Hoff

Yeah there's not as much I can do about that. Try Tom (PFL) or CC, they have the most characters.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...AMESE%3AIT&rd=1 It's actually a pretty good deal, except not many people want a 3 megapixel anymore. But hey.

OMG BEFF BAK ALREADY GUY!

I'll....kick your ass.

I just found out I lose net on Thursday until Tuesday, so I won't be able to post.

Hey, um....someone call a main event this week. Please. Because I want to, but I'll feel guilty doing so. So someone do it already. Also, I....think...I can post...unless PK wants to keep running with it. Y'know PK, might be that you and I can work out an arrangement similar to what Patty and I had, as well....look for me on AIM or shoot me a line here if you're interested.

Send a message to: Phoenix Fury Legdrop CanadianChick King Cucaracha (Serena Blackmore, Kuriko Watanabe, El Chica Generico) Ed Wood Caulfield (Ms. Lindsay Gonzales) Masked Man of Mystery (Ayane Mitsui) They're the ones with female characters. PFL and CC handle the bulk of the division, with the others handling the characters stated to the right. Just pick who you might like to work with (peruse the HD character spec thread) and shoot them a line. From there, work out the setup for the match and who'll handle writing duties. AIM is a big help as well. Hope that helped.

I'd like everyone to know I'm sick right now, so I deserve sympathy. I dunno in what form but I do. So the show, huh? Yeah it was cool. Let's see... - I assume PK did the opening and I always like that little recap bit, I try to do it when something big goes down, I believe I did it for Tony's win, etc. PK is earning his stripes as a poster, which again I mean, it's not hard, but doing it well takes some nominal effort. So good job guy. Man that Hoff guy is awesome. Yes I agree. Oh me too. I can't wait for his match with Some Guy, that'll rock. Yeah indeed. I bet it's the best match ever. Me too. - PK reminded me of AA this week, and let me tell you something, there's worse things to be reminded of. He's a straight shooter and he even acknowledges he's not Hoff when it comes to being a social butterfly. Knight does have (let me be serious for a tick here) that Benoit sort of charisma and I like it a lot. Good promo. - I dunno why but "Creep" seems like an odd choice of theme for CW. But anyway. "KENNY ROGERS'D" was the best. This was a good match that served its purpose. Knight looked like a man with no quit so to speak. One thing that did seem out of place to me was Leon begging CW on. Leon seems too smart to risk his career like that. But, it worked in the context of the match, I guess. - Good little PRL/Otaku seg. Things tape delayed from exotic locales like that are always a good way to add variety, so long as they're not overused. PRL was on his game. - I liked the SJ promo, he's a good talker, but it seemed like he slipped back and forth between whiny and angry. Just a minor criticism. - I had to laugh at the picture used for Drek Stone. Covered in WWE logos...heh. But a good little segment further hyping a few names in the Women's division, and furthering the story arc. Bueno. - I do like that song. In spite of myself. - STDDT. MONEY I tell you. Um, this women's match was a really good match. I kinda wasn't feeling it at first, seemed like a lot of action without rhyme, but it came together a litle better as it went on, made sense, had some hot sequences, and a killer finish. PPV quality stuff. - DAMN Axel cut a hot promo. Perfectly in character, and I could feel the intensity. Dare I say the best of his title reign. Awesome job, Adam. - Also a good promo by Dan Black, made a lot of sense, and yet it still conveyed that Dan ain't nothin' to be fucked with. ....Yo. Word, B. But yeah I liked it. - Wow, I thought Axel/Gunner would be a throwaway but they actually were getting into a nice groove. I enjoyed what we got. Wouldn't be a bad match to see down the road, mate.... - I didn't buy Jenny as a badass as much this week as I did last week, but the Jenny/Brodie segment got the job done and moreover, I am downright JAZZED for that match. F'real. - Before I review the HI-YAH title match in sum, lemme say that the nod to the 20 count under HI-YAH rules was a nice touch. I love the attention to detail. Anyway, a nice little match and I was so happy that Leon seemed to have the upper hand most of the way through. Good to see the rising star, well, rise. Nice ending but see here, this is what I meant earlier about the X-Title match. First Leon is egging CW on, then he ignores him? Doesn't jive. The ending was creative nonetheless, with Wright finding a way to save Bo's belt without violating the stip. Bravo. - I, too, laughed at PR telling VX to make up his own catchphrases, but truth be told, this was actually a very good promo that put PR over as being a dick, yet wanting what's best for the Crew. Put VX over as well, although to what end I'm not sure. But hey, new characters, or rather new angles for characters, is good by me. - So the Docs are back....well okay then. I'm interested to see where this mystery men angle goes. - Okay now see, THIS is what I'm talking about! Resolution to VX's earlier sentiments, and the return of a legend in a very creative way. I dug this and shockingly, I'm looking forward to a Vitamin X program. Awesome, guys. So good show in all, nothing groundbreaking but some very cool stuff and it built LTP well. Looks like it could be a good show. As for me, I can't emplhasize enough how much I'd love to hear anything, positive or negative, on Hoff/Some Guy. I put a lot of work into it and I felt it turned out really well, so I hope you all enjoyed it too.

Hoff and Axel will address their situation. Can they coexist? Will they survive until AngleSlam? Also, will another OAOAST star step up and take a crack at Hoff's #1 contendership? SPOILER: Also, the match has been made. Brock Ausstin gets a shot at Hoff at License to Pin. Last week we didn't even see Brock; will he show up this Thursday? And what does it all mean for Chris Stevens and CSI? There's only one way to find out! Tune in this week to an all-new HeldDOWN~!

I remember winning it from Crystal by hitting her with a chair and pinning her in her locker room before one of her matches with Malibu, so, yeah, it was. Can't say as to whether it still is, though. Ugh.

I sincerely hope everyone enjoyed the main event. I'm very proud of it.

Ah. No, I had heard of him, but never seen him.

All right, my match is done, and while I've never been one who's my one worst critic, I really think it's the best HD match I've ever written. I hope you all enjoy it.

