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More Dutch.

For one brief second i thought you were talking about the Giger picture. I know, it's GIGER!

Hey, this is a cultured bar, bitch. Get used to them, they're going on the wall.

Dunno about that last one, but what about this:

Tolouse Lautrec

Picassos Guernica

Francis Bacon.

I said he was 7 feet earlier. But he's actually about 6'8" 280 pounds....all muscle. He's got dark hair and a dark face with a giant moustache. He's either wearing his uniform or........*shudder*.......walking around in nothing but cut off's and cowboy boots......and he's got a hairy chest. He's your stereotypical 70's porn star! Oh, I see him now.

So, what does Rod look like anyhow? I'm busy in the stockroom at the moment.

We all get hurt by love And we all have our cross to bear But in the name of understanding Our problems should be shared confide in me CONFIDE IN MEEEEEEEEE!

How can something prove less than nothing?

I'm 100% certain that was a joke... (the derranged hermit schtick, not Kotz's avatar being his worse)

I SEE THE BABY! Oh wait, it's just a peanut. *eats peanut*

Because this is a pub, not an abatoir?

Hey, not in my pub you don't!

*unplugs the jukebox as he leaves*

I'm off out in a bit. Zack, as my resident DJ and bouncer, you're in charge. P.S., don't play any GnR.

Ah, fair enough.

But they're not slandering your name if you are the worse or least popular poster, And if the people have voted you that, you've gotta accept it. Especially the popularity one.

I