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  1. TheBigSwigg

    New Bankshot

    Who's gonna own me in this folder? *Looks at Mike, DK, and the occasional presence of AoO* Oh.... *Looks at WMD and LFV trying* They'll get me someday, I'm sure.....
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    ULTIMATE X RETURNS

    Him and Kazarian make a decent tag team. I've been impressed with them, but not much.
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    New Bankshot

    Is that all he's pulling out of you today? *rimshot* EDIT: I think my bad "I love gay porn" joke scared WMD off. Hmm...... If I only had one for LFV.
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    New Bankshot

    Mike can be real fun. Sometimes. As compared to whitemiles"I love gay porn"davis. Oh wait, that's you!
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    Absolutely worthless news

    I ran an e-fed for over a year. Are you calling me ignorant? BE HONEST!!!
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    "Words every TNA basher must know"

    That's actually DK's farts. Because DK took an LFV before coming into this thread. *DK doesn't realize that.... well.....* *gets suplexed*
  7. Do you read your own posts?
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    New Bankshot

    That's the point. To sig, or not to sig, that is the question.
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    The One and ONLY TNA PPV thread for 7.21

    Wow. You'd think I'd stop after the first four, but no. I need a new joke.
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    New Bankshot

    Who is this Mikr, and why does he call me a traitor? *Pounces Mikr* *Cradle Piledrives LFV*
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    A look at the Catwoman trailor

    Same here. I was in a film criticism class this summer. I brought up the movie and 3 guys said "who cares about the story dude, it's Halle Berry." I then emptied my water bottle on all three of them. Seriously.
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    The One and ONLY TNA PPV thread for 7.21

    If that's true, then that's the 5th time I've pulled a Your Mom joke on someone who's mom was dead.
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    New Bankshot

    My crapping my pants>any LFV post in the TNA folder *RKO's LFV* Ah, deja vu.
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    The One and ONLY TNA PPV thread for 7.21

    Not necessarily, but yes. I'm always impressed by the Naturals. More so than AMW. The point was more of a general ME comment, not necessarily about last night. About last night: YOUR MOM WAS GREAT! (See WMD, you're not the only one.)
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    New Bankshot

    Here's a simple solution: We'll start a thread called "The OaO thread that WMD can't get owned in." DK and I just won't post in it, and will unload our creative abilities onto you in every other thread you post in. Does that sound good?
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    "Words every TNA basher must know"

    Oops, I crapped my pants!
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    "Words every TNA basher must know"

    Hey Marty2Hotty, Johnny Fairplay is the worst signing in the history of professional sports because Johnny has NO fan support and can't draw fans to a show to save his life. Not to mention that Vince Russo hasn't had a good idea in five years. *Farts in Mike's general direction*
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    The One and ONLY TNA PPV thread for 7.21

    Honestly, though, there has barely ever been an angle that's been built and executed well on TNA. I remember when the Gathering turned on Raven. I was watching the match, thinking "what the hell?" They try, but they can't truly execute angles well, that's one of their biggest faults. It's partly the writers, partly the wrestlers, and partly the commentary. No single group or person is to blame. As for the fact that the ME only got 15 minutes, that's my other huge problem with TNA. The reason they haven't had many 4*+ matches has a lot to do with the fact that they try to cram a ton of matches onto a card with a ME that is written as a blowoff, or a huge match. Their ME usually gets about 15-25 minutes, and that's not always a good idea. I would prefer them to give them 45 mins, and have a standby match in case it doesn't go the length, just like old school NWA.
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    ULTIMATE X RETURNS

    Who thinks they're doing this just so they can make a Michael Shane DVD with several high risk matches? Just me? D'OH!
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    "Words every TNA basher must know"

    Hey Marty2Hotty, Johnny Fairplay is the worst signing in the history of professional sports and Vince Russo hasn't had a good idea in five years. *Farts in Dynamite Kido's general direction*
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    Most embarassing wrestling T-shirt

    I love Satin. It's nice and smooth.
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    The One and ONLY TNA PPV thread for 7.21

    Wow, I'm so excited to see Hardy vs Monty Brown. Look at my excitement
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    Best Acoustic Songs

    Hurt, I'm so lonesome I could cry, The Running Kind, Wayfaring Stranger, Thirteen, and The Beast In Me by Johnny Cash. Hell, nearly anything he put out in the last 10 years.
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    Desired Concert tours

    add ZAO and I'm happy
  25. TheBigSwigg

    Time to dance

    I thought everyone knew
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