This is the full match, just so I can see it with coding and all. Ignore it for, y'know, actual purposes. ****************************************** The house lights go down as "Sexy Boy" hits and the crowd goes wild!! COLE Folks, we are all set for our main event, and it promises to be a wild one! Hoff defending his AngleSlam title shot against the legendary Some Guy! Spotlights shine on the stage as the incomparable Some Guy steps out from behind the curtain! The fans let out a big cheer as the veteran superstar pumps his fist, firing up the crowd as he walks down the ramp! COACH Man, what an opportunity for Some Guy tonight! Here's a guy who's never had a whole lot of "big time" chances in his storied career, but tonight he has the chance to make it a reality! CABOOSE Taking nothing away from Some Guy, who I have a lot of respect for on a professional level, but...as much as it pains me to say it, he may not be up to this challenge. Right now, no one is hotter than Hoff, and I don't know if anyone, save maybe Drek Stone, is wrestling better. COACH Hoff has been on a tear, but look at Some Guy! He looks fired up! CABOOSE We'll see how far "spunk" takes him, Coachman. Some Guy slaps some fans' hands on his way to the ring, then climbs onto the apron, shaking his hips before stepping into the ring. SG does the DANCE~, sending the fans into a squeal of delight! He comes out of his groove and does the muscle stretch, raising his fist overhead. COLE There he is, the man with one hell of a chance tonight. Some Guy looks ready. The house lights come up, then back down as "Black" kicks in to a MASSIVE ovation!! *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM~!* THE FANS GO WILD as Hoff steps onto the stage!! COLE But can he beat this man?! Hoff looks across the fans, looking serious, ready for battle...then ROARS as he throws a fist into the air!! The fans are in a frenzy, cheering for the #1 contender to the World Title as he makes his way down the aisle. Hoff stops halfway down the aisle, pointing to four fans in the upper deck holding signs with the letters of his name on them. COACH No doubt the fans love this guy! And who wouldn't!! CABOOSE I wouldn't. Anyone who makes me miss you is a bad, bad person. COACH Awwwwww, Boo-boo, you sweetie... CABOOSE Don't touch me. Hoff slides into the ring, shooting a gaze at Some Guy, who looks right back with determination etched on his face. Hoff turns to the corner and climbs onto the ropes, throwing his right arm up, making a fist and soaking in the adulation of the 20,000 plus fans on hand. Hoff climbs down, then strides cross-corner, climbing onto the opposite ropes and flexing, letting out another roar as he shows off his massive physique. COLE The #1 contender to Axel's World Heavyweight Championship, looking to be in the best shape of his life. After months of chasing the title, he has beaten Drek Stone, he has won the Battlebowl, and at AngleSlam he looks to make the dream a reality. But first, he'll have to get past Some Guy tonight. Hoff climbs off the corner as his music fades out and the arena lights come up. Referee Charles Robinson sends both Hoff and Some Guy to their corners, checking them for foreign objetcs as Michael Buffer earns his pay. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, it is now time for the main event of the evening! Scheduled for one fall, this match is for the #1 contendership to the OAOAST Heavyweight Championship of the World!! Introducing first, to my right, and weighing in at two-hundred and seventy-five pounds, he is the number-one contender. He is the future......ladies and gentlemen, THIS...IS...HOFF!!!!!!!!! Hoff smirks as the fans give a HUGE cheer for his introduction. The fans pick up the familiar chant of "HOFF! HOFF! HOFF!" BUFFER And his opponent this evening. Weighing in at 245 pounds, tonight he has the opportunity to earn a shot at the World Championship. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome....SOME GUYYYYYYYYY!!!! Some Guy turns and climbs up the corner, spreading his arms on the second rope and basking in the fans' love. The crowd gives him a hearty cheer as he poses. BUFFER So, for the thousands in attendance, for the millions watching at home....LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET READY TO RUM-BLLLLLLLLLLE!!!!! The hot Detroit crowd even cheers Michael Buffer's famous line as the famous ring announcer exits to the outside. Some Guy and Hoff get waved together by Robinson, meeting in the center of the ring as Li'l Naitch reads off the rules for the evening's contest. COLE Look at the eyes of both of these guys. Hoff and Some Guy stare at each other, paying less than lip service to Robinson's instructions. CABOOSE There's some measure of respect between these two, even though neither one probably deserves it. Heh. But anyway, respect aside, nothing matters more right now than victory. To win is to main event the second-biggest show of the year. The hottest wrestling show of the summer. To lose is to go home empty. Some Guy would kill for that shot, and I think Hoff might die defending it. Robinson finishes his lecture, and both competitors nod in agreement. Robinson backs away, waves them together, and calls for the bell! *ding ding ding ding ding* COLE Here we go!! Hoff and Some Guy immediately lock up, sending the crowd buzzing! The big man pushes SG to the corner, and Robinson calls for the break! 1, 2, 3, and Hoff gives a clean break well before the five-count. Robinson pushes the two apart, letting Some Guy get his bearings. Some Guy looks at Hoff, shaking his hair loose as he comes forward. COLE Hoff with a clean break. You know, as much as these guys want to win this, I think they want to keep it clean. CABOOSE That's true. Idiots like these have this prevailing sense of "honor." Hoff, with a wry grin, waves SG on, and the veteran grappler darts forward, locking up with the big man once again! Some Guy actually pushes Hoff back a step, but the big man spins his smaller opponent around and throws him into the corner! Hoff walks toward Some Guy, but Some Guy comes firing out with an elbow to the face!! Hoff steps back, and Some Guy fires off a jab! Another jab! A third jab catches Hoff in the jaw, sending him into the ropes! Some Guy catches Hoff off of the bounce and whips him toward the far side, but Hoff reverses and sends SG to the strands! Hoff throws a back elbow, but Some Guy ducks and keeps running! A backdrop attempt is leapfrogged by Some Guy, and the charismatic superstar keeps running! Hoff turns, and Some Guy charges with a clothesline...but Hoff catches him around the waist and THROWS him over the shoulder with a belly-to-belly throw!! The fans go WILD as Some Guy slides across the ring, rolling to the outside!! "HOFF! HOFF! HOFF! HOFF! HOFF! HOFF! HOFF! HOFF!" Some Guy slaps the mat, looking at his opponent with disdain as the big man beckons him into the ring. Some Guy rolls into the ring, using the ropes to pull himself up near the corner. COLE So Hoff scores the first big knockdown in this fight. COACH Both these guys are pretty quick, Mikey. I think that Some Guy definitely has the edge in speed, but Hoff can surprise you with a big move outta nowhere! Hoff smiles as Some Guy pulls up his kneepad, then begins pacing around the big man. The two grapplers circle, looking for an opening, before locking up in the center of the ring! The fans cheer as Hoff gets the early advantage, ducking behind Some Guy with a hammerlock, but Some Guy reverses the hold, wrenching Hoff's arm behind him! Hoff reaches his arm back, grabbing Some Guy around the back of the head and flips him over! Some Guy hits the mat hard, and Hoff drops a leg, but Some Guy sits up and avoids the blow! SG grabs Hoff's legs, rolling him up in a jacknife hold! Robinson counts, but Hoff pops out of the pinning combination at two! The fans applaud as Some Guy rolls up to his feet before Hoff, and the big man looks at his opponent with a raise of the eyebrow. COLE Once again, Hoff showing respect for his foe. Hoff knows what Some Guy can do in there; he's proven it time and time again. CABOOSE Yeah, but Hoff is a former World Champion, something Some Guy has never been able to do. Hoff gets to his feet and the two lock up once more, going collar-and-elbow. Hoff pushes Some Guy back a step, and another, but the crafty veteran slips out of Hoff's grasp and grabs him from behind! Some Guy with a rear waistlock, and he lifts Hoff off of his feet and plants him on his stomach with a takedown! Some Guy grabs Hoff by the head, applying a side headlock as Hoff lies on the mat! COLE It definitely works to Some Guy's advantage to keep Hoff on the mat, away from his feet where he can throw all those deadly suplexes! Some Guy cinches in the headlock, but Hoff climbs to his hands and knees. The fans cheer as the big man gets to his feet, but Some Guy keeps the headlock applied! Hoff throws an elbow to the midsection, and another, and SG finally lets go! Hoff grabs Some Guy's waist and throws him into the ropes, catching him with a shoulder block that sends him to the canvas! Some Guy rolls to his feet and runs the ropes, charging at Hoff, who catches him with another shoulderblock! Some Guy pops right back up, though, and charges at Hoff again, but this time he slides under Hoff's legs! The fans pop as Some Guy grabs Hoff's ankles, tripping Hoff and sending him to the mat! CABOOSE That's the wisdom of the veteran Some Guy coming into play. Get Hoff to make a mistake, and capitalize. It's a good strategy. Some Guy drops an elbow across Hoff's lower back, then rolls him over. Some Guy hooks Hoff's leg, but the #1 contender is able to kick out at two! The fans cheer as SG pulls Hoff up to his feet by the hair. Some Guy throws Hoff into the ropes, and as he comes off, SG leaps into the air for a hurricarana-- but Hoff catches him! Some Guy flails, trying to get free, but Hoff drops him throat-first across the top rope!! COLE Yowch! CABOOSE I like this move for two reasons. First, it makes it harder for Some Guy to breathe, which makes him easier to keep down. Second, it conserves Hoff's energy for later in the match, allowing him to hit more power moves when it counts. COACH Word. Hoff gets up, and Robinson issues him a warning for the questionable tactic. Hoff grabs the fallen Some Guy by the hair and applies an armwringer, doubling SG over. Hoff snaps off a kick to the ribs, lifting him off the ground (!), before wringing the arm once more...but Some Guy reverses in mid-motion and twists Hoff's arm over! The fans applaud the technique as Hoff doubles over in pain! COACH Nice reversal by the SG, you gotta love it! Some Guy yanks on Hoff's arm, trying to tear it out of socket! A very few of the fans' cheers turn to boos, but the audience is still largely in the corner of the OAOAST original. The cheers swell, though, as Hoff grabs Some Guy's wrist and throws him into the corner!! Hoff follows SG in, but Some Guy uses the ropes to lift himself up and throws a boot into Hoff's face! The move actually garners a few more smattered boos from the crowd! COLE Some Guy taking the fight to Hoff, but a few of our fans don't seem to like it! Hoff grabs his face as he staggers out of the corner, and Some Guy follows him out, but Hoff throws a wild haymaker, that Some Guy ducks! Hoff spins around and Some Guy lifts him up from behind, then drops him across his knee with an atomic drop! Hoff staggers forward, and Some Guy leaps onto his back and applies a sleeper! CABOOSE I've always loved this move. All that extra weight on Hoff's back and neck drains him that much quicker. Robinson checks on Hoff's condition, but the big man waves him off. Some Guy twists Hoff's neck around...but the big man reaches back and flips him over! Some Guy lands HARD on his back, and Hoff sizes him up before scoring with a big legdrop! Hoff rolls into the cover, but Some Guy gets a shoulder up at two! The fans cheer their hearts out as Hoff pulls Some Guy to his feet! Hoff scoops SG up, and drops him across