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TWO FOR THE MONEY: So, Zack can write. I don't think a single person in attendance didn't know who was winning, but Zack managed to write a very enjoyable match that actually held my interest. Given the fact that it was, and no offense, but Zack and five scrubs, I...didn't expect that. Well written, and easy to follow as six people bounced every which way. Good stuff. Zack should be proud. THA PUERTO RICAN VS. LEON RODEZ: Decent. It was basically what I've come to expect from P.R., who I've been told was the author. If not, KC did an amazing job of masking his own style. But yeah, it was fun to read, if a bit predictable. The ending bugged me too, but not so much. The story of all the babyfaces getting into it was cool. A match with a lot of great spots, to be sure. Nice way for Leon to kick off his run. I agree with Ton' that the Brock/Otaku segment was MM's best work to date, and definitely in tune with the OAOAST style. Not that he should change how he writes, but at the same time it flowed well with the rest of the show. Good work. I like the intensity you brought to it. MATCH OF THE NIGHT: Yeah, enough said. I can see getting by without me, but how you lived without NYU is a mystery. I don't mean that as in insult to anyone...the guy is just SO FRIGGIN' GOOD. He knows my thoughts on the match. Very funny and well-done victory promo by KC (I believe). I like that the 24/7 rule is being brought back. That helped me out considerably when I had that belt. Should be fun. ALFDOGG VS. PETER KNIGHT: So. RObbo and I were talking about the characters of Alf and PK, and how, quite frankly, there isn't that much there. PK has become a lot more defined, but Alf just seems to be a wrestler, and I said that was all he needed to be. And I love him for it. And, it couldn't have come out better here. This was the PERFECT match for Alf to win the OAOAST Championship. It started out as a simple question of who was the better wrestler. As it progressed, PK's mean streak showed, but Alf's passion rose to the occasion (man that sounds bad). We saw that he was able to kick out of the champ's finisher, rise above the dirty tricks, and win his title. This is, like, the new standard for main events. It was a true "main event" style match, and I mean that in a good way. I don't know who wrote it, if it was a joint effort, but good, good stuff. And nice imagery at the end, with Alf looking at his reflection in the belt. Great moment. This was definitely the runner-up for MOTN, for me. Godd show all around. Everyone should be proud.

I should change that anyway. But, YOU'RE atrocious.

COD VS. CW AND BO: I tend to like Patty's stuff, but this was just way too wordy for me. I like that about his style, but it felt taken to an extreme. I just couldn't get into the match. It was certainly well-written. THUNDERKID VS. REJECT: Pretty darn good match. A lot of back-and-forth, and some good near fall sequences. The only critique I'd have is that there didn't seem to be too many transitions -- at times, it just went from move to move without a lot of detail. But it didn't hurt the match too much. Ending was sudden, but not bad. ...and The OC is on...so we'll finish this tonight.

One mystery solved!

Anyone who voted no should have to say who they are, and why.

There's not NEARLY enough of the 6'5, 275, two-time OAOAST Champion in this match for my liking. HOW-EVER...I'd pay good money to see it.

