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Cheesala's stock has risen.

A friend of mine, in 10th grade, brought an Ariel folder to class each day. He always told me how hot he thought she was. Sadly, this was theology class, and he also had a children's bible in which he eye-humped the Virgin Mary daily. Between the two, he was quite a frightening man. Ariel did have a nice rack, though.

Heh.

Okay, so Aladdin, Abu, and Genie are on the island after escaping from the Cave of Wonders. Aladdin is discussing Jasmine...and he's all "she's got these eyes, and this hair..." Bullshit. Aladdin would be all "shit, Genie, that ass is bangin', and she's got these uneblievable tits. You gotta see her, man." I should write Disney movies. They're sugarcoating the truth.

SPECIAL K FUCKS FEMALE CATS

Scar was more imposing than Jafar, but not nearly as evil.

Green's at a stunning 3.3 YPC in 2005. And that Denny's thing is BOSS. Try it with green peppers and onions.

Okay, so, Aladdin. Best Disney movie ever. DISCUSS

"Black man filling" is just great on so many levels.

We're back up to 17! Keep it rollin', guys!

3 gay points.

THAT'S who. Thanks. I knew it was some persona non grata around here, but those are like grains of sand around here. Everybody hates someone.

All right, bub, how many ever gay points you needed to get your prize, you just earned' em.

Down to 13.

You'll have to check with...um...shit. I have no idea who I ripped "gay points" off of. But you'll have to check with him.

OFF H Smark directive #1.

BECAUSE HE'S NEGRO!! I'm gonna get banned today, aren't I.

We're like moths to his flame. Which I think makes him gay, or something.

SAGE ADVICE. That's at least five gay points.

Come on, BL, try the new Meatnormous Frappucino. Eggs, and meat, on top of meat, on top of meat...blended with our signature BK Joe. The Meatnormous. Die young with the King.

I'm calling out the three other anonymous users. Show yourselves!

That's a good point. I'm a little afraid he's gonna break into my apartment, wreck up the place, steal the TV, and give me a meat-normous sandwich. Meatnormous is just a great adjective, by the way.

Burger milk.

But we know.

It's those Burger King frappucinos...hellooooo....