Hoff

That was my Hank Kingsley impression. I'll impress you.

OH SNAP THEY GONNA FIGHT. Which is good, as I'm getting tired, and Inc is CLEARLY not at my level. I mean like even close. Sucka.

Meat, why did you post just then. Now my post doesn't make sense. Fortunately, this does make it fit in with most of TSM. So.....thanks?

Maybe he forgot how to use question marks. Oh, wait, that's someone else.

Hey, I'm cool with everyone whose name doesn't start with a C and end in "arnival." Wait, wait, I got this one. ....Meatwad?

Kotz, you should invite him to the secret clubhouse.

Oh, man, I'm on double-posts right now.

This is what you wanted, Spoon. This is what you were dying for. Good old-fashioned flaming. Don't start crying now just because you didn't like the taste.

You ADDICT

Actually, yeah, I can't stand it. You know that in all likelihood no one noticed, or cared, but you still feel like a fool.

JIZZCANDENZA

Oh. Sorry Chave

Why don't you give up? I'm sick of your shit and I don't want you around here anymore. You want me to stop, shut your fucking mouth, because I'm tired of it.

I got nothing. I'm about to get shown up something fierce, I reckon.

Voting ends in ONE HOUR.

You're so right. Gee, Incandenza, you're ever so smart. How you've read me so perfectly is a mystery. You know the sad thing? I mean, besides your attempts at humor. The sad thing is that at this stage, I'm so tired, I don't know if I'm winning or losing (as much as one can win or lose at the internet). I'm not going down without a fight. Inc's much more fond of going down than I am! WHOOOOOOA GAY JOKES! COME ON, BABAY~!

You're not even trying anymore -- although it's hard to tell, sometimes. Come on, Inc. Give me some more of that rapier wit. Throw that sarcasm my way! It's what you do, buddy. I can take it.

Took you long enough to punch that one out, dude. You maybe need a little breather? I'm gon' go get a glass of water. Let me know when you're ready for more.

Irony, thy name is Agent of Oblivion.

Oh, for fuck's sake. Every single "joke" you've laid down tonight has been playing off of me. You're NOTHING without a foil. You're less than worthless if it doesn't involve pretentious rock or massive amounts of sarcasm. Why don't you head on back to your super secret clubhouse? I doubt you'd have to deal with such droll people.

Less "managed to avoid," more "missed an opportunity for." But hey, they can't all be winners. As you've proven, though, they can all be losers.

It's 2004 ALL OVER AGAIN

You're gonna be anxious for awhile, although the drugs should help with that.

OMFG I JUST GOT OWNEDCANDENZA. RUN FOR THE HILLS

Clearly nothing of consequence.