Hoff

Acceptable Places to Wear Sweats on a College Campus Always: In your room/dorm In the cafeteria At the gym Sometimes: Class -- if you're on a tight schedule, or if you're a student athlete, or if you're cool enough to pull it off. Also acceptable on laundry day. The drugstore -- don't go to even a Wal-Mart in 'em, and no grocery stores. But a run to Walgreen's or the convenience store is okay. General campus -- if you're just hanging out, or studying at the commons, it's all good. ALMOST never: Work -- there's always exceptions Parties -- some parties are themed casual or sleepwear, and some peoplr just don't care. NEVER EVER: a date. Duh. Not meant as an end-all be-all, just a collection of observations. P.S. THE LAW OF THE SWEATS -- hot chicks can wear them pretty much anywhere, save when the folks come into town.

Using "u" in place of "you" is the saddest thing you've done in this thread. It's three letters. Tough it out.

This thread is stupid, but the more important topic at hand is these gimicks. Stop, jeez. Even the funny ones aren't funny, because everyone is doing it. It's like being witty, funny, and clever has been replaced with having a cool gimmick or catchphrase. It's just a waste of time. I know JudasSault (and speaking of which, are you ever going to post under your real name anymore?) will have a hissy, but I'm being serious. Not trying to "bitch," because I'm not deeply wounded or anything, but damn, this needs to stop. And if it doesn't, Reverse needs to learn how to do his gimmick right. .soten ekaT .enod s'ti woh si sihT

Bitching about it isn't going to help the practice stop, so I suppose it's "kudos" to you.

DING DING DING! Five points to JSYK.

I had no idea so I picked the first thing to come to mind. It's all good by me, Ducktales was a great show. I always wondered if Donald was really in the Navy, though. When I got older, I theorized he was probably an abusive parent. Always playing second fiddle to that damn femmy mouse has to do a number on a guy.

Eh. I mean it's clear you get the ref, yet you haven't clearly stated what it is. Two extra credit points, but no dice on the 5.

What? No. Ducktales was a classic, though.

Well I don't "hate" him either, but he's a moron, and I hate morons, so I more or less can't stand him by proxy.

I always thought CJ was one of the worse lifeguards. She didn't seem to have much character depth. (5 points to the first to grab the reference)

Human Jukebox has to be the worst gimmick ever. It's not even entertaining, it just takes up space. Backwards-man was more entertaining than this. "Look, I found a song relevant to the discussion so I MUST BE FUNNAY~!" I'm going to be really pissed off if I find out this is someone I like. Until then, consider me as offering a standing "omgbanplz" on this guy.

Man, that's messed up.

It's no different than any shock TV. Sure, it's "really" happening, and the fact that things like that do go on is sad. But there's nothing inherently wrong with being amused by people getting the shit kicked out of them. Now, wishing that sort of thing on someone else, or being "happy" that it went down...that's a little different. But, to each his own.

The saddest thing is that "Human Jukebox" is probably someone with a shred of intelligence. Oh, Sakura. Yeah, I don't give a fuck. It snowed today, so forget you silly bitches.

CJ = old and tired Hoff = wave of the future Follow me, children. Follow me here.

No, she really does look like a drag queen in a nice wig. A close male friend of mine looks like a lesbian with a buzz cut. It doesn't make it funny when I comment on it. Didn't mean to come down like an ass on you, though. I just wish people would stop making crude penis jokes -- except when insulting close friends, or mocking people who seriously use such infantile humor.

No, you know what? FUCK YOU. And yo motha. Punk bitch. *music plays: "you know I love you, I always will"*

Yeah, see? SNOW. Mother fuckers. Also, this thread sucks.

By the way, does your cousin have a sweatshirt tucked inside his pants? Because that's pretty damn funny.

Ah oui, bien sur! J'ai faim, si tu sais ce que je veux dire! Et Matt: haw haw haw haw haw! Un enfant! GO AWAY

It would be nice to see them introduce a new franchise character. Mario and Link are time-tested, but old nonetheless. DK has spun off fairly well, and Metriod proved it's still a staple, but other than those, who do you think of when you think Nintendo? Mega Man, at one point, but he's been on Sony as well. I've never believed them to be a "kiddie console" (unless by that, you meant "focused on gameplay as opposed to image"), but it would be cool if the big N got a character like Solid Snake or some equally bad-ass mofo to compliment the family-friendly Mario bunch (who, as Marvin pointed out, are still prominent at Nintendo's headquarters). It'd be tough developing something, but with big developers at least willing to get back on board with Nintendo, it's worth a shot at trying something.

Half of the bands in America have covered that song. Wayne's version isn't bad, but I've heard better. Interesting side note to that, invariably, every amateur night I went to when I was at school, if it was anything but a rap group on stage, they'd cover that fucking song. Just surreal. I think I actually have a cover I did on my computer somewhere. No point to be made on Wayne here, just making a comment. As for the band, they seem okay, although the only thing "Stacy's Mom" has going for it is the fun little video. The song's sandpaper on the ears, as far as I'm concerned.

Where the fuck is the snow. Pass it fucking on.

What you get and what you see Things that don't come easily Feeling happy in my vein Icicles within my brain Something blowing in my head Winter's ice, it soon will spread Death would freeze my very soul Makes me happy, makes me cold My eyes are blind but I can see The snowflakes glisten on the tree The sun no longer sets me free I feel there's no place freezing me Let the winter sun shine on Let me feel the frost of dawn Fill my dreams with flakes of snow Soon I'll feel the chilling glow Don't you think I know what I'm doing Don't tell me that it's doing me wrong You're the one who's really a loser This is where I feel I belong Crystal world with winter flowers Turns my day to frozen hours Lying snowblind in the sun Will my ice age ever come? That's all well and good, but it doesn't get me my fucking snow. Heads are gonna roll soon, I swear it.