BEEF BAK BATTLE ROYAL: Real good. I thought I'd been keeping up, but I guess not as I didn't know some of the characters. I'm not sure who Melody is, but she had me laughing. The match itself was good, what a battle royal should be -- lots of action from everyone, moving from person to person. I enjoyed it. Good little opening by the Axe-man. Graphics, swank as always although I am tired of that Buff picture. PAPA! I'm gonna send you a new Hoff pic. Axel was fun times with Tony and Jesse. Good stuff, as good as an opening bit can be. VITAMIN X VS. COLOMBIAN HEAT: This match was really good! I'm never gonna be the biggest fan of any of Ed's guys, because they feel a little like knock-offs to me. But it's how he writes, and he did it really well. There were a couple issues. First off, Nick Patrick pulled Heat off of VX during the Broncobuster. Why? He could have just checked on X after the move. Also, I know Boricua was ordered out of the ring, but what stopped him from coming back into the ring? There weren't refs holding him back, or anything. I dunno, seemed odd and it hurt the finish a little. Other than that, a great brawl with a good story to it. Boricua's interference was handled almost perfectly, and the match really did draw me in. Good work to Ed. NNMX VS. HEAVENLY ROCKERS: "Logan might not have gotten the pinfall but he's got the next best thing -- he's on top of Ned Blanchard." Awesome. This match was...pretty good. It seemed a little disjointed at first, kind of all over the page, but it got together as it went on and the intensity showed through. I'm not so into the SCM or Sooners, but the interference served to make the match seem chaotic, in a very good way. The breakdown was fun to watch, and Ned looked like a bad-ass. Great ending, although it seemed a little sudden to me, but...maybe that's just me. And definitely a feel-good moment at the end. Funny PR promo, with the standard complaint. I think Ed is a funny guy, and I could get a lot more into him, not even if he just stopped emulating the Rock, but just tried to subtly change things. The "THE CHAMP HAS SPO-KUN" catchphrase is a good example. I know Cena used it for a short bit, but it's become the Puerto Rican's and if he had more stuff like that, I could get way more into him. Still...good promo. To follow a popular trend, more later.

Hoff and Drek Stone will be in the building. What went wrong with their Anglemania affair? And will they have any words for Black T? Tune in this week to find out!

INTRIGUE~!

Seriously. Over the past week, you people have all been fighting over nothing. Zack Malibu isn't funny. Czech is an arthouse fagot. You know what? None of it matters. The fact is, Malibu and TCR are simply old news. If you want to talk about something, talk about the man who's revolutionizing the way we see Hardcore Discussion. The man who brought you all together under a banner of peace and harmony. I am the new millenium at The Smart Marks, and I will lead you from this darkness and into the light. No more comments about bands you've never heard of. No more references to shows from the 80s that nobody cares about. Just pure fucking entertainment. You've been without it for too long, TSM, and I'm going to give it to you. You've shown me you're ready for a change. You just put me through with the biggest upset in messageboard history. And with all respect to CWM, you've all shown you're ready for the future. So bring on Malibu, the bad-joke-turning paper champion. Bring on Czech, the self-righteous, whiny, snot-nosed little punk. I'll take them all out. I will lead you to the promised land. GET ON MY BACK, AND I WILL CARRY YOU! The time is now. When you enter the polling booth in Round IV, make the choice you know is right. Fuck Czech. And FUCK Zack. Vote for the future, and you will never regret it. HOFF FOR POSTER OF THE YEAR 2006

It ain't no secret anymore, all that's left is the official word: Hoff vs. Dan Black in a Submission Match

Ugh, touche. And of course there's situations when the RR winner hasn't been in the WWF/E Title match. But other than that, not withstanding Lawrence Taylor...yeesh.

That's all well and good, but at the same time this is the first year that the Royal Rumble winner doesn't get the main event, more than likely BECAUSE it has Triple H in it. Even when this company gets it right, they get it wrong.

Wow. You really have no idea.

How dare you waltz in here, all nonchalant, as if nothing was the matter. OUR LITTLE BOY NEEDS HIS FATHER!

^ That guy for video games mod

I had to read it twice before I caught "Rhode Island." Nicely done.

4 lief~

Actually, an acronym can technically refer to what we commonly know as an abbreviation, as well as the more standard definition you put forth. That's how I roll.

I am more than likely getting it tonight AND getting me a wireless router (fuck you, Nintendo USB dongle). I'm very excited.

pardon miasma: I'm a soccer mom OAOAST Hoff: wait what?

No, seriously, we're having an intimate relationship. But hey, Czech is a soccer mom? What's that about?

I'm fucking money.

That was my Hank Kingsley impression. I'll impress you. We're waiting, lol Oh, snap

OAOAST Hoff: you drive a minivan? pardon miasma: you heard me pardon miasma: read me OAOAST Hoff: well, I'll be damned. It's true, you guys. Just when you think you know someone.