Hoff

Is it gonna snow anytime soon? I'm getting sick of these three-hour cocktease snowshowers.

Whoa, Clay Aiken has a CD out? I'm there! Ha ha, ha, ha...is he joking?

Wow, you're a bad-ass.

The only way you truly waste your life is if you don't enjoy it. Bitches.

Chave. Haircut. Two bits.

NO!!! *burns eyes* Awesome, where did you hear that?

I think the point Dama was trying to make is this: how come Scott got the "Scooter" nickname simply because his name is Scott? Plenty of people named Scott are never, ever called Scooter. It's not particularly clever, or funny, or witty...it's just something taken for granted these days, but no one really knows who started it, or why. The question that really needs to be asked is who originally had the idea to call a man named Scott "Scooter," and was it even funny at the time of inception. Maybe then, Dama's mystery would be solved. Until then, we'll simply never know.

DD: Xanta Claus owns. Also, I will TEMPORARILY break my UGS boycott because I miss the place, but if it's still communist, POW, right back on the boycott wagon. Wavering, Hoff

Dear Diary, Can you let me know if UGS is still supporting socialism for absolutely no reason? I'd really like to stop my boycott. And before anyone sasses off to either of us, I just figured this would be the best place to ask. Perplexed (and wanting snow), Hoff

Well shit, how dare anyone ever enjoy anything having to do with cats? String the fuckers up, I say, the cats and the posters. My God, what a lot of knaves and chaveosexuals. Loosen up, man. The cats aren't hurting anyone, and some people find them amusing. I'm sure they mean no offense. I'd wager no one even knew your past history with felines until now.

YOU'RE ALL DIRTY CHAVEOSEXUALS!!! *alerts the local Christian authorities*

Those get the seal of approval.

Wow. Just...wow. I don't know that I've seen a less coherent argument in a long while. Perhaps ever. Awesome job, Dave O'Neill, Journalist.

Nevermind, I missed a whole page of hte thread.

All right, then.

I loved it, Zack. It was totally what I wanted. Thank you. Hell, like I said over at UGS, I loved the whole show. I'm especially looking forward to the Dama/Crystal feud, that promo had me in goosebumps. I dunno how the ratings work, but I'd rate this show very, very high. 10, for sure, although of course my experience with OAOAST is limited.

What the-- *spinebusters Chave* God damn Chaveos, corrupting our kids... Anyway yeah, Havoc might be in line if he keeps getting hot for fat dancing men.

Never thought I'd say this, but I was hoping the joke of that link was a naked fat man dancing or something. Chave left me disappointed. You hoped it was a picture of a naked fat bloke dancing, and you're disappointed it was a topless photo of Britney Spears? Hoff, you have a new target... Huh? Spinebuster? *is confused*

I dunno, I didn't mind. I'm more bothered by Chave's ready acceptance of his own deviant lifestyle.

Booooooooooooo. Also, why would you admit to being a flaming chaveo? Jeez....

Spoiler (Highlight to Read): Reverse sucked, don't bring him back. At least this gimmick is interactive, what with the highlighting with the mouse and all.

Usually. If you have a lot of enemies, or it's printed across the ass instead of down the leg, I still wouldn't recommend it. Good point though.

I'm sure this rule will usher in a new era of sophistication. *drowns in a sea of gimmicks and dick jokes*

Not really. Anyone can type the word "you" -- that was my entire point. I'm sure you're proud of the immesne skill it took to type all those letters (not to mention your rapier wit), but it is simply what's expected of you if you'd like to be taken seriously. What would make me happy is if you, and everyone else, never used "u" in the first place. But since you don't have a time machine, I'll let it slide. Just this once, though. It happens again, and by God, you're finding a way to travel back in time.