his knee with a rib breaker! Hoff drops Some Guy to the mat and falls on him, hooking the leg! Robinson makes the count! ONE, TWO, but Some Guy kicks free before the three! COACH Hoff starting to build some momentum here! Hoff again pulls Some Guy off the mat, then whips him into the ropes! Hoff throws a clothesline as his opponent comes off, but Some Guy ducks under the arm and runs off the far side! Some Guy comes in...RIGHT into a back elbow from Hoff!! SG hits the canvas, holding his jaw in pain! Hoff climbs onto Some Guy's chest and begins throwing big right hands! The fans go wild, but referee Robinson pulls Hoff off, complaining of a closed fist! CABOOSE Good officiating. Hoff is a two-bit thug, and a bully. And no one likes him. And he smells. COLE He doesn't smell, Caboose! CABOOSE Hey, I don't know what broadcast table you were sitting at last week, but let me tell you something, Cole. That guy smells. Hoff pushes the official away, then moves to pull Some Guy to his feet, but SG throws a forearm shot to Hoff's midsection. Hoff doubles over, and Some Guy gets to his feet, grabbing the big man by the back of the head and lifting a knee right into his jaw! A few more boos yet again for Some Guy, as Hoff snaps back, holding his face in pain. Hoff heads to the nearest corner, leaning on the turnbuckles with his back to the ring. Some Guy heads in and grabs Hoff, spinning him around and throwing him back-first into the turnbuckles. Some Guy rears back and fires off a blistering knife-edge chop, sizzling the chest of the big man. "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" The fans cheer as Some Guy rears back and throws another chop, and another, and another-- and Hoff GRABS Some Guy and THROWS him into the corner!! The fans erupt as Hoff EXPLODES with right hand after right hand, pummelling SG into oblivion! Robinson tries to step in, but Hoff grabs Some Guy by the arm and throws him across the ring, sending him hard into the corner! Hoff lines up on the opposite side, throwing a fist into the air! Hoff charges in and leaps with the Stinger Splash...NOBODY HOME!! Some Guy rolls out of the way, dodging the blow! Hoff hits the corner and stumbles backward, allowing Some Guy to come off the ropes with a clothesline that sends Hoff down! Some Guy falls on top of Hoff with a cover! ONE!! TWO!! THR--NO!! Hoff gets a shoulder up! COLE Hoff making a costly mistake, and it's allowed Some Guy to climb into the driver's seat! SG pulls the big man up to his feet, then grabs him in a front chancery. Some Guy pulls Hoff to the center of the ring, then hooks him for a vertical suplex! Hoff blocks the lift with his leg, and takes the opportunity to lift Some Guy up for the same move, but Some Guy shifts his body and slips out of Hoff's grasp! SG lands behind Hoff, grabbing him from behind by the thighs! Hoff lands on his hands, but before he can react, Some Guy takes him over with a WHEELBARROW SOMEPLEX!! COLE WHAT A MOVE by Some Guy! Some Guy holds onto Hoff and pulls him back up, amidst a very mixed reaction! SG blocks out the fans and rears back, HURLING Hoff overhead with another Someplex! CABOOSE That's 275 pounds that Some Guy is throwing around in there! That's no easy task! COLE But Caboose, you can't measure the will to win in inches and pounds! Some Guy pulls a groggy Hoff up to his feet...but Hoff pulls his legs free! Hoff pops up to his full height and throws a back elbow to the jaw of Some Guy, stunning him as Hoff pulls a standing switch! The fans go BANANA as Hoff grabs Some Guy from behind in a rear waistlock and tosses him overhead with a GERMAN SUPLEX!! "HOFF! HOFF! HOFF! HOFF! HOFF! HOFF! HOFF! HOFF!" Some Guy lands, and Hoff keeps his hands locked, rolling to his feet with Some Guy in his grasp! Hoff looks behind him before arching back, taking Some Guy down with another huge suplex!! COACH DAYUM~! CABOOSE In two years, I don't think I've ever seen Hoff use this move. COLE What a time to bring it out, then. Hoff pulls SG to his feet, but Some Guy quiets the fans by throwing a back elbow to Hoff's face! SG follows it up with another, and Hoff lets go of his grasp, allowing Some Guy to run the ropes and come at Hoff with a flying cross-body block...but Hoff catches him and hits a powerslam!! Hoff leans into the cover! ONE!! TWO!! NO!!!! Some Guy gets a shoulder up at the last second! COLE Moments away there! And Hoff may still be just a moment away here from retaining his AngleSlam title shot! Folks, we've got to take our last commercial break, but we'll be right back! Don't go anywhere!! *commercial* The scene opens on Hoff sitting on the mat, trapped in a rear chinlock by Some Guy. COLE Folks, welcome back to the action, and here's what you missed a moment ago: ***DURING THE BREAK*** Hoff pulls Some Guy to his feet, and Some Guy drives a knee into his stomach before raking the eyes of Hoff! The fans jeer as Some Guy levels Hoff with a stiff right hand that sends him down. Robinson warns SG about his actions, but Some Guy blows him off, stomping hard on the back of the big man's neck. *****HELDDOWN~!****** COLE Some Guy taking a shortcut in this big-time matchup! CABOOSE Some Guy was a founding member of the aWo, and he's no stranger to a little dirty pool. It seems like he's finally thrown the respect thing out the window and started concentrating on what really matters: winning. COLE Would you stop?! Hoff, slowly, gets back to his feet, and tries to throw Some Guy off of his neck, but SG keeps the hold cinched in, dragging Hoff down to the mat. CABOOSE And again, I think this is Some Guy's best strategy right now, to keep Hoff....hey...wait a minute....is that.... COLE That's Axel!! The fans let out a VERY mixed reaction for Axel -- mostly cheers, but there's a large contingency that doesn't seem too happy with the World Champion! Axel, still in his ring gear from his victory earlier, looks at the ring as he adjusts the OAOAST World Title belt on his shoulder, looking at Hoff's peril with a slight smirk. COACH What is Axel doing out here? CABOOSE As much as it pains me to say it, Axel IS the World Champion, and he has the right to be out here if he wants. Axel looks on, and Some Guy briefly catches eyes with him. Axel nods, and SG goes back to work. Hoff again fights to his feet, and this time he succeeds in shoving Some Guy away! Hoff runs the ropes, barrelling toward his foe, but Some Guy catches him with a drop toe hold that sends him to the mat! Hoff hits face-first, and Some Guy leaps on him, applying a side headlock! COLE Hoff being worn down and-- hey, what the--?! The crowd buzzes as Axel makes his way to Sofa Central! The World Champion pulls up a folding chair, setting it up next to Michael Cole and slipping on a headset! COLE Axel joining us on commentary? AXEL You're damn right, Cole. And if Hoff can do this, I'm sure I can do it better than Mister Catchphrase. CABOOSE Axel, welcome. And let me say I appreciate the new attitude toward Hoff. Any enemy of his is a friend of mine. AXEL Hold yer tounge, mate. What's between Hoff and me is our business. He's still twice the competitor you are. In the ring, Hoff tries to climb to his knees, but Some Guy keeps the hold locked and drags Hoff back down. COACH So Champ, are you saying you and Hoff are still tight? AXEL I don't know, mate. I mean I thought we were cool, and then he goes and talks trash about me when he doesn't even know the story? I just don't know. In the ring, Hoff finally fights back to his feet, twisting his way out of the rear chinlock. Hoff runs the ropes, throwing a clothesline, but Some Guy catches the arm and takes Hoff down with an armbar! AXEL Ooh, that was a nice move. COLE So Axel, is it fair to say you're not sure where you stand with Hoff right now? I mean, you guys have been pretty tight until recently. AXEL Man, Hoff and I will work our *BLEEP* out ourselves. For now, I'm just interested in getting a look at my competition. COLE Axel will, of course, face the winner of this match at AngleSlam... COACH Provided he's still the champion, of course. AXEL What the hell does that mean, Coach? COACH Well, I'm just saying that...I mean you could lose the title at some point before AngleSlam! AXEL Yeah, I don't think so. I haven't come this far to lose it all now. Or at AngleSlam, but at least I can see who's going to try and take it from me. In the ring, Some Guy transitions the armbar into a hammerlock, sitting on top of Hoff's back. COLE Well it's been a pretty even contest thus far, although Some Guy has the edge right now. AXEL I think the big guy bit off a little more than he could chew tonight. Some Guy transitions the hammerlock into a full nelson....locking in the SOMEMISSION!! Hoff SCREAMS in pain as Some Guy leans back, applying pressure to the neck and head of Hoff! COLE Somemission is locked in!! This could be over right here! AXEL Uh-oh. Bad news for Hoff... Robinson asks Hoff if he wants to submit, but Hoff lets out a "no" from between gritted teeth! Hoff tries to climb to his knees, but Some Guy rocks back and locks the hold in tighter, causing Hoff to kick his legs in agony!! AXEL Come on, Hoff, fight it. COACH Whoa, Axel, you pulling for Hoff all of a sudden? AXEL Well, I just don't want to see it end this early. COLE We may not be far away from the end at all! Robinson again checks on Hoff....but the big man does fight to his knees this time, and then STANDS with Some Guy on his back!! Some Guy keeps the full nelson hooked...until Hoff throws his arms forward, breaking the hold! The fans let out a massive cheer as Hoff runs the ropes, looking for a clothesline, but Some Guy ducks and then leaps, grabbing Hoff's arms in a crucifix....but Hoff stays on his feet, then falls down, driving SG to the mat with a Samoan Drop!! AXEL 'Atta boy, mate! COLE Hoff with a big Samoan Drop! Here's a cover! ONE!! TWO!! NO!!! Some Guy kicks out! COLE That was so close to a three count! COACH Yeah, but you've got to ask yourself just what that Somemission took out of Hoff! Hoff gets to his feet, a little slower than usual, and pulls Some Guy up to his! Hoff throws Some Guy into the ropes, catching him with a high back body drop! Some Guy lands on his back, arching in pain as Hoff pulls him back up. Hoff throws a big right hand, and another, and another, then sends Some Guy into the ropes one more time! Some Guy, though, hangs onto the ropes, and Hoff barrels in, but SG ducks and Hoff goes FLYING over the top and spills onto the arena floor below! COLE Whoa!! What a tumble for the big man! CABOOSE He hit the ground hard, Cole. COLE Let's take a look at it on the double feature... The TV sets of America go to split-screen as we replay, in slow-motion, Hoff flying over Some Guy's shoulder and landing all but headfirst on the outside! Meanwhile, in live-action, Some Guy runs the ropes as Hoff gets up, and catches him with a baseball slide that sends Hoff sprawling into the guardrail!! AXEL Ouch. The fans, again, let out a few boos for Some Guy, who shrugs before pulling Hoff's head up, exposing his chest for a knife-edge chop! "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Hoff turns to the right, walking away from Some Guy with the help of the railing. Some Guy stalks behind Hoff before leaping and delivering a double-axehandle to the back of Hoff's neck! Hoff falls to his hands and knees, and Some Guy picks him up and slams his head on the ring apron! The fans start to outright jeer, unhappy with Some Guy's tactics! CABOOSE Now I like this. Some Guy is finally getting rough, which he NEEDS to do to counteract Hoff's harsh, violent style. AXEL It's no strong style, but he is a force in there. COLE Well, Hoff is-- hey, wait, they're headed this way! Hoff, holding his forehead, stumbles toward Sofa Central, and Some Guy follows in hot pursuit. COACH The action getting up close and personal, fellas! CABOOSE Now can you handle yourself, champ? AXEL Worry about your own skin, Caboose. I'm fine. Hoff leans on the announce table, and Some Guy grabs his head from behind, ramming it into