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That Tristram photo is already my wallpaper. I jizzed my pants right away. Too bad it probably won't be out for another 2-3 years.

Chicken. Fuck seafood.

I caught both this show and Wipeout. Loved Wipeout(even if it is just an American-MXC), but just about fell asleep during this one. It was so fucking slow moving. And the "wacky zany unbelievable Japanese Game Show" was basically.....double dare. Seriously. Those were some SHITTY challenges.

I can't believe they're playing this off as a huge dramatic scene, when the way it happened was so fucking hilarious.

Matt's DEFINITELY getting drafted off SD now. They teamed them up way too fast.

Welp, I guess Raw is getting the first draft pick.

I've never walked out of a movie, but I was so fucking tempted to during Jurassic Park 3. If I would have been there by myself, I'm pretty sure I would have.

At least they won't waste too much time on the money tonight. According to the rules website(at least when I checked it earlier this week) there's only gonna be 6 giveaways tonight. 5 of $100K, and one of $500K.

Also, I don't think anyone mentioned it yet, but if you go into the My Shrine tab in the demo, you see that in the full version you'll be able to save and upload your replays and videos to their website! Seriously, that was the best fucking feature of skate.

Milky is obviously someone who's never had Five Guys.

Hah. Jillian claims she was a cheerleader in high school. Look at that photo. She MIGHT have been one of the flag girls. Definitely not a real cheerleader though. Damn. Matt Hardy looks like he was about 8 years old in high school. There's always at least one token fat chick on every high school cheerleading squad from my experience. In my school, all the fat chicks went to the flag squad.

Hah. Jillian claims she was a cheerleader in high school. Look at that photo. She MIGHT have been one of the flag girls. Definitely not a real cheerleader though. Damn. Matt Hardy looks like he was about 8 years old in high school. Michelle gets 2 pages? Taker must be the lead editor of the WWE yearbook committee Lena and Eve also get 2 pages? Who the fuck are these bitches? Does anyone give a shit about them now? Why would you give a shit about what they did in high school? Mickie's 2 pages are alright though, just because her Jheri curl is comedy gold. ..damn I made a lot of edits to this.

Just saw that some local group is doing MMA in Wilmington next month. I was thinking about going, but then I saw the ticket prices. $25 for bleachers, $50 floor, and $100 ringside. Isn't that, like, REALLY fucking expensive for some no-name MMA action? Although, on the other hand, there are *17* fucking fights scheduled, so...yeah. That's gonna be one LONG night of fighting. Just out of curiosity, have any of the bigger-MMA fans on here heard of *any* of these guys that are gonna be fighting? Byron Bloodworth vs. Kyle Grommet Scott Kingston vs. Chris Cain Grant Harris vs. Luke Wilson Tomar Washington vs. Brandon Walker Jon Cornett vs. Dennis Clifton Shawn Robertson vs. David Felton Chris Sutton vs. Adam O'Malley Eddie McPhatter vs. Justin McKnight Will Estes vs Eric Martindale Jesse Collins vs. Chev Lamoya Mike Marshall vs. Stefan Williams Michael Velotta vs. Marcus Thomas Adam Jetton vs. Mike Israel and in the 4 matches being called the main events: Justin Ham vs. Will Hagerty Loyd Baldwin vs Matt Tiara Jon Owens vs. Greg Lajoye Jake Whitfield vs. Tim Mannon Edit: Seriously, that's a lot of fucking fights. This thing is supposed to start at 7:30. When's it gonna end? 2 AM? 3?

So, I just won in OT again, 16-13, and afterwards the announcers kept on praising my courage to go for it on 4th down instead of just sending in the kicker to tie the game and force another overtime. ...It was first down.

Hahahaha. Ohio State was up 7-0 on me, and was trying to run up the score in the closing seconds. They fumble on the 4 yard line, I return it 96 yards for a score, and eventually win in double OT. Has anyone else seen the new "ice the kicker" feature? (It's at least new to me because I haven't played a next-gen football game in a while) After I ran back that fumble, they called TO to try and ice my kicker on the extra point. My kicking meter had completely frozen over, and I had to do the kick on blind faith, as the meter didn't move at all when I moved the right analog stick.

Well, I couldn't even finish my first game with the demo. The camera just kept panning around the stadium with 1 second left in the third, never ending the quarter.

The "out of the box" one is easy as hell too. The game only says you need to PLAY on the highest difficulty and not commit a penalty. Doesn't say anything about winning.

No, no you wouldn't. I saw them teaming together at a house show last year, and THE WHOLE FUCKING MATCH, Killings wouldn't stop with the What's Up shit. Seriously. every 2 fucking seconds. Even D-Lo got into it. It was horrible.

Still? I mean...did anyone care about Haze? Ever?

So, I really hate my local ESPN Radio. I live in Wilmington, North Carolina. NORTH CAROLINA. So then, why, exactly, does my local ESPN radio fucking switch over to PBP for *every* goddamned Yankees game? Fuck the Yankees. Fuck Baseball. Give me something I might actually be interested in listening to.

The OP says it's a breakfast fight, so with that in mind, I've gotta go sausage. If we're talking all day though? Bacon wins hands down.

Just from watching other people play Burst Limit, I don't think I could handle it. Cutscenes in the MIDDLE of a fucking fight? Fuck that.

Well, I finally finished my playoffs with the Sabres. Swept the Devils, even though every game was close. The Capitals then took me to 6 games before I finally beat them, and in beating them I lost Tim Connolly for the rest of the playoffs with a concussion. Then I met the Pens in the ECFs, and the shit hit the fucking fan. The Pens won the first two games in Buffalo, and then I went and won 2 in Pittsburgh. I then went on to game 5, and appeared to have the series back under control, but then I couldn't score at ALL in game 6. I finally got one past Fleury with less than a minute left, and sent the game into OT. But Sykora won the game with 12 seconds left in the first OT to send it back to Buffalo for a 7th game. However, in OT, the Pens lost Gary Roberts to an MCL sprain, and evidentally that was enough to completely fuck their team, as I won 6-2 in game 7. So then I went on to face the Ducks in the finals, and I finally had an easy series. I just completely destroyed them in a sweep, winning 6-1, 5-2, 4-3, and 5-1. After being so spread out with scoring in the regular season(#2 scoring team in the NHL, but no single player had even 1 PPG) I was really damn top-heavy in the playoffs. Hecht won the Conn Smythe with 24 goals and 12 assists in 21 games, and Afinogenov had 34 points, with something like 14 goals and 22 assists. Nobody else on the team had more than 17 points.

The main part of that superstar mode in NHL 09 that I'm wary about is the arrow to point you where to go. That just seems so....restricting

I guess I've never had "good" pancakes then. Pancakes are just tasteless pieces of shit to me.