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No, Colorado and Wyoming are certainly not midwestern.

Okay, the VGA ad with the Chili Peppers is pretty good. But is there a bigger douche in music than "Flea?" I remember a VH1 Weird AL special where "Flea" said something along the lines of "I think Weird Al's other songs are funny, but he shouldn't have parodied us because it wasn't funny." What a punk. Also, try having a real name, asshole.

Oh, FUCK. The episode of DS9 is about some "handi-capable" bitch who has an attitude problem about her disability. I hate this shit. I thought Star Trek was above this Full House kind of nonsense. Man, Spike TV is a LETDOWN today.

He still missed the apostrophe, but they can't all be winners.

God, this burns me. There are SO MANY FUCKIGN IDIOTS who just THROW select in there for NO REASON!!! DAMMIT! I do't get it. Why? WHY do people do this? My fucking roommate does the same thing. THE SELECT BUTTON ISN'T A PART OF THE GOD DAMN KONAMI CODE!

^^^ clearly both

Ohio is pretty east. It's completely engulfed by the Eastern time zone. Oklahoma is likewise pretty far south...I'll buy the rest of those, though.

Notice how I didn't mess up the word "they're" or "their." You all now have an example to follow. There/their/they're is just as bad as your/you're.

It's because they're fossils and their brains have long since stopped functioning. I hate old people so much.

That's true. Wisconsin is just bad medicine all around. But, some people make bad choices in life. I shouldn't write them off for it. Hate the sin, love the sinner, and all that.

Well, they don't want to give shit away ALL the time I suppose that's true. Maybe she WAS the result of the screening process. Sweet Charlotte, the woman on stage is like 80. This oughta be good. I don't know why I watch this -- it HAS to be taking years off my life.

A TV set (she purchased, a good buy at $600), some travel cooler (yeah...for like beer...CLEARLY a low priced item), and a couple other things I can't remember. I wasn't even paying that much attention, but I heard her say "THE BED!" and I knew trouble was afoot.

Last time my friends and I took a road trip to Madison (we all have friends there) we moshed in the backseat and ended up getting pulled over. Good times.

@#$% They're playing "Credit Card," a game where you have to buy three items out of an available five. Those three items cannot exceed $2000 total. Her first purchase? A FUCKING DAYBED. Come on. This show needs a god damn screening process.

So, does this game have value other than as a timekiller? Are there objectives to achieve? Does it have staying power? Help me out here. It LOOKS cool, but is it worth the money?

Fine, fuck it. I'm gonna write a column and post it in GTG. CONSIDER THAT THREAD, MY WEBSITE!

Okay WAIT! Here's how that thread went: WP: Blah blah blah blah blah BL: Dude, you're weird now............................................................................. ........................................ WP: How am I weird? BL: lolz............................................................................ ..................... WP: No, how am I weird?! Like a clown? Like Carrot Top? What? BL: never mind lolz omg! ........................................... WP: @#$%#@%$#*$ BL: ................................................................................ ............... If you left me hanging like that I'd come to your house and beat the answer out of you. Guy deserved to at least know what you meant.

NONE OF US HAVE COLUMNS YET WORK FASTER, THANK YOU

Well thank you, Lush.

Weird. They no longer tell you to send a SASE to "Tickets" at The Price is Right. They now direct you to the CBS website, and click on "COME ON DOWN!" But given how much of their audience is old and/or poor, that seems kind of odd to me.

I wrote a cartoon about INXS's AIDS situation. Sadly, I can't find it. Anyway, this girl he was fucking apparently said she had AIDS, and the guy didn't believe her, so he didn't see any reason to get tested. Makes sense to me. .......

This is kind of bizarre. I've seen Wild Pegasus around the board, but he'd always seemed quiet, kind of innocuous, and now he's RUNNIN' WILD, BROTHA!

<--- Also serious.

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That's true. 1, 3, and 4 would be pretty cool shirts if they were just random designs and not Batista shirts.