the table! Hoff bounces back, and Some Guy grabs him by the hair and throws him into the steel ringpost! *CLANG* "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE Good lord! The fans let Some Guy have it, the crowd having turned completely against him. Some Guy looks out across the fans before waving them off, then turns his attention to the World Heavyweight Champ. AXEL You got something to say to me? Some Guy nods, saying "I want you...I'm coming for your belt" just loud enough for the microphones to pick it up. AXEL Don't worry about me, man, concentrate on your opponent there! Axel remains standing as Some Guy turns away, picking Hoff up by the hair and throwing him back into the ring. As Some Guy rolls in after him, Axel takes his seat at ringside. AXEL Man, don't worry about me being out here. You got a hell of an opponent to beat yet. COLE Axel, forgive me, but it sounds like you're still pretty high on Hoff! AXEL I respect the man, Cole. Whatvever else I may think about him, that will never change. But respect is a two-way road, y'dig? COACH HOLLA~! Some Guy lifts Hoff up off the mat, dragging him by the hair towards the far corner. When he gets near the ropes, Some Guy floors Hoff with a European uppercut. SG kicks Hoff once for good measure, and the fans are still jeering as Some Guy heads onto the apron! COLE Some Guy looking to head upstairs for a high-risk move! AXEL I don't know, mates. Hoff took a beating, but I'm not sure if he's worn down enough for this to be a good idea. Some Guy climbs up the ropes and perches himself on the top. He stands to his full height, looks down, and leaps....and Hoff ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY!! CABOOSE WHAT?! HOW!! COLE It's that intangible ring presence, Caboose! Hoff knew where he was and he kept one eye on his opponent at all times! The crowd bursts with a big cheer as Hoff climbs to his feet, picks Some Guy up, and slams him back down to the mat! Hoff looks out at the fans...and HE heads to the apron! COLE And now Hoff is looking for his version! AXEL Hoff, mate, now's not the time... Hoff scales the top rope, and the fans hit their feet. With a deep breath, Hoff leaps off.....and SCORES with the big elbow!!! COLE The elbow connects!! What a move!! Hoff rolls off of Some Guy....and KIPS UP!!! COACH YEAH-UH~! COLE Hoff is FEELING this crowd's energy, guys! Hoff pumps both his fists, walking around the ring until he gets behind his foe! Hoff heads to the nearest corner and STOMPS HIS FOOT!! COLE Oh, my! CABOOSE Aw, come on. COLE Hoff looks like...looks like he's setting up for the Somekick!! COACH Yeah, but fellas, you really think he'd steal Some Guy's move? AXEL I know the man, and yes, yes he would. COLE And LISTEN TO THESE FANS!! The fans indeed are into it, stomping in the stands and in the aisles as Hoff waves Some Guy up!! The veteran, still feeling the effects of Hoff's elbow, gets to his feet woozily, turning around, RIGHT INTO A SUPER--NO!! Some Guy ducks underneath Hoff's awkward superkick! Some Guy pops to his feet, and Hoff turns around......INTO A SOMEKICK!!!!!! COLE SOMEKICK!! SOMEKICK!! HE GOT IT ALL!! COVER!! Some Guy falls on top of Hoff and Robinson makes the count! ONE!!!!!! TWO!!!!! KICKOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The fans EXPLODE as Hoff gets a shoulder up at the last second!! COLE HE KICKED OUT!! CABOOSE I can't believe it. Some Guy rolls to his knees, looking up at Robinson with a pained expression. Robinson shrugs, telling Some Guy that Hoff got the shoulder up. SG argues with the official, to no avail. COACH I don't think Some Guy can believe it, either. COLE Unbelievable. Hoff kicked out of the Somekick, and Some Guy has to be wondering what in the world he needs to do to put Hoff away. AXEL The guy is amazing, no doubt about it. Some Guy turns his attention back to Hoff, stomping him in the back of the head a few times to the chagrin of the fans. Some Guy pulls Hoff to his feet, whipping the big man HARD across the ring to the far corner. Hoff hits chest-first, stumbling backward, into a schoolboy by Some Guy, who GRABS THE TIGHTS!! ONE!! TWO!! THR-NO!! Hoff kicks out! And the fans are IRATE, booing Some Guy out of the building. COLE Some Guy no longer cares about honor, or pride, he simply wants to win this title shot. AXEL Well, he'll have to do more than hold the tights to pin Hoff, or for that matter, me. Some Guy pulls Hoff up, throwing him into the ropes, and catching him coming off with another sleeperhold. CABOOSE Oh, man. Turn out the lights, this one is over. COLE Some Guy again with that sleeper, and how much can Hoff have left? Hoff stumbles forward as Some Guy leaps onto his back, using his legs to bodyscissor the big man. Hoff takes another few steps forward as Some Guy's legs fall back to the mat. Hoff turns, takes one more step forward....then falls to his knees. COLE This has to be it. CABOOSE Axel, looks like you'll be seeing Some Guy at AngleSlam after all. AXEL We'll see... Robinson grabs Hoff's right arm and raises it, letting it fall limply to Hoff's side. He throws a finger into the air, then grabs the arm again, raises it, and lets go, and the arm falls. Some Guy lets out a victory yell, smiling as Robinson raises two fingers into the air. Robinson picks Hoff's arm up again, lets it go..... And the arm STAYS IN THE AIR!! CABOOSE Man, I hate this guy. Hoff makes a fist, shaking it as the fans make noise, shouting and stomping as they try to will their fan favorite up. Hoff finds one foot, then two as Some Guy desparately clings to the sleeper! Hoff takes a step forward...and leaps into the air, kicking his legs off of the nearby corner and rolling back over Some Guy with a bridge!! Robinson makes a count!! ONE!! TWO!! NO!! Some Guy lets go of the hold and rolls free, beating Hoff to his feet. Some Guy grabs Hoff by the hair, pulling him up, but Hoff grabs Some Guy by the legs, lifts him up...and DRIVES him to the mat with the SPINEBUSTER~!!! "YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" The fans EXPLODE as Hoff drills SG with the big-time spinebuster!! Hoff falls backwards after the move, exhausted. COLE And Hoff, out of nowhere, hits that trademark spinebuster!! AXEL Mine's still better, but that is just what Hoff needed. The fans again start cheering, making noise, trying to will Hoff to his feet. Both men lie prone, though, as Robinson begins his ten count! 1! COLE And now it's a race to get up first! Whoever can do that will have a huge advantage! 2! Both Hoff and Some Guy start to stir, with Some Guy rolling onto his chest. 3! COACH Hey, Axel, what if we have a double count-out? Then neither guy wins, or what? 4! AXEL I'll fight 'em both if I hafta, mate. 5! Hoff rolls onto his side, trying to pull himself up as Some Guy finds his hands and knees. 6! Hoff crawls toward the ropes, grabbing the bottom strand. 7! Hoff starts to pull himself up...meanwhile, Some Guy gets to one knee and Robinson stops his count! COLE And it's Some Guy up first! Some Guy gets to his feet and walks over to Hoff as the big man pulls himself up! Some Guy clubs Hoff in the neck, drawing more jeers from the crowd, before grabbing him by the arm and whipping him toward the ropes....but Hoff holds on, yanking SG back and FLOORING him with the SHORT-ARM CLOTHESLINE!! The fans erupt as Hoff falls to one knee! COACH AWWW HELL YOU DONE FUCKED UP NOW!! CABOOSE Whaa?! COACH That means Some Guy is in trouble! COLE No doubt about that! Hoff shakes the cobwebs free, then gets to his feet to a monster cheer! Hoff looks down at Some Guy, then slashes his arms, screaming "THIS IS IT!!" COLE THIS IS IT!! The fans EXPLODE as Hoff, with a dark smile on his face, nods before turning back to Some Guy. Hoff picks the legend up off the mat, grabbing his head from behind and hooking him up for the hottest finisher in wrestling today!! COLE The Future Shock!! If Hoff hits this, there is no question, it WILL be over! CABOOSE I can't believe I'm cheering for Some Guy, but....COME ON, SOME GUY!! Hoff, with a grunt, grabs Some Guy and HOISTS HIM UP....but Some Guy flips through the move and lands on his feet behind Hoff!! COLE Oh!! Some Guy seizes the moment, shoving Hoff into the ropes! Hoff comes off, INTO A SOMEKICK--but Hoff catches the boot and TURNS IT INTO THE ANKLELOCK!!! COLE OH MY GOD!! COACH THE ANKLELOCK!! COLE THE ANKLELOCK!! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!! AXEL Ho-ly hell. The fans ERUPT, DROWNING the arena in cheers as Hoff cinches in his trademark submission hold! Some Guy tries to drag himself to the ropes, but Hoff pulls him back to the center of the ring! Robinson checks on Some Guy, asking for a submission, but Some Guy waves him off!! COLE How much longer can Some Guy hold on?! Hoff screams for SG to tap...but Some Guy rolls through, somersaulting under Hoff, flipping the big man over!! And Hoff KEEPS THE HOLD APPLIED!! The big man finds his feet, still twisting the ankle of Some Guy! Some Guy makes a desparate grasp for the nearby ropes, but he can't reach....and he TAPS!! *ding ding ding ding ding* COLE HE GOT HIM!! "Black" hits, and Hoff throws down Some Guy's ankle before Robinson raises his hand in victory. BUFFER The winner of this contest, and STILL #1 contender....HOFF!!!!! Hoff pulls his arm away from Robinson and hops onto the nearest corner, ROARING in victory as the fans chant his name. COLE Well Hoff has come out and done what he said he would do, defeating Some Guy in one of the hottest matches I've seen in a long time. CABOOSE Give him credit. All the credit in the damn world. I can't stand the son of a bitch, but boy did he get it done, tonight. And Axel, you've got your work cut out for you. Axel, the World Champion, slips off his headset and stands, staring hard at Hoff. Hoff hops off of the turnbuckles...and he and Axel catch eyes, and for a brief minute Hoff looks poised to fight. Instead, Hoff just points at Axel, nodding and mouthing the words "I'm coming for you." Meanwhile, our crack team of EMTs escorts Some Guy to the back, checking on his ankle and helping him keep pressure off of it. COLE Well the stage, for now, is set, and tempers are running as hot as the summer. Hoff is still your #1 contender, Axel is still our champion, and we-- *dun dun* *dun dun* *dun dun* *dun dun* WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ARE YOU? WHO WHO, WHO WHO! I really wanna know WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ARE YOU? WHO WHO, WHO WHO! The entire arena turns to the top of the stage, as from the curtain steps Jumbo, Jay Richards, and Chris Stevens -- CSI!! COACH CSI?! What the hel? COLE What are they doing out here? Stevens raises a microphone to his lips. STEVENS Hoff, congratulations. I mean it. It was a hard fought victory, and you earned it, every step of the way. Maybe you learned more from me than I thought. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Hoff GLARES at Stevens as the CSI leader smiles. STEVENS But, buddy, believe me. The match you just went through is nothing compared to what's in store for you at License to Pin. See, I just got off the phone with our lovely GM, Ms. Josie Baker, and she's made you a match that'll knock your socks off. Hoff, it's going to be you, one-on-one, for the #1 contendership of the world.......against BROCK AUSSTIN. COLE WHAT?!? COACH Whoa, baby! What an announcement! Hoff's jaw drops, the big man rendered speechless. On the ramp, Jay Richards makes "spooky" fingers at Hoff while Stevens grins. STEVENS So good luck, Hoff, because at LTP, you are gonna need it. "Who Are You" hits, and CSI turns and heads behind the curtain. In the ring, Hoff looks down the ramp, then turns his gaze to the floor, shaking his head in disbelief. COLE What a shocker! Hoff defending his title shot at License to Pin against Brock Ausstin! What a match that will be, and what a match we have just seen here tonight! Folks, for Caboose and the Coach, I'm Michael Cole, saying thank you for watching...and we'll see you next week. Goodnight! FADE TO BLACK

