k thx

I'm onto the third island! Now I can stop worrying about missions and enjoy the whole map. Maybe.

You're like a newt. Not one of the funky ones either, you're just brown.

RE number two, should have a mission coming up showing you how to do this. I think it's one of Sweet's, but I might be wrong.

You're probably worse. 0. So that makes me the posting equivalent to anal rape? I'd say the posting equivlent of an anus being raped. For the very first time.

Is this like the morons flaming olympics or something? Everyone who's tried has ended up looking like a dick. Apart from El Brujo.

thanks?

I say turn it into a flaming folder, without telling anyone who posts there. Could be fun.

Hells yeah! And that pressing the d-pad to make you drive something you've already driven really doesn't work.

Wierd. Just got killed in San Fierro, so I went to get a drink before resuming play. When I come back, CJ is stood outside the hospital and the camera is zooming in on a load of random people and tracking them as they walk by...

no

Then why did you steal my cookie? Slag.

I think Russel Crowe was the last for Beautiful Mind

Also, I believe this has been reported a hell of a long time ago.

10 dances? Pervert... Also, where is this strip club?

Just got to SF myself. It feels like a completely different game now that you're outta gangland. Bang on. Also, the mission where you drive to SF with The Truth for the first time is my favourite so far. Killing the crop = roxor.

I rate myself 8/10.

I've been away for a while. Is Dynamite Kido meant to be retarded or is it just an in-joke?

So far 15.51% in 8:48. So far loving this game. The feeling I had when I left the city to go into the countryside for the first time was the first time I've been in awe of a video game since Ocarina Of Time. This is quite possibly the most beautifully crafted game I've ever played.

RIP

no, that's a poster.

Edited for accuracy. The "this board is not a democracy" thing goes back to a million board-related discussions, it was intended as humor. I know. The edit was in reference to the chave-Ill lovefest that is currently in progress. It deserves some sort of attention. Doesn't it? w00t

This is a contradiction. Hilarious. Go on about the fact that you don't give a crap again.

He fucked off! Possibly to cry, possibly because he has a life, we just don't know.

OMG context! Ultimately, Ill is stuck between the devil and the deep blue sea. Either he fucks off and admits defeat, of he stays here tries to fight and gets 0wned by someone better than him. All the while not realising that ultimately it doesn't matter whether or not either of these thing happen beacause it's an internet wrestling board. Nonetheless, he is blatantly going to make one of these decisions, all the while weighing up the effect it will have on his intraweb persona.

Also you're still here. None of this makes any sense.