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  1. Hoff

    Black Hoff Down

  2. Hoff

    Booking for 3/9

    Oh, man, you GOTTA fucking watch this week.
  3. Hoff

    I have a hard on

  4. Hoff

    Black Hoff Down

    I'll let it slide. You know you done wrong, that's good enough for me.
  5. Hoff

    TSM Poster Tournament IV: Round 1

    I did too. Real subtle, chief.
  6. I've got an inside tip that HHH has family in the wrestling business.
  7. Hoff

    Dates/Locations for '06 WWE PPV's

    This isn't ECW, though, is the thing with that.
  8. Hoff

    Dates/Locations for '06 WWE PPV's

    I guess I'm also that stupid, as I have no idea what name you're talking about.
  9. Hoff

    The feeling of rusty spoons

    There's no apostrophe in "whites."
  10. Hoff

    Coca-Cola Blāk

    If I was drinking a flavored Pepsi that didn't taste like Pepsi, I'd be pissed. But if my Coke tasted like whatever, no harm, no foul.
  11. Hoff

    Well, see ya later guys

    Oh FUCK I missed that one. Spelling has never pressed my buttons like grammar does, though.
  12. Hoff

    Well, see ya later guys

    Is he gonna be dating a senior citizen?
  13. Hoff

    Black Hoff Down

    Ah, no one can fault you for that. Something I've been thinking about recently, actually, is how we always think our childhood heroes will be around forever. When I was younger, I imagined watching Kirby play as an adult. Still sucks, though. Card was worth a lot of money before Monday, let alone now.
  14. Hoff

    World Title

    I'd say the NWA (TNA) and WWF/E and the only ones I would consider true World Championships in the United States. ROH could get there at some point, but right now they're the highest-up of the many pretenders to the throne. The WCW Title, remember, was merged into the WWF title, and I believe the ECW was too. If not, I'll give ECW the benefit of the doubt, because nearly every casual fan knew what ECW was, as opposed to ROH or any other indie out there. I still have a hard time accepting the "World" Title, but the holders have done some good work legitamizing it, particularly Benoit, Orton, and Angle. If Rey comes out on top at WMXXII, that'll help its stock rise even further from "the belt HHH was handed while wearing a suit."
  15. Hoff

    Black Hoff Down

    Your web of lies is shattered. It is one web, comprised of many lies, and thus is singular. By the way, nice fucking thread, idiot.
  16. Don't you have some obscure music to download? Touch 'em all! And we'll see ya tomorrow night! Shit, I just made myself sad. Get well, Kirby...
  17. Hoff

    TSM Poster Tournament IV: Round 1

    Rudo Vitamin X Special K Sass Spaceman Spiff FFMS Agnes The Czech Republic Kotzenjunge Canadian Guitarist Black Lushus KOAB Banky Kingofthe909 vs. Canadian Chick -- I'd like to abstain. If I can't...CC. No offense, guy. Hoff (yeah-uh) Slayer alfdogg CWM abowen33 EvenflowDDT NYU Meatwad AndrewTS FOOSTER~! Niskie lovecraft231 Krankor JST Carnival Bob Barron Чэв kkktookmybabyaway
  18. Hoff

    NewsRadio Season 3 DVD release date

    Had a marathon today, got through some 15 episodes. I always thought Season 3 was their best stuff, although it's not as though they erred often.
  19. I tried to help make this work, but it seems popular opinion is against it.
  20. Hoff

    Zack Malibu is really gayin' up the joint.

    True, I like spi-- waaaaait a minute. This thread isn't that thread!
  21. Wow, harsh. True. I once stayed up from New Year's Eve until the wee hours of my birthday, January 2nd. About 40 hours. The next person in this thread is engaged to be married.
  22. Hoff

    Growing Pains

    Ah, to be young again. In my teens, and into my twenties, I was a Monday night fanatic. I was a religious zealot, and my god was two hours of main-event caliber wrestling action. I was an addict, and my drug of choice was Monday Night Raw. I didn't just want to see it -- I *needed* to see it. I would do anything to get home by 8:00. If I was with friends, I left the group behind. If I was with family, I whined until I got my way. And if I was alone, I got my ass home with plenty of time to spare. You see, Monday Night Raw was a way of life. It was the hottest show on television, and it stayed hot because it was good. The show kept its viewers hooked from start to finish with fast action, high drama, and slapstick comedy. It was the ultimate variety show, and it was true must-see television. I'm not a young man anymore. I'm in my mid-twenties. I hold a full-time job, I pay bills, and I foot my own room and board. I've truly grown up. Not to say that I don't have a lot of growing to do, but the fact is that the things that enamored me as a child may not elicit the same responses these days. And, as much as I'd love for my schedule to revolve around the TV listings, I simply don't have that ability. However... Recently, my personal schedule has changed, allowing me the chance to watch Raw every week. After a long absence from regular viewership, this has become a big deal for me. I make the effort to be home in time. However, the recent shows have left me wondering why I should care. There have been some bright spots -- mainly involving Edge, in my opinion -- but the majority of the show, I have found lackluster and uninteresting. However...I'm not a young man anymore. I'm asking for opionions. I want to hear from the 18 and under crowd. Are you feeling it? Is Raw really holding you for two hours? D-X and Head were kind of juvenile concepts, but as a teenager they had me hooked. Are the youth of today hooked in the same manner? Are Eugene and Mama Benjamin making the kids bust a gut? Or is the show really as bad as we adults seem to believe? Part of me wants to believe that I've just grown up and grown old, but I have a feeling that it's not me that's out of touch -- it's the WWE. But there's only one way to know for sure. Here's hoping that the fans of tomorrow aren't losing interest today. -Hoff
  23. Hoff

    Czech Republic MP3 Player Crisis 2006

    You're thinking of the Shuffle. We don't fix them, and so I don't know a lot about them. But 512MB is barely "decent," and it doesn't have a display, either. Nanos run a couple hundred yet.
  24. Hoff

    So...Virginia

    Bad ass.
  25. Hoff

    Czech Republic MP3 Player Crisis 2006

    My friend dropped his iPod outside my home (well, a little down the street) on a gravely road during a drunken escapade, and we found it the next day, after a rainfall, still in working order. While we're on the subject, is there such a thing as an mp3 player with decent storage capacity that doesn't cost a few hundred dollars? One time a guy fell out of a plane and lived; doesn't make it a good idea. I fix the things for a living, and the hard drives are touchy.
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