Hoff

You're not back in town, are you?

SOUTH SIDE SERPENTS REPRESENT!

No. It'll be way cooler when I'm in Anoka for some reason and he recognizes me in Target, and he sneaks up behind me and starts coughing, but in such a manner that the word "donut" is audible under his breath, and eventually I'll realize it and be all "YOU!" and Piss'll be all "pay up, son." Good times.

Banky

I have nothing with which to help you.

March, 2002.

Ha, well met, Steve. I'm right and you're both wrong, though, and that's just how it is, and I also like how I needled MIB into posting more than a one-liner. Also, who the fuck is Man in Blak? I made the ELITE EIGHT, baby. You're no one next to me. Get of your cloud. You wish that New Homo Blues was HALF the fucking testosterone haven Hoff's Place was. You arthouse fag.

You guys this thread is lame and HD needs to be cool again and also, Hoff is lame and he needs to shut up. That fag. Also why the hell does Piss have all these pictures of me?

Mario Golf is okay. I could never get into the storyline, but every now and then a quick game is fun.

'98 Vikings?

If you're going to be a part of this folder, though, make sure you lecture all participants about the proper posting etiquette in here. This is Hardcore Discussion, after all. OH SNAP YOU GOT ME, STEVE! I don't even know if you're referring to what I said to Kotz, or to my penchant for grammar. If it's the former, I should introduce you to my good friend irony. You did to me exactly what I did to him: offer unsolicited advice. The difference, however, is that while I'm trying not to ostracize new people from this folder, you're pointlessly flame-baiting. A "clever" one-liner isn't the same thing as a well thought-out opinion. Again, you're a smart guy; you really ought to know this. If it's the latter...yeah, that's definitely a requirement to be a part of this folder, seeing as everyone here does it. Or could it be that that's a running gag between myself and those with a sense of humor? Surely not. That just couldn't be true. Show off your mighty brain to the folks at your latest soon-to-be-failed messageboard venture. We don't want any.

Oh, God yes. It's not even close, and ZM is a pretty good game. Everything in Fusion rocks. I'm still a little afraid to play it in the dark due to the awesomely eerie music and the basic concept of being the only one alive on the station. Then again, I have a seriously overactive imagination. Oh, hey, Gabe. The Golden Sun games are pretty solid RPG titles, especially (IMHO) the first one. Hard to find, but worth it if you're an RPG guy. My apologies if someone already mentioned them and I missed it.

Yeesh, Spoon, give it a rest. By and large, I agree with you, but this holier-than-thou, woe-is-me, "everyone new sucks and I'm going to go away and when I come back, it better be cleaned up around here" attitude makes me want to go out and by a St. Gabriel of Dijbouti t-shirt. Okay, so the guy started a bad thread (and no offense, Gabe, but this is kind of weak). The best thing you can do is say nothing, let it pass, and hope he gets the hint. The worst thing you can do is wave your superiority in front of the class, and give them a reason to post things just to stick it to you. You're a smart guy; you ought to know this by now. The folder will never be what it was. You can be a part of what it is now, or you can bitch. Your call.

I have Super Street Fighter II Turbo Revival and it plays great. The difficulty seems jacked up, to me, but it plays very well. On top of what Andrew said, I'd recommend Metriod: Fusion. Just an amazing platform shooter with classic Metroid gameplay, some new innovations, and a great story. Highly HIGHLY recommend. You can find it in some stores yet, if you're lucky.

I'll vote Slayer and Czech. We talk more, that's the long and short of it. Any one of these four guys is deserving.

BEST POST EVER

Um, it was clearly beating CWM. Sorry, bub.

The nice part about being out of the running is that you get to abstain.

Carnival outclasses the real Rando, let alone this guy.

I'll sense you.

I thought dog was feminine. Une chien.

STFU, arthouse fagot. We don't need your big words around here. This gimmick is atrocious, by the way. If you're going to do a parody, make it subtle at first. Hook people in. Then, slowly, you reveal yourself, and that's how you shock your audience. Zack Malibu has his share of detractors, currently, but he also has friends, and it wouldn't be a big leap of faith to assume one had started a Tiffany gimmick to actually defend Zack. But when you join in on the "Czech's a fagot" bandwagon and call Lushus your "secretary of getting down," we all know that this is meant to mock Malibu, and thus, no one cares. This just could have been really good.

Ladies and gentlemen, I hereby officially concede my bid to Slayer. He's a great man, and he'll represent TSM well. I'm honored to have made it this far, and I hope that, even without the title of Poster of the Year, we can work together toward a better TSM.

This is one of Mole's better threads.