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B-fucking-S. He does the same thing on the rare occasion he has a moment. He picks a guy, looks him dead in the eye, and lets it go. It's not a big knock on him; it's a maturity thing, a experience thing. But he's gotta break the habit.

Post in the newwwww thread!! *pouts*

I see some old guy. EDIT: In the magic eye, not the dots. The dots are messed up.

If I've fallen to this condition, I'll end it before I hear any of their cutting remarks. Or rather, I would, if I had the mental faculties for it, but sadly I'd be just another brain-dead, useless, drain-on-society moron. Soylent Green. Really that bad an idea?

This Texans team is one of the worst I've ever seen. You gotta feel bad for David Carr, but he's made some mistakes, and the way he looks his receiver dead in the eye is the football equivalent of a wrestler ducking down before a back body drop. We know what's coming. Fortunately, I need Brett Favre to truly suck to win my fantasy game this week. I love it when things work out like that.

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If anyone can be in MN in half an hour and go work for me today I'll give you $9.35. This is inhumane. Sundays shouldn't start until noon.

If there is enough demand, I'll scan it tomorrow and post it. If not, screw you guys.

Discuss.

Harry Potter is a better Christ figure than Jesus Christ. Discuss. Also consider Ron Weasley as the quintissential Lassie figure. .... Damn you, honors English.

The Expansion Pak could also be used with Ken Griffey Jr.'s Slugfest, to improve the graphics. ..... YES I BOUGHT THE EXPANSION PAK FOR KEN GRIFFEY SLUGFEST. LEAVE ME ALONE

Hey guy...congrats, man.

^^^

I think he meant a liar. "Dad, I'm going to the movies with Tommy, and there's nothing you can do about it!" "Is that right? Well, fine, young lady! Go! Go the movies! And when you get home, you'll be facing......KANE!!" "" *PYROS*

The Rikishi turn didn't work because it was Rikishi. The guy was over in the "fat man dancing" sort of way, not the "charistmatic and talented worker" sort of way. If it had been, say, Jericho revealed as the hummer driver, it might have worked. And he could have even done it "for the Rock" -- two larger-than-life, Hollywood stars, uniting against a redneck piece of trailer park trash. Jericho would have gotten mad heat, then gone to another level after he turned on the Rock. You run the Armageddon six-pack whatever in December, with Jericho in 'Kish's place, then run Rock/Jericho at RR '01, with Rock going over. Rock still wins the title in February, setting our main event table, and Jericho fights....shit, I dunno, Benoit or something. And let H fight Angle. FUCK the Undertaker.

That would be even more cool if you had a Hispanic name. He does great with those. If you've ever heard him on anything other than Nitro, you know what I'm talkin' about. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I do have a hispanic name, Mark-Anthony Delgado. :-) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You have a badass name. Were I to be a wrestler, I'd want to main event a "major" PPV once (talking Mania, RR, SS, Series, or the TNA equivalents), and win the WWE/World Championship once. That's it (lofty enough, eh?). Anything else is bonus. EDIT: And you know what? As much as I love the great workers, guys like Hart, Michaels, Benoit, et al, I wouldn't be concerned with that. As long as I wasn't embarassing, and I had a good time doing it. Like a Monty Brown type. Not great, but not offensive. I'd strive to improve myself, but if I was never considered an all-time great, so be it.

KILL YOURSELF FS, DO IT

Carnival, with his random porn links and his mockery of ol' neckbeard, is currying a lot of my favor right about now. And that matters. I AM IMPORTANT DAMMIT

Of course, Bischoff would punish that random heel by having him face...KANE! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I really want to hire Kane when I have kids. They don't do their homework? Fine. Then tonight, my son, you're going to face....KANE! That'd set 'em straight.

a. You have no friends. 2. Please stay on topic.

Nice.

Kylie Minogue's "Come Into My World." Kylie's just walking along the street, in a t-shirt and pair of somewhat tight jeans, lookin' all good, singing, not a care in the world. Then she multiplies. It's good times.

Yeah, for now.