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  1. Hoff

    OAO 1/21 Impact Thread

    Yeah, but you know what? If they let BG cut his promos, have Kip get off his "bitch" line, and let them go out and do the kind of wrestling they did in the WWE, it *should* be good. BG can still brawl and pop the crowd, and Kip is great in the "come in, hit a power move or two, tag out" role.
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    The Green Glass Door

    As I was walking to St. Ives, I crossed a man with seven wives. And all his wives had seven hats, and also with them seven cats. And all the wives had seven kids, with seven hats upon their lids. Kids, cats, hats, wives; how many were going to St. Ives?
  3. Hoff

    Favorite gimmick poster

    Maybe they're a millionaire. Like Batman, or something. Y'know...retired, liberal Batman.
  4. Hoff

    OAO 1/21 Impact Thread

    I agree on BG. He was always entertaining, but it's nice to see that he can cut something with a little substance to it. Looks like a decent show.
  5. Hoff

    Favorite gimmick poster

    Let's kill him! I'd love to find out that someone like MikeSC was a gimmick poster by some uber-liberal. I've never been fond of people "working the board," but you'd have to admire that complete of an illusion.
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    Favorite gimmick poster

    Clearly your head is not on straight Slayer must be the seven word bandit!
  7. Hoff

    Leena is 2 HAWT!

    NO, I'm with her on this. The Australian Open is on and I haven't been seeing MY boyfriend because-- uh, um, never mind...I gotta go.
  8. Hoff

    Beefbaq for 1/19

    If a certain someone was supposed to show up this week, he apologizes. This theoretical person has had the flu all week. He didn't mean to leave people hanging. Also, he (whoever he may or may not be) will leave feedback soon. Also, if he knew someone named Tony, he'd want him to know he'll catch him in a day or two here. Sorry cats.
  9. Hoff

    Leena is 2 HAWT!

    She hasn't been around as much. Maybe she's with her fu--UH, I mean, her gentleman consort? Yeah, that'll work.
  10. Hoff

    The Green Glass Door

    Man. In the morning of his life, before he has learned to walk, he uses four legs. Once he has grown, he walks on two legs, upright. In the evening of his years, he must rely on a cane, and thus has three legs. Sphinx'd Here's one: you throw away the outside, and you cook the inside. Then you eat the outside, and throw away the inside. WHAT IS IT?
  11. Hoff

    The Green Glass Door

    Aren't you the guy thats always showing up in threads simply to whine about 'you'RE'? Ohh, so you're trying to act like me, then. Well, that I can understand. I am pretty cool. Once your brain hemmorhage flares down, try to comprehend the point behind that post: that just because one person does something doesn't mean it's the right thing to do, and nor does it mean I can't call you on stupid shit.
  12. Hoff

    The Green Glass Door

    Oh, but Officer Goeman and snuffbox are. And Spoon's allowed behind the door. Which leaves me firmly outside. In the cold. So, where did you find that pic of the Viking fan and the Packer fan together, because I looked for one, and came up empty. But here, Mama McNabb sent you this. Said it'd warm you up and fill you up right.
  13. Hoff

    The Green Glass Door

    Assuming that's sarcasm, nobody forced you to play, or comment. And yes, he is indeed. Good work, K.
  14. Hoff

    The Green Glass Door

    K got it. Also, Packer fans are, ironically, not allowed behind the door. Sorry!
  15. Hoff

    The Green Glass Door

    Okay, CWM. Don't spoil it, but, if you're so smart, are you behind the Green Glass Door?
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    The Green Glass Door

    Seems a safe bet to me.
  17. Hoff

    The Green Glass Door

    The Amazing Rando is NOT behind the green glass door.
  18. Hoff

    The Green Glass Door

    You're certainly not behind the green glass door, anyway.
  19. Hoff

    The Green Glass Door

    If you don't know, feel free to venture a guess, and I'll correct you. Raven is correct; he is not behind the green glass door. Or just green door, that works too.
  20. Hoff

    FLOOD CONTROL

    Ha, told YOU, Carny!
  21. Hoff

    The Titillating World of Cosplay

    Two of my best friends. I forgot I had this.
  22. Hoff

    Leena is 2 HAWT!

    Regrettably, no.
  23. Hoff

    let it all out

    Oh Christ, Kotz's biggest fan AKA Matt Young is in the thread. I'm in trouble.
  24. Hoff

    let it all out

    I think it's because all wrestling messageboard members are, like, reclusive nerds or something. I mean I don't actually think that, but I mean, I think that's the idea. Man, Kotz sucks lately. I mean, I'm just saying he's been awfully remarkably average. I bet you I get a sarcastic talking-to for saying such things. Awesome!
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    let it all out

    I'll IM you next time I'm on, Carny.
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