PK: Roll this coming off of the second-to-last segment; like, come back from a backstage bit to the ring, with Buffer in the ring ready to go. Then run the first part, put in a commercial break (new post), and closeout the show with the second half of the match. I know, I know, you got it, you don't need me telling me what to do, etc. The house lights go down as "Sexy Boy" hits and the crowd goes wild!! COLE Folks, we are all set for our main event, and it promises to be a wild one! Hoff defending his AngleSlam title shot against the legendary Some Guy! Spotlights shine on the stage as the incomparable Some Guy steps out from behind the curtain! The fans let out a big cheer as the veteran superstar pumps his fist, firing up the crowd as he walks down the ramp! COACH Man, what an opportunity for Some Guy tonight! Here's a guy who's never had a whole lot of "big time" chances in his storied career, but tonight he has the chance to make it a reality! CABOOSE Taking nothing away from Some Guy, who I have a lot of respect for on a professional level, but...as much as it pains me to say it, he may not be up to this challenge. Right now, no one is hotter than Hoff, and I don't know if anyone, except of course for Drek Stone, is wrestling better. COACH Hoff has been on a tear, but look at Some Guy! He looks fired up! CABOOSE We'll see how far "spunk" takes him, Coachman. Some Guy slaps some fans' hands on his way to the ring, then climbs onto the apron, shaking his hips before stepping into the ring. SG does the DANCE~, sending the fans into a squeal of delight! He comes out of his groove and does the muscle stretch, raising his fist overhead. COLE There he is, the man with one hell of a chance tonight. Some Guy looks ready. The house lights come up, then back down as "Black" kicks in to a MASSIVE ovation!! [b][color=silver]*BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM~!*[/color][/b] THE FANS GO WILD as Hoff steps onto the stage!! COLE But can he beat this man?! Hoff looks across the fans, looking serious, ready for battle...then ROARS as he throws a fist into the air!! The fans are in a frenzy, cheering for the #1 contender to the World Title as he makes his way down the aisle. Hoff stops halfway down the aisle, pointing to four fans in the upper deck holding signs with the letters of his name on them. COACH No doubt the fans love this guy! And who wouldn't!! CABOOSE I wouldn't. Anyone who makes me miss you is a bad, bad person. COACH Awwwwww, Boo-boo, you sweetie... CABOOSE Don't touch me. Hoff slides into the ring, shooting a gaze at Some Guy, who looks right back with determination etched on his face. Hoff turns to the corner and climbs onto the ropes, throwing his right arm up, making a fist and soaking in the adulation of the 20,000 plus fans on hand. Hoff climbs down, then strides cross-corner, climbing onto the opposite ropes and flexing, letting out another roar as he shows off his massive physique. COLE The #1 contender to Axel's World Heavyweight Championship, looking to be in the best shape of his life. After months of chasing the title, he has beaten Drek Stone, he has won the Battlebowl, and at AngleSlam he looks to make the dream a reality. But first, he'll have to get past Some Guy tonight. Hoff climbs off the corner as his music fades out and the arena lights come up. Referee Charles Robinson sends both Hoff and Some Guy to their corners, checking them for foreign objetcs as Michael Buffer earns his pay. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, it is now time for the main event of the evening! Scheduled for one fall, this match is for the #1 contendership to the OAOAST Heavyweight Championship of the World!! Introducing first, to my right, and weighing in at two-hundred and seventy-five pounds, he is the number-one contender. He is the future......ladies and gentlemen, THIS...IS...HOFF!!!!!!!!! Hoff smirks as the fans give a HUGE cheer for his introduction. The fans pick up the familiar chant of "HOFF! HOFF! HOFF!" BUFFER And his opponent this evening. Weighing in at 245 pounds, tonight he has the opportunity to earn a shot at the World Championship. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome....SOME GUYYYYYYYYY!!!! Some Guy turns and climbs up the corner, spreading his arms on the second rope and basking in the fans' love. The crowd gives him a hearty cheer as he poses. BUFFER So, for the thousands in attendance, for the millions watching at home....LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET READY TO RUM-BLLLLLLLLLLE!!!!! The hot Detroit crowd even cheers Michael Buffer's famous line as the famous ring announcer exits to the outside. Some Guy and Hoff get waved together by Robinson, meeting in the center of the ring as Li'l Naitch reads off the rules for the evening's contest. COLE Look at the eyes of both of these guys. Hoff and Some Guy stare at each other, paying less than lip service to Robinson's instructions. CABOOSE There's some measure of respect between these two, even though neither one probably deserves it. Heh. But anyway, respect aside, nothing matters more right now than victory. To win is to main event the second-biggest show of the year. The hottest wrestling show of the summer. To lose is to go home empty. Some Guy would kill for that shot, and I think Hoff might die defending it. Robinson finishes his lecture, and both competitors nod in agreement. Robinson backs away, waves them together, and calls for the bell! *ding ding ding ding ding* COLE Here we go!! Hoff and Some Guy immediately lock up, sending the crowd buzzing! The big man pushes SG to the corner, and Robinson calls for the break! 1, 2, 3, and Hoff gives a clean break well before the five-count. Robinson pushes the two apart, letting Some Guy get his bearings. Some Guy looks at Hoff, shaking his hair loose as he comes forward. COLE Hoff with a clean break. You know, as much as these guys want to win this, I think they want to keep it clean. CABOOSE That's true. Idiots like these have this prevailing sense of "honor." Hoff, with a wry grin, waves SG on, and the veteran grappler darts forward, locking up with the big man once again! Some Guy actually pushes Hoff back a step, but the big man spins his smaller opponent around and throws him into the corner! Hoff walks toward Some Guy, but Some Guy comes firing out with an elbow to the face!! Hoff steps back, and Some Guy fires off a jab! Another jab! A third jab catches Hoff in the jaw, sending him into the ropes! Some Guy catches Hoff off of the bounce and whips him toward the far side, but Hoff reverses and sends SG to the strands! Hoff throws a back elbow, but Some Guy ducks and keeps running! A backdrop attempt is leapfrogged by Some Guy, and the charismatic superstar keeps running! Hoff turns, and Some Guy charges with a clothesline...but Hoff catches him around the waist and THROWS him over the shoulder with a belly-to-belly throw!! The fans go WILD as Some Guy slides across the ring, rolling to the outside!! "HOFF! HOFF! HOFF! HOFF! HOFF! HOFF! HOFF! HOFF!" Some Guy slaps the mat, looking at his opponent with disdain as the big man beckons him into the ring. Some Guy rolls into the ring, using the ropes to pull himself up near the corner. COLE So Hoff scores the first big knockdown in this fight. COACH Both these guys are pretty quick, Mikey. I think that Some Guy definitely has the edge in speed, but Hoff can surprise you with a big move outta nowhere! Hoff smiles as Some Guy pulls up his kneepad, then begins pacing around the big man. The two grapplers circle, looking for an opening, before locking up in the center of the ring! The fans cheer as Hoff gets the early advantage, ducking behind Some Guy with a hammerlock, but Some Guy reverses the hold, wrenching Hoff's arm behind him! Hoff reaches his arm back, grabbing Some Guy around the back of the head and flips him over! Some Guy hits the mat hard, and Hoff drops a leg, but Some Guy sits up and avoids the blow! SG grabs Hoff's legs, rolling him up in a jacknife hold! Robinson counts, but Hoff pops out of the pinning combination at two! The fans applaud as Some Guy rolls up to his feet before Hoff, and the big man looks at his opponent with a raise of the eyebrow. COLE Once again, Hoff showing respect for his foe. Hoff knows what Some Guy can do in there; he's proven it time and time again. CABOOSE Yeah, but Hoff is a former World Champion, something Some Guy has never been able to do. Hoff gets to his feet and the two lock up once more, going collar-and-elbow. Hoff pushes Some Guy back a step, and another, but the crafty veteran slips out of Hoff's grasp and grabs him from behind! Some Guy with a rear waistlock, and he lifts Hoff off of his feet and plants him on his stomach with a takedown! Some Guy grabs Hoff by the head, applying a side headlock as Hoff lies on the mat! COLE It definitely works to Some Guy's advantage to keep Hoff on the mat, away from his feet where he can throw all those deadly suplexes! Some Guy cinches in the headlock, but Hoff climbs to his hands and knees. The fans cheer as the big man gets to his feet, but Some Guy keeps the headlock applied! Hoff throws an elbow to the midsection, and another, and SG finally lets go! Hoff grabs Some Guy's waist and throws him into the ropes, catching him with a shoulder block that sends him to the canvas! Some Guy rolls to his feet and runs the ropes, charging at Hoff, who catches him with another shoulderblock! Some Guy pops right back up, though, and charges at Hoff again, but this time he slides under Hoff's legs! The fans pop as Some Guy grabs Hoff's ankles, tripping Hoff and sending him to the mat! CABOOSE That's the wisdom of the veteran Some Guy coming into play. Get Hoff to make a mistake, and capitalize. It's a good strategy. Some Guy drops an elbow across Hoff's lower back, then rolls him over. Some Guy hooks Hoff's leg, but the #1 contender is able to kick out at two! The fans cheer as SG pulls Hoff up to his feet by the hair. Some Guy throws Hoff into the ropes, and as he comes off, SG leaps into the air for a hurricarana-- but Hoff catches him! Some Guy flails, trying to get free, but Hoff drops him throat-first across the top rope!! COLE Yowch! CABOOSE I like this move for two reasons. First, it makes it harder for Some Guy to breathe, which makes him easier to keep down. Second, it conserves Hoff's energy for later in the match, allowing him to hit more power moves when it counts. COACH Word. Hoff gets up, and Robinson issues him a warning for the questionable tactic. Hoff grabs the fallen Some Guy by the hair and applies an armwringer, doubling SG over. Hoff snaps off a kick to the ribs, lifting him off the ground (!), before wringing the arm once more...but Some Guy reverses in mid-motion and twists Hoff's arm over! The fans applaud the technique as Hoff doubles over in pain! COACH Nice reversal by the SG, you gotta love it! Some Guy yanks on Hoff's arm, trying to tear it out of socket! A very few of the fans' cheers turn to boos, but the audience is still largely in the corner of the OAOAST original. The cheers swell, though, as Hoff grabs Some Guy's wrist and throws him into the corner!! Hoff follows SG in, but Some Guy uses the ropes to lift himself up and throws a boot into Hoff's face! The move actually garners a few more smattered boos from the crowd! COLE Some Guy taking the fight to Hoff, but a few of our fans don't seem to like it! Hoff grabs his face as he staggers out of the corner, and Some Guy follows him out, but Hoff throws a wild haymaker, that Some Guy ducks! Hoff spins around and Some Guy lifts him up from behind, then drops him across his knee with an atomic drop! Hoff staggers forward, and Some Guy leaps onto his back and applies a sleeper! CABOOSE I've always loved this move. All that extra weight on Hoff's back and neck drains him that much quicker. Robinson checks on Hoff's condition, but the big man waves him off. Some Guy twists Hoff's neck around...but the big man reaches back and flips him over! Some Guy lands HARD on his back, and Hoff sizes him up before scoring with a big legdrop! Hoff rolls into the cover, but Some Guy gets a shoulder up at two! The fans cheer their hearts out as Hoff pulls Some Guy to his feet! Hoff scoops SG up, and drops him across his knee with a rib breaker! Hoff drops Some Guy to the mat and falls on him, hooking the leg! Robinson makes the count! ONE, TWO, but Some Guy kicks free before the three! COACH Hoff starting to build some momentum here! Hoff again pulls Some Guy off the mat, then whips him into the ropes! Hoff throws a clothesline as his opponent comes off, but Some Guy ducks under the arm and runs off the far side! Some Guy comes in...RIGHT into a back elbow from Hoff!! SG hits the canvas, holding his jaw in pain! Hoff climbs onto Some Guy's chest and begins throwing big right hands! The fans go wild, but referee Robinson pulls Hoff off, complaining of a closed fist! CABOOSE Good officiating. Hoff is a two-bit thug, and a bully. And no one likes him. And he smells. COLE He doesn't smell, Caboose! CABOOSE Hey, I don't know what broadcast table you were sitting at last week, but let me tell you something, Cole. That guy smells. Hoff pushes the official away, then moves to pull Some Guy to his feet, but SG throws a forearm shot to Hoff's midsection. Hoff doubles over, and Some Guy gets to his feet, grabbing the big man by the back of the head and lifting a knee right into his jaw! A few more boos yet again for Some Guy, as Hoff snaps back, holding his face in pain. Hoff heads to the nearest corner, leaning on the turnbuckles with his back to the ring. Some Guy heads in and grabs Hoff, spinning him around and throwing him back-first into the turnbuckles. Some Guy rears back and fires off a blistering knife-edge chop, sizzling the chest of the big man. "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" The fans cheer as Some Guy rears back and throws another chop, and another, and another-- and Hoff GRABS Some Guy and THROWS him into the corner!! The fans erupt as Hoff EXPLODES with right hand after right hand, pummelling SG into oblivion! Robinson tries to step in, but Hoff grabs Some Guy by the arm and throws him across the ring, sending him hard into the corner! Hoff lines up on the opposite side, throwing a fist into the air! Hoff charges in and leaps with the Stinger Splash...NOBODY HOME!! Some Guy rolls out of the way, dodging the blow! Hoff hits the corner and stumbles backward, allowing Some Guy to come off the ropes with a clothesline that sends Hoff down! Some Guy falls on top of Hoff with a cover! ONE!! TWO!! THR--NO!! Hoff gets a shoulder up! COLE Hoff making a costly mistake, and it's allowed Some Guy to climb into the driver's seat! SG pulls the big man up to his feet, then grabs him in a front chancery. Some Guy pulls Hoff to the center of the ring, then hooks him for a vertical suplex! Hoff blocks the lift with his leg, and takes the opportunity to lift Some Guy up for the same move, but Some Guy shifts his body and slips out of Hoff's grasp! SG lands behind Hoff, grabbing him from behind by the thighs! Hoff lands on his hands, but before he can react, Some Guy takes him over with a WHEELBARROW SOMEPLEX!! COLE WHAT A MOVE by Some Guy! Some Guy holds onto Hoff and pulls him back up, amidst a very mixed reaction! SG blocks out the fans and rears back, HURLING Hoff overhead with another Someplex! CABOOSE That's 275 pounds that Some Guy is throwing around in there! That's no easy task! COLE But Caboose, you can't measure the will to win in inches and pounds! Some Guy pulls a groggy Hoff up to his feet...but Hoff pulls his legs free! Hoff pops up to his full height and throws a back elbow to the jaw of Some Guy, stunning him as Hoff pulls a standing switch! The fans go BANANA as Hoff grabs Some Guy from behind in a rear waistlock and tosses him overhead with a GERMAN SUPLEX!! "HOFF! HOFF! HOFF! HOFF! HOFF! HOFF! HOFF! HOFF!" Some Guy lands, and Hoff keeps his hands locked, rolling to his feet with Some Guy in his grasp! Hoff looks behind him before arching back, taking Some Guy down with another huge suplex!! COACH DAYUM~! CABOOSE In two years, I don't think I've ever seen Hoff use this move. COLE What a time to bring it out, then. Hoff pulls SG to his feet, but Some Guy quiets the fans by throwing a back elbow to Hoff's face! SG follows it up with another, and Hoff lets go of his grasp, allowing Some Guy to run the ropes and come at Hoff with a flying cross-body block...but Hoff catches him and hits a powerslam!! Hoff leans into the cover! ONE!! TWO!! NO!!!! Some Guy gets a shoulder up at the last second! COLE Moments away there! And Hoff may still be just a moment away here from retaining his AngleSlam title shot! Folks, we've got to take our last commercial break, but we'll be right back! Don't go anywhere!! [i]*commercial*[/i]

