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Get him to put a long blonde wig on, take him upstairs and fuck his pasty ass. It's always good to have a sex slave.

If I had a copy of St Anger, I'd hide it too.

Lukewarm start for Pompey, but Birmingham look like they should be well in the top half of the table, so we'll take what we can get. Always good to see Southampton in the relegation zone, if only for a week.

My predictions for the Benoit-Orton match: 1) Benoit counters the RKO into triple Germans 2) Benoit counters Ortons flying crossbody into the crossface 3) Benoit goes up for a flying headbutt but gets caught and Orton hits the RKO on him I've also got a nasty feeling they might tryto turn Jericho instead of Edge.

No, Tyson really did get injured. Williams may still have won, but the knee injury was the main factor in Tyson going down as early as he did. And if you're gonna throw nationalistic insults around, take it to HD or CE.

I have to say that it looks like Sulivan is gonna do a great job for Leeds.

I'll be there for a couple of days, so I think I'll risk Bourbon Street purely for the experience. Anyone know how much rooms will cost during MG?

Surely in pop, the lyrical content is as important as the tune. Sure, it's catchy as fuck, but a song so blatantly about buggery can't be populist.

Apart from my posts, this threads sucks. Also, DerangedHermit is a moron.

A song about a gay sex with an older man isn't strictly pop, is it?

SP doesn't get the point in my pants.

Jews are like Christians, but with more hygenic pee pees.

Zack is the man in my pants.

Why must you judge the people in my pants? Because the people suck in my pants.

Crazy In Love. The pinacle of pop music.

Most of the people in this thread aren't funny enough to post here in my pants.

They have nice smiles?

- To finish below Pompey

How many seperate accounts do I have on this board?

Me and a friend are thinking of going to Mardi Gras in New Orleans next Febuary. The problem is that because I live in the UK, I really don't know anyone whos been. So I was wondering if anybody here has any tips about what/where to go. Any help will be much appreciated.

I think it may be time for a new England manager. Sven is good, but he'll never win us a tournament the way he plays.

Yeah. Lua Lua it is, I guess.

Bristol City/Pompey friendly tonight. Should be interesting.

GK Lehmann Niemi (I'm still bitter there was no-one better) Def Terry Thatcher Upson Knight Purse Mid Ronaldo O'Neil BUTT Pires Diop Att Yakubu Keane Lua Lua

No way is a fucking Southampton fan doing a football column! I say just have an elongated post in the soccer thread as a weekly regular or something, otherwise it'll just get buried.