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I remember reading that Slim was like 75 or something. Looking at her, I don't immediately think "hot," but she doesn't seem like the type most guys would turn down, either. I mean, if Dixie Carter just comes up to you in the parking lot and says "fancy a friendly poke?", I don't think most people are gonna say no. I don't know if that makes her hot, but it makes her, at the very least, not not hot.

If this guy's not the real deal, he is one 1337 h4x0r. y-o-u-'-r-e

Was I the only person who didn't find WrestlingVixxxens that bad? Well, Missy was frightening, but Tammy? She certainly wasn't her old self, but she looked decent enough. This is more disheartening, but you gotta respect her love for the business.

With the abundance of writers, and some upcoming writing commitments I may or may not have, I might be best used as an editor...or not at all. I am a grammar stickler, though.

Hell, he loves Jericho, and he can write. Could be much worse. "A Lion's Tale" by Chris Jericho and Sean Shannon

If they do Shawn, I'll pretty much be set on WWE DVDs for the foreseeable future. Maybe Angle, I guess. Or, like, Funaki, or Kanyon, but these are less realistic goals.

I'm gonna have to go with Bastion Booger. Okay, serious pick: Funaki. Not for #1, but he's gotta be on the list! He's over, his facial expressions are great, and when was the last time you saw a *bad* Funaki match? I don't want him near the ME scene -- he's not credible, and he's not that good -- but he could have played a WAY bigger role in the cruiser division than he did. I will admit to being a slight Funaki mark.

The main board index had the teaser of: Dixie Carter is... The Czech Republic INTRIGUE! She's good-looking, for sure.

He should pop out of his coffin in a few weeks, because, anyone who pops out of...oh man I can't finish it. WHAT KIND OF LOGIC?! Anyway, RIP Timmy.

Three. Someone ought to make a YTMND consisting solely of Orton's picture and the Price is Right "FAIL" noise. It would almost never be outdated.

If the WWE wants to usher in the next boom period, they've got to usher out the remnants of the last one. Now, this is pretty simple thinking and it may have even been touched upon by someone else, but, looking at the last two "high" periods of wrestling's popularity, that's the one constant. People can point to Hogan in the 80s and Austin (or the nWo) in the 90s, but that's ignoring the big picture. At those times, the landscape of the wrestling world changed in big ways. The 80s ushered out legends like Sammartino, the Iron Shiek, Bob Backlund, and even Andre in favor of Hogan, Savage, Warrior, Bossman, the Million Dollar Man, JYD, Hacksaw, Sid Justice, the British Bulldogs, the Harts, the Rockers, Demolition, LOD..the list goes on. It wasn't just the main event scene, but the undercard and the tag team ranks as well. It happened again in the mid-90s, with Hogan and company being ousted in favor of Austin, Hart, Michaels, Owen, Razor, Ahmed, HHH, The Rock, Vader, Goldust, Shamrock, Venis, the Outlaws, E&C, the Dudleys, the Hardy Boys...again, not just the main event scene, but the entire roster looked very different. I know this ignores the nWo, but that was really a lucky guess, no? I don't think it's a stretch to say that Austin 3:16 would have caught on like wildfire even without Hogan, Hall and Nash throwing gang symbols into the air. Maybe neither company would have pulled Nielsens in the 8s or 9s, but business was going to pick up regardless. What they need to do, as much as it pains me, is get rid of Michaels. Get rid of HHH (ha) and the Undertaker and even Kane. Get rid of the McMahons, who have gotten more airtime in seven years that Michaels has in twice that. Axe the Big Show and Ric Flair. Quit bringing Austin and Hogan back. Look at your own past, WWE -- not what was going on around you, but what you did -- and follow your own lead. Give these new kids a chance to shine. Let Shelton bust ass in the ring. Let Edge try his hand on top -- it's clearly what you're dying to do anyway. See if Carlito can really get it done in-ring. Give VEE-ONE-AAH a decent push, and see if he has any fans left. Hell, throw Chris Masters in a PPV main event singles match and see how the fans like it. Get behind Randy, already. There's a mindset out there that you can't just throw it all against the wall, but if you don't, how do you know what will stick? It worked with Cena...but without new opponents to vanquish, his act is already tiring. For things to feel fresh, you can't see two guys with a total of fifteen title reigns fighting in the top spot each week. It's time to see how good that farm system really is. Pull the trigger -- and don't half ass it. Worst case scenario, you go up in flames, but isn't that better than a slow, painful death?

No, no no no, stop with the chronological order bullshit. It goes... The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe Prince Caspian Voyage of the Dawn Treader The Silver Chair The Horse and His Boy The Magician's Nephew The Last Battle This is the original release order, and apparently the order of the films. Anything else is heresy.

Dude, normam takes courses in Digital MultiMedia and Advanced Media, I think he might just understand the 'net a little better than you. Retard.

The black cherry is good indeed.

"WHAT?"

Wait, wasn't the "entire McMahon family" supposedly back in power? And weren't they heels? Why doesn't Vince just give it to Linda? That'd sure cause marks and smarks alike some anger...

I'm pulling for Kane. "Double-cross the Big Show, will you, Triple H? Well that's just fine, because tonight...you'll be facing...ME!!!" *pyros*

IN CONTRA, THE CODE FOR 30 LIVES DOES NOT USE THE SELECT BUTTON unless you're playing with two people. Now, this wouldn't be so bad, except for she clearly stated two things: 1. It's her favorite video game. 2. She knew how to get all of [her] lives, implying single-player mode. If it's your favorite game, LEARN HOW TO FUCKING PLAY IT YOU STUPID, B-LEVEL PIECE OF SHIT

HOLY SHIT, you guys. Well done. very promo --EVERY one of them -- was great, and the man event was sickeningly hot. The SJ/PK/Axel angle is just magnificent. The split in the Orignals has been really great, too. Pat yourselves on the back.

Somewhere, right now, the status quo is crying. Rudo does make some good points.

I think my first column will be about how I'm so very crunk. EDIT: I've started working on it.

Is it the weekend?

Oh, what the fuck ever. I'm sorry?

You're playing the ROM, aren't you. Sadly, WM's cheap price was internet-only. I still shelled out the cash. Man, even the box art is awesome.

As for the above, I like what admin is saying and I'm willing to drink his kool-aid. I'd prefer to stay away from the blog format, personally, because then why have a message board. I'd rather see a "Column Feedback" folder open on the board, or some such, for people to leave comments and discuss....things. Yeah. But seriously, as professional as possible would be my feelings. And admin, a name change'd be good...might I suggest "STEEL-TOED BOOT."