TheBigSwigg

I hate the fact that SNL is slowly degrading into MAD TV. I think that the parrot sketch was the first one to make me laugh out loud all year. Tina and Amy should be banned from the WU desk FOREVER.

Is Inc pulling a Banders or am I just crazy?

Oh I realize the best part of love Is the thinnest lace That it don't come for much But I'm not letting go I believe this too much to believe in So lift your eyes if you feel you can Reach for a star and I'll show you a plan I'd figure it out What I needed was so one to show me You know you can't fool me I'd been loving you too long It started so easy You want to carry on (carry on) (Now I) Lost in love and I don't know much Cause to thinking about, and felt out of touch But I'm back on my feet, and eager to be what you wanted

I knew when I saw the title of this thread that it would somehow devolve into the fucking title lineage argument AGAIN. And is HTQ the only one who believes the Big Gold doesn't hold WCW/NWA lineage?

Ok, NOW I see the humor AoO has been talking about.

Congratulations Banders, he didn't respond in SEVEN minutes and you claim victory. You're the Commander-In-Chief George W. Bush of TSM posters

I also think that Seann William Scott will make this move suck. And I think Johnny Knoxville is playing the wrong Duke.

I think so far, the impact of the six-sided ring has been underwhelming. I think if a) the ring was about a foot wider all around and b) they actually used the difference in shape to determine matches, it would be MUCH better.

I noticed those spots too, and they definitely weren't Hardy's fault. I'll third that. I thought it was very bad of Jarrett, as it might have helped the match for him to take a serious bump. Also, it might have helped the match for him to sell the fact that he was getting the shit kicked out of him.

I can't wait for the Uncle Jesse/Scott Hall feud. I've been wanting to see that for YEARS!!!! EDIT: And I think Mark from Step By Step should feud with Jonny Fairplay. SMELL THE RATINGS!!!!

If they hadn't fired Rico, they could've started a Village People gimmick together.

But not here.

This would be my reason as well.

You say this, yet you just complained about the lack of wrestling.

Holy Shit. (No pun intended)

YOU ARE THE ONES THAT ARE THE BALL-LICKERS!! sorry, but "Fuck them up their asses" always takes me back to Jay & Silent Bob.

To add my thoughts on the rest of the show: AJ vs. Petey was hands down the best match. AMW vs. XXX bored me. It seemed like they did a lot of double team moves to emphasize that it was a TEAM match. That, and the best man standing in a tag match doesn't go well in my opinion. The ME wasn't horrible, it just wasn't great. I was impressed by how much Jarrett let Hardy control the match, but I was not impressed by Jarrett's no selling of the damage. The ending truly blew, as Nash and Hall don't see wrestling as "Work" anymore. By this, I mean that they don't take it seriously. And yes, I know they've been this way for a long time. It's just shown so much lately.

I want you to know, Mike, that I won't sink to Banky's level in a mini-flame war with you, therefore I am stopping. But I honestly enjoyed this.

I have no problem with big words, shitbrick, but I'm sure it will make it easier on you. And while you're at it, throw in some Michael Moore fat jokes sinces that's the only thing you're good at.

Don West reacting to Jeff Hardy pulling out a taller ladder at Victory Road: "This isn't just any ladder, this is a SUPER LADDER! Look at this thing!!"

May be invalid --- but you welcoming it is hardly a concern. I have not commented on the match's quality (please note that, shitbrick). I commented on your comment that Desire looked like shit in the ring when she ALWAYS looks like shit in the ring. Which is true. You tried to say Jackie made her look bad and I simply mentioned that Jackie, also, is shit in the ring. Which also, is true. If the match sucked (which I have not claimed it did, I'm going with YOUR descriptions, twink) --- you can't blame Jackie for it. She's as inept as Desire. -=Mike I seem to remember a general feeling in the folder that those that haven't seen it shouldn't comment on it. I still try to maintain that. In fact, I downloaded the show just so I could comment on it. And I never said ANYWHERE that the match sucked, just that Jackie made Trinity look bad. And if you think both Trinity and Jackie suck, just imagine that for a minute. And remember that it's Trinity, not Desire, in the match. Shitbrick.

Having not watched the show your opinion is invalid and unwelcome.

This reminds me of the old comment: "Do these jeans make me look fat?" "No, you being fat makes you look fat". Jackie isn't why Desire looked like shit in the ring. Desire being shit in the ring is why Desire looked like the shit in the ring. -=Mike ...TNA should go ahead and cut Hardy now. He is so unbelievably horrendous... Yes, Trinity looks like shit in the ring. But the fact that Jackie doesn't makes Trinity look worse. Therefore, Jackie made Trinity look bad. Out of curiosity, at what point did Jackie not totally suck in the ring? She's always been the drizzling shits. -=Mike I don't know, I just know that she made Trinity look horrible.

This reminds me of the old comment: "Do these jeans make me look fat?" "No, you being fat makes you look fat". Jackie isn't why Desire looked like shit in the ring. Desire being shit in the ring is why Desire looked like the shit in the ring. -=Mike ...TNA should go ahead and cut Hardy now. He is so unbelievably horrendous... Yes, Trinity looks like shit in the ring. But the fact that Jackie doesn't makes Trinity look worse. Therefore, Jackie made Trinity look bad.

Here are my thoughts on the second hour so far..... Everything feels rushed. I don't know if it's because of the announcing or the wrestling, but every match so far lacks importance because it feels rushed. The tag title match was bad. just plain bad. Jackie made Trinity look bad. Kid Kash should not have been in the coconut angle. The Monster's Ball wasn't bad, but it also felt rushed. TNA REALLY needs to stop using Techno music. It's hard to take anything seriously when it's put to techno.