Hoff

They're still flip-flopping. I have to say that I don't get your criticisms, Czech. Futurama doesn't pelt you with jokes the way that FG or the Simpsons do, but it stays entertaining throughout an episode, and tells a good story, too. I also agree with whoever said that the show had a lot of heart, as it often left me feeling warm and fuzzy.

It's half true.

Vodka and orange juice. What?

The difference between Pepsi One and Coke Zero is the same as the difference between Pepsi and Coke. One's good, and the other is Coke. HA~!

How dare you talk down to such an impressive champion.

It is NOT lame. Not worse than the F5, anyway. How many people know the tornado rating system, anyway?

I miss both of those two like crazy. Yeah I miss Sable, WHAT ABOUT IT?! But yeah, I'd take puffy Brock over Lashley and Masters any day of the week.

I had always thought that the F5 was a weak name. Like, I get it, because it's a tornado spin, ha ha...boo. I would have liked "Brockbuster." I dunno, is that lame? It always sounded cool to me. Especially with Heyman as his agent. *shrug* I've never been high on the name "Styles Clash." It's a reference to "style clash," which doesn't make sense, or am I missing something?

Subject-verb agreement is for the faint of heart. January 4th, outside of being boring, has pretty much left me alone, which is fine by me. I got a surprise birthday dinner last night at 11 PM, and so I didn't get to bed as early as I had hoped. Tonight, if all goes well, I'll get my laundry done and turn in early. How sad of a plan is that? You know what else is sad? This blog. Starting tomorrow, I'm going to try and get more participation going. I don't know how; maybe I'll fail miserably. But I know some people have seen this, so it's got a shot. We gotta hold on, to what we got, it doesn't really matter if we make it or not, we've got each other, and that's a lot for love....we'll give it a shot! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD ON, WE'RE HALFWAY THERE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAH!!! LIII-VIN' ON A PRAYER!! TAKE MY HAND, WE'LL MAKE IT I SWEAR WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAH!!! LIII-VIN' ON A PRAYER!! Bon Jovi rocks. -Hoff

I don't recall. However, I have had "Ant Owned Czech-Hoff" running through my mind all day. I loathe you.

Ugh. Horrible.

Slayer

So, I'm having IP issues...I think it might be because I have a wired router between my computer and the world. Any techies have an idea?

So, the third day of 2006 hasn't started well either. I'm back at work and hungover as shit. I was also asked to come in on Friday. There's nothing I love more than one-day weekends. Still, my 2006 can't be going nearly as bad as Shelton Benjamin's. Seriously, who did this guy piss off? After being buried with loss after loss after loss, now he gets the wonderful character addition of his "mama." This is really making the guy look like a threat, let me tell you. I'm holding onto a faint ray of hope that Mama somehow tastes the RKO, but more than likely, we'll see Shelton vs. Kanyon in a "Mama Benjamin on a Pole" match. Of course, that would get Kanyon on my screen again...hmm.... I did have a kickass birthday, complete with two free meals, $100, free drinks, free movie, tons of drunk bowling, and a birthday sundae. I guess the moral is that every cloud has a silver lining. Still, here's hoping that January 4th is where 2006 turns it around. -Hoff

So, this "new year" the kids are talking about isn't looking so hot. Yesterday, I wake up with a bad cold. Today, I kept the cold, and I added a dream -- which could be labeled as a nightmare -- about an old flame. Actually, it was a pretty great dream, which -- not like that, you pervs. But it was a really nice dream, and waking up pretty much sucked. So thus far, 2006 is 0 for 2. ZERO FOR TWO THOUSAND SIX LOL! Birthdays generally kick ass though, and this should be no exception. Free meals, free bowling, and a designated driver all set up. I could do far worse. Still, hopefully everyone else's birthdays will start off better than mine. Sweet dreams. -Hoff

come on now its a party, lighten, up Slayer! lets have fun all ready

Welcome, all my friends, to the show that never ends. Uh, yeah. I read through a few of the blogs, and thought it might be kind of cool to start my own, plus I'm bored. I'm seriously going to try to update it every day, which I think will lead to more discussion. You know, a lot of little posts with one thought, as opposed to a few big posts with many thoughts. I guess we'll see. I hope everyone had a happy (and safe) New Year's Eve, and may 2006 treat you well. -Hoff

Thanks, gentlemen. If you really want to wish me a happy birthday, leave feedback in my new blog.

Who knows who'll step up or bust onto the scene this year, but based on the current landscape, and my own personal bias, I'll say a Shawn Michaels/Shelton Benjamin rematch, hopefully with more time given.

I downloaded the new software, and now I get an "Internet Connection Sharing Error." It won't even install. Somehow, I've moved backwards. Furthermore, NOA said they'd call me yesterday, but did no such thing. This is not going well...

I woke up with a cold...WAY TO GO, 2006. I can only assume tomorrow will be a million times better.

We'd also have to buy it from the current owners.

It's six of one and a half-dozen of the other, Burnie. You're technically correct, as "wrote" implies that Slayer was right there while the guy left his message, which, for all we know, he might have been. However, common usage, which really is the most important factor in maintaining a successful language, has made the two terms interchangeable. For instance, if I was to describe this thread to a friend, I would explain to them what Slayer wrote, not what he had written, even though I was playing Mario Kart at the time of the post. It simply rolls off the tongue better. Got it?

Don't tell me how to do my fucking job.

All of my friends, save one, are apparently sick. More likely, they hate me.