The scene opens on Hoff sitting on the mat, trapped in a rear chinlock by Some Guy. COLE Folks, welcome back to the action, and here's what you missed a moment ago: [i]***DURING THE BREAK*** Hoff pulls Some Guy to his feet, and Some Guy drives a knee into his stomach before raking the eyes of Hoff! The fans jeer as Some Guy levels Hoff with a stiff right hand that sends him down. Robinson warns SG about his actions, but Some Guy blows him off, stomping hard on the back of the big man's neck. *****HELDDOWN~!******[/i] COLE Some Guy taking a shortcut in this big-time matchup! CABOOSE Some Guy was a founding member of the aWo, and he's no stranger to a little dirty pool. It seems like he's finally thrown the respect thing out the window and started concentrating on what really matters: winning. COLE Would you stop?! Hoff, slowly, gets back to his feet, and tries to throw Some Guy off of his neck, but SG keeps the hold cinched in, dragging Hoff down to the mat. CABOOSE And again, I think this is Some Guy's best strategy right now, to keep Hoff....hey...wait a minute....is that.... COLE That's Axel!! The fans let out a VERY mixed reaction for Axel -- mostly cheers, but there's a large contingency that doesn't seem too happy with the World Champion! Axel, still in his ring gear from his victory earlier, looks at the ring as he adjusts the OAOAST World Title belt on his shoulder, looking at Hoff's peril with a slight smirk. COACH What is Axel doing out here? CABOOSE As much as it pains me to say it, Axel IS the World Champion, and he has the right to be out here if he wants. Axel looks on, and Some Guy briefly catches eyes with him. Axel nods, and SG goes back to work. Hoff again fights to his feet, and this time he succeeds in shoving Some Guy away! Hoff runs the ropes, barrelling toward his foe, but Some Guy catches him with a drop toe hold that sends him to the mat! Hoff hits face-first, and Some Guy leaps on him, applying a side headlock! COLE Hoff being worn down and-- hey, what the--?! The crowd buzzes as Axel makes his way to Sofa Central! The World Champion pulls up a folding chair, setting it up next to Michael Cole and slipping on a headset! COLE Axel joining us on commentary? AXEL You're damn right, Cole. And if Hoff can do this, I'm sure I can do it better than Mister Catchphrase. CABOOSE Axel, welcome. And let me say I appreciate the new attitude toward Hoff. Any enemy of his is a friend of mine. AXEL Hold yer tounge, mate. What's between Hoff and me is our business. He's still twice the competitor you are. In the ring, Hoff tries to climb to his knees, but Some Guy keeps the hold locked and drags Hoff back down. COACH So Champ, are you saying you and Hoff are still tight? AXEL I don't know, mate. I mean I thought we were cool, and then he goes and talks trash about me when he doesn't even know the story? I just don't know. In the ring, Hoff finally fights back to his feet, twisting his way out of the rear chinlock. Hoff runs the ropes, throwing a clothesline, but Some Guy catches the arm and takes Hoff down with an armbar! AXEL Ooh, that was a nice move. COLE So Axel, is it fair to say you're not sure where you stand with Hoff right now? I mean, you guys have been pretty tight until recently. AXEL Man, Hoff and I will work our *BLEEP* out ourselves. For now, I'm just interested in getting a look at my competition. COLE Axel will, of course, face the winner of this match at AngleSlam... COACH Provided he's still the champion, of course. AXEL What the hell does that mean, Coach? COACH Well, I'm just saying that...I mean you could lose the title at some point before AngleSlam! AXEL Yeah, I don't think so. I haven't come this far to lose it all now. Or at AngleSlam, but at least I can see who's going to try and take it from me. In the ring, Some Guy transitions the armbar into a hammerlock, sitting on top of Hoff's back. COLE Well it's been a pretty even contest thus far, although Some Guy has the edge right now. AXEL I think the big guy bit off a little more than he could chew tonight. Some Guy transitions the hammerlock into a full nelson....locking in the SOMEMISSION!! Hoff SCREAMS in pain as Some Guy leans back, applying pressure to the neck and head of Hoff! COLE Somemission is locked in!! This could be over right here! AXEL Uh-oh. Bad news for Hoff... Robinson asks Hoff if he wants to submit, but Hoff lets out a "no" from between gritted teeth! Hoff tries to climb to his knees, but Some Guy rocks back and locks the hold in tighter, causing Hoff to kick his legs in agony!! AXEL Come on, Hoff, fight it. COACH Whoa, Axel, you pulling for Hoff all of a sudden? AXEL Well, I just don't want to see it end this early. COLE We may not be far away from the end at all! Robinson again checks on Hoff....but the big man does fight to his knees this time, and then STANDS with Some Guy on his back!! Some Guy keeps the full nelson hooked...until Hoff throws his arms forward, breaking the hold! The fans let out a massive cheer as Hoff runs the ropes, looking for a clothesline, but Some Guy ducks and then leaps, grabbing Hoff's arms in a crucifix....but Hoff stays on his feet, then falls down, driving SG to the mat with a Samoan Drop!! AXEL 'Atta boy, mate! COLE Hoff with a big Samoan Drop! Here's a cover! ONE!! TWO!! NO!!! Some Guy kicks out! COLE That was so close to a three count! COACH Yeah, but you've got to ask yourself just what that Somemission took out of Hoff! Hoff gets to his feet, a little slower than usual, and pulls Some Guy up to his! Hoff throws Some Guy into the ropes, catching him with a high back body drop! Some Guy lands on his back, arching in pain as Hoff pulls him back up. Hoff throws a big right hand, and another, and another, then sends Some Guy into the ropes one more time! Some Guy, though, hangs onto the ropes, and Hoff barrels in, but SG ducks and Hoff goes FLYING over the top and spills onto the arena floor below! COLE Whoa!! What a tumble for the big man! CABOOSE He hit the ground hard, Cole. COLE Let's take a look at it on the double feature... The TV sets of America go to split-screen as we replay, in slow-motion, Hoff flying over Some Guy's shoulder and landing all but headfirst on the outside! Meanwhile, in live-action, Some Guy runs the ropes as Hoff gets up, and catches him with a baseball slide that sends Hoff sprawling into the guardrail!! AXEL Ouch. The fans, again, let out a few boos for Some Guy, who shrugs before pulling Hoff's head up, exposing his chest for a knife-edge chop! "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Hoff turns to the right, walking away from Some Guy with the help of the railing. Some Guy stalks behind Hoff before leaping and delivering a double-axehandle to the back of Hoff's neck! Hoff falls to his hands and knees, and Some Guy picks him up and slams his head on the ring apron! The fans start to outright jeer, unhappy with Some Guy's tactics! CABOOSE Now I like this. Some Guy is finally getting rough, which he NEEDS to do to counteract Hoff's harsh, violent style. AXEL It's no strong style, but he is a force in there. COLE Well, Hoff is-- hey, wait, they're headed this way! Hoff, holding his forehead, stumbles toward Sofa Central, and Some Guy follows in hot pursuit. COACH The action getting up close and personal, fellas! CABOOSE Now can you handle yourself, champ? AXEL Worry about your own skin, Caboose. I'm fine. Hoff leans on the announce table, and Some Guy grabs his head from behind, ramming it into the table! Hoff bounces back, and Some Guy grabs him by the hair and throws him into the steel ringpost! *CLANG* "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE Good lord! The fans let Some Guy have it, the crowd having turned completely against him. Some Guy looks out across the fans before waving them off, then turns his attention to the World Heavyweight Champ. AXEL You got something to say to me? Some Guy nods, saying "I want you...I'm coming for your belt" just loud enough for the microphones to pick it up. AXEL Don't worry about me, man, concentrate on your opponent there! Axel remains standing as Some Guy turns away, picking Hoff up by the hair and throwing him back into the ring. As Some Guy rolls in after him, Axel takes his seat at ringside. AXEL Man, don't worry about me being out here. You got a hell of an opponent to beat yet. COLE Axel, forgive me, but it sounds like you're still pretty high on Hoff! AXEL I respect the man, Cole. Whatvever else I may think about him, that will never change. But respect is a two-way road, y'dig? COACH HOLLA~! Some Guy lifts Hoff up off the mat, dragging him by the hair towards the far corner. When he gets near the ropes, Some Guy floors Hoff with a European uppercut. SG kicks Hoff once for good measure, and the fans are still jeering as Some Guy heads onto the apron! COLE Some Guy looking to head upstairs for a high-risk move! AXEL I don't know, mates. Hoff took a beating, but I'm not sure if he's worn down enough for this to be a good idea. Some Guy climbs up the ropes and perches himself on the top. He stands to his full height, looks down, and leaps....and Hoff ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY!! CABOOSE WHAT?! HOW!! COLE It's that intangible ring presence, Caboose! Hoff knew where he was and he kept one eye on his opponent at all times! The crowd bursts with a big cheer as Hoff climbs to his feet, picks Some Guy up, and slams him back down to the mat! Hoff looks out at the fans...and HE heads to the apron! COLE And now Hoff is looking for his version! AXEL Hoff, mate, now's not the time... Hoff scales the top rope, and the fans hit their feet. With a deep breath, Hoff leaps off.....and SCORES with the big elbow!!! COLE The elbow connects!! What a move!! Hoff rolls off of Some Guy....and