Hoff

Oh, I figured they were like the Olsen sisters or something. Who are also ugly, by the way. They look like malformed frog-women.

Those Hitler chicks are ugly somethin' fierce. Granted, they are skinny and blonde, so they clearly warrant media attention.

I play tennis...

Kind of. We had, like, that one conversation, and it rocked, IIRC.

Wait, are you Game, or not? I can't remember. Because if you are, that's a little creepy.

I'm still angry about this, by the way, and I never did get an answer.

Wow, gross.

I hate people like that. I mean, jeez. Sometimes you wanna sign off, lie down, and just read, or in my case eat. It doesn't mean I hate you. AIM is kind of full of bitches, now that I think about it.

I made it funny. You can't have it. Also, wait. Did I just give advice to a joke post? I feel used.

I don't get it. Now wait. Before you either rush off to defend it, or shoot off some sarcastic comment about how, of course, I wouldn't get it, or make some other art-school-dropout "clever" remark, let me clarify: I don't get it because it's not funny. Leena, why you gotta be blockin' people?

Now you have me wondering if I could actually eat a whole chicken. EDIT: I mean, of course I could eat an entire chicken. I mean, like, at once, without cutting it up. Hmm...

....that you don't get to use "remarkably average." I...I thought that was clear.

Wait a minute...

I'm more of an "inhale-the-whole-chicken" man, actually.

Hold on. I've gotta break from the course of the thread for a moment. Kotz: you do NOT get "remarkably average." It's mine. You used it and it sounded lame, so I took it and made it my own and now it's ironic. I made it ironic; I made it mean something. It's mine. And to steal someone else's material....why, I'd say that's remarkably below average. Okay, thread back on.

Well, maybe their fetish is upper thigh. You don't know.

I don't know. I can't see it being a factor when I'm 35, 40...but then, I've never been that old, so who's to say. I was 17, incidentally -- not a lot of expenses at that age, so money definitely wasn't an issue. And wait, other people have done that to you? Sheesh, girl, you are just not good at AIM, or something.

Your cousin was white and made of tires?

Dynamite drop in, Cyber-Space. The way I see it, HTQ and Leena are both kind of right. If you don't like the board, you should leave, but at the same time, steps should be taken to make the board as inviting as possible. The mods talking down to people doesn't seem to help that much.

It was either a weight joke or a small penis joke, possibly both. However, be ye not deflected from the central issue at hand: Leena's racism. Because we all know that she's just covering her tracks, now. I'm appalled, frankly. Both. And it wasn't a joke. Oh, snap

OMG STOP TALKING ABOUT YOU AND FRIDGE. We get it; there was no reason to say anything more than "take it from someone who knows" except to throw it in his face. As far as looks and money go, I agree, there has to be a base attraction. But money? Fuck that. Love don't have a price tag, girl. *snaps fingers*

I hath been made wrong. I shalt falleth upon mine own blade, as an act of contrition. See ya. *dies*

It was either a weight joke or a small penis joke, possibly both. However, be ye not deflected from the central issue at hand: Leena's racism. Because we all know that she's just covering her tracks, now. I'm appalled, frankly.

Kotz, that post was remarkably average.

This is gonna be one lazy entry. I'm gonna list who, in wrestling, I'm into right now. Hopefully, some of the choices will spark discussion. I'M FEELIN': WWE RAW Shawn Michaels Edge Trish Stratus Big Vis Shelton Benjamin SmackDown Kurt Angle Chris Benoit Randy Orton Booker T (heal please!) Funaki...because, really, he IS SmackDown's #1 announcer. TNA Christian Cage Monty Brown Christopher Daniels AMW Jackie Gayda (delicious!) Now, I'm NOT feelin'... Gregory Helms -- it's like Christian from the trailer park. PASS The Boogeyman -- what is TSM's deal with this guy? He sucks and his gimmick is just messed up. But moreover, he's not really a deep character to build around. MNM -- man, it's not their fault, since there IS no tag division, but they got really stale, really quick. Rey Mysterio -- yeah I said it. He's just been so vanilla. He wasn't even convincing in the Dominic feud. I know people liked it, but I didn't. He can still go, but, it's like, I just expect more from a guy on the cusp of main eventing. I dunno. Vince McMahon -- GO AWAY. (Stephie is still hot, STFU haters) Aries/Shelly/Strong -- The name GenerationNext, if they use it, will be ironic as we've already seen this. Also, they're good wrestlers, but being typical whiny heels is doing nothing for them. Now, if they get some time on the stick, things may change. Gail Kim -- this is primarily because she's Asian and I don't find AZN women attractive. Sorry Asia! Also, she enabled JJ and AMW to get cheap wins every single time. Hopefully someone will leap in to defend the TNA stable and/or Rey, and we can get some talk going. Until then... -Hoff