KIPS UP!!! COACH YEAH-UH~! COLE Hoff is FEELING this crowd's energy, guys! Hoff pumps both his fists, walking around the ring until he gets behind his foe! Hoff heads to the nearest corner and STOMPS HIS FOOT!! COLE Oh, my! CABOOSE Aw, come on. COLE Hoff looks like...looks like he's setting up for the Somekick!! COACH Yeah, but fellas, you really think he'd steal Some Guy's move? AXEL I know the man, and yes, yes he would. COLE And LISTEN TO THESE FANS!! The fans indeed are into it, stomping in the stands and in the aisles as Hoff waves Some Guy up!! The veteran, still feeling the effects of Hoff's elbow, gets to his feet woozily, turning around, RIGHT INTO A SUPER--NO!! Some Guy ducks underneath Hoff's awkward superkick! Some Guy pops to his feet, and Hoff turns around......INTO A SOMEKICK!!!!!! COLE SOMEKICK!! SOMEKICK!! HE GOT IT ALL!! COVER!! Some Guy falls on top of Hoff and Robinson makes the count! ONE!!!!!! TWO!!!!! KICKOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The fans EXPLODE as Hoff gets a shoulder up at the last second!! COLE HE KICKED OUT!! CABOOSE I can't believe it. Some Guy rolls to his knees, looking up at Robinson with a pained expression. Robinson shrugs, telling Some Guy that Hoff got the shoulder up. SG argues with the official, to no avail. COACH I don't think Some Guy can believe it, either. COLE Unbelievable. Hoff kicked out of the Somekick, and Some Guy has to be wondering what in the world he needs to do to put Hoff away. AXEL The guy is amazing, no doubt about it. Some Guy turns his attention back to Hoff, stomping him in the back of the head a few times to the chagrin of the fans. Some Guy pulls Hoff to his feet, whipping the big man HARD across the ring to the far corner. Hoff hits chest-first, stumbling backward, into a schoolboy by Some Guy, who GRABS THE TIGHTS!! ONE!! TWO!! THR-NO!! Hoff kicks out! And the fans are IRATE, booing Some Guy out of the building. COLE Some Guy no longer cares about honor, or pride, he simply wants to win this title shot. AXEL Well, he'll have to do more than hold the tights to pin Hoff, or for that matter, me. Some Guy pulls Hoff up, throwing him into the ropes, and catching him coming off with another sleeperhold. CABOOSE Oh, man. Turn out the lights, this one is over. COLE Some Guy again with that sleeper, and how much can Hoff have left? Hoff stumbles forward as Some Guy leaps onto his back, using his legs to bodyscissor the big man. Hoff takes another few steps forward as Some Guy's legs fall back to the mat. Hoff turns, takes one more step forward....then falls to his knees. COLE This has to be it. CABOOSE Axel, looks like you'll be seeing Some Guy at AngleSlam after all. AXEL We'll see... Robinson grabs Hoff's right arm and raises it, letting it fall limply to Hoff's side. He throws a finger into the air, then grabs the arm again, raises it, and lets go, and the arm falls. Some Guy lets out a victory yell, smiling as Robinson raises two fingers into the air. Robinson picks Hoff's arm up again, lets it go..... And the arm STAYS IN THE AIR!! CABOOSE Man, I hate this guy. Hoff makes a fist, shaking it as the fans make noise, shouting and stomping as they try to will their fan favorite up. Hoff finds one foot, then two as Some Guy desparately clings to the sleeper! Hoff takes a step forward...and leaps into the air, kicking his legs off of the nearby corner and rolling back over Some Guy with a bridge!! Robinson makes a count!! ONE!! TWO!! NO!! Some Guy lets go of the hold and rolls free, beating Hoff to his feet. Some Guy grabs Hoff by the hair, pulling him up, but Hoff grabs Some Guy by the legs, lifts him up...and DRIVES him to the mat with the SPINEBUSTER~!!! "YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" The fans EXPLODE as Hoff drills SG with the big-time spinebuster!! Hoff falls backwards after the move, exhausted. COLE And Hoff, out of nowhere, hits that trademark spinebuster!! AXEL Mine's still better, but that is just what Hoff needed. The fans again start cheering, making noise, trying to will Hoff to his feet. Both men lie prone, though, as Robinson begins his ten count! 1! COLE And now it's a race to get up first! Whoever can do that will have a huge advantage! 2! Both Hoff and Some Guy start to stir, with Some Guy rolling onto his chest. 3! COACH Hey, Axel, what if we have a double count-out? Then neither guy wins, or what? 4! AXEL I'll fight 'em both if I hafta, mate. 5! Hoff rolls onto his side, trying to pull himself up as Some Guy finds his hands and knees. 6! Hoff crawls toward the ropes, grabbing the bottom strand. 7! Hoff starts to pull himself up...meanwhile, Some Guy gets to one knee and Robinson stops his count! COLE And it's Some Guy up first! Some Guy gets to his feet and walks over to Hoff as the big man pulls himself up! Some Guy clubs Hoff in the neck, drawing more jeers from the crowd, before grabbing him by the arm and whipping him toward the ropes....but Hoff holds on, yanking SG back and FLOORING him with the SHORT-ARM CLOTHESLINE!! The fans erupt as Hoff falls to one knee! COACH AWWW HELL YOU DONE FUCKED UP NOW!! CABOOSE Whaa?! COACH That means Some Guy is in trouble! COLE No doubt about that! Hoff shakes the cobwebs free, then gets to his feet to a monster cheer! Hoff looks down at Some Guy, then slashes his arms, screaming "THIS IS IT!!" COLE THIS IS IT!! The fans EXPLODE as Hoff, with a dark smile on his face, nods before turning back to Some Guy. Hoff picks the legend up off the mat, grabbing his head from behind and hooking him up for the hottest finisher in wrestling today!! COLE The Future Shock!! If Hoff hits this, there is no question, it WILL be over! CABOOSE I can't believe I'm cheering for Some Guy, but....COME ON, SOME GUY!! Hoff, with a grunt, grabs Some Guy and HOISTS HIM UP....but Some Guy flips through the move and lands on his feet behind Hoff!! COLE Oh!! Some Guy seizes the moment, shoving Hoff into the ropes! Hoff comes off, INTO A SOMEKICK--but Hoff catches the boot and TURNS IT INTO THE ANKLELOCK!!! COLE OH MY GOD!! COACH THE ANKLELOCK!! COLE THE ANKLELOCK!! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!! AXEL Ho-ly hell. The fans ERUPT, DROWNING the arena in cheers as Hoff cinches in his trademark submission hold! Some Guy tries to drag himself to the ropes, but Hoff pulls him back to the center of the ring! Robinson checks on Some Guy, asking for a submission, but Some Guy waves him off!! COLE How much longer can Some Guy hold on?! Hoff screams for SG to tap...but Some Guy rolls through, somersaulting under Hoff, flipping the big man over!! And Hoff KEEPS THE HOLD APPLIED!! The big man finds his feet, still twisting the ankle of Some Guy! Some Guy makes a desparate grasp for the nearby ropes, but he can't reach....and he TAPS!! *ding ding ding ding ding* COLE HE GOT HIM!! "Black" hits, and Hoff throws down Some Guy's ankle before Robinson raises his hand in victory. BUFFER The winner of this contest, and STILL #1 contender....HOFF!!!!! Hoff pulls his arm away from Robinson and hops onto the nearest corner, ROARING in victory as the fans chant his name. COLE Well Hoff has come out and done what he said he would do, defeating Some Guy in one of the hottest matches I've seen in a long time. CABOOSE Give him credit. All the credit in the damn world. I can't stand the son of a bitch, but boy did he get it done, tonight. And Axel, you've got your work cut out for you. Axel, the World Champion, slips off his headset and stands, staring hard at Hoff. Hoff hops off of the turnbuckles...and he and Axel catch eyes, and for a brief minute Hoff looks poised to fight. Instead, Hoff just points at Axel, nodding and mouthing the words "I'm coming for you." Meanwhile, our crack team of EMTs escorts Some Guy to the back, checking on his ankle and helping him keep pressure off of it. COLE Well the stage, for now, is set, and tempers are running as hot as the summer. Hoff is still your #1 contender, Axel is still our champion, and we-- [i]*dun dun* *dun dun* *dun dun* *dun dun* WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ARE YOU? WHO WHO, WHO WHO! I really wanna know WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ARE YOU? WHO WHO, WHO WHO![/i] The entire arena turns to the top of the stage, as from the curtain steps Jumbo, Jay Richards, and Chris Stevens -- CSI!! COACH CSI?! What the hel? COLE What are they doing out here? Stevens raises a microphone to his lips. STEVENS Hoff, congratulations. I mean it. It was a hard fought victory, and you earned it, every step of the way. Maybe you learned more from me than I thought. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Hoff GLARES at Stevens as the CSI leader smiles. STEVENS But, buddy, believe me. The match you just went through is nothing compared to what's in store for you at License to Pin. See, I just got off the phone with our lovely GM, Ms. Josie Baker, and she's made you a match that'll knock your socks off. Hoff, it's going to be you, one-on-one, for the #1 contendership of the world.......against BROCK AUSSTIN. COLE WHAT?!? COACH Whoa, baby! What an announcement! Hoff's jaw drops, the big man rendered speechless. On the ramp, Jay Richards makes "spooky" fingers at Hoff while Stevens grins. STEVENS So good luck, Hoff, because at LTP, you are gonna need it. "Who Are You" hits, and CSI turns and heads behind the curtain. In the ring, Hoff looks down the ramp, then turns his gaze to the floor, shaking his head in disbelief. COLE What a shocker! Hoff defending his title shot at License to Pin against Brock Ausstin! What a match that will be, and what a match we have just seen here tonight! Folks, for Caboose and the Coach, I'm Michael Cole, saying thank you for watching...and we'll see you next week. Goodnight! [i]FADE TO BLACK[/i]

There ain't no one hotter right now, baby. Adam, I was thinking....you could roll all your stuff into one thing. Have the first part and then the guy does the thing and then the other thing happens right then and there, as opposed to later in the show. I'm not opposed to two Axel segments mind you, but that way a. it's "spontaneous" and b. you and I aren't doing exactly the same thing. By the way, everyone else disregard the above. P.S. *spinebuster to PK*

1. What do I have to do with Frankie Kazarian? 2. *no-sells*

im so confused

I appreciate the CSI comments, man. Alls I can say is that there's a reason I had to do it fast.

BTW, Champs Sports has really comfy basic tees at 3 or 4 for $20, and they run in very large sizes. Highly recommended. No pocket or anything, so you can even rock the white ones as an undershirt.

I'll wear blue jeans but not jean shorts, and khaki/cargo shorts but not long pants. ! I have no idea why. I dress really conservatively. A plain, monochrome polo or ribbed cotton tee, or just a t-shirt. I've got a few with designs, including <--------------- that one, but mostly plain white or gray tees. Jeans or shots, with sandals in the spring/summer/fall (no socks) and plain black shoes in the winter. Or for work. @#$%. I love sandals. Wintertime, I'll wear a lot of heavier sweaters as well as a few hoodies I have lying around. And a Twins hat. Always. ALWAYS.

For the buyrate's sake, maybe you should just stay off of this one. x 1000

Ayup.

Who would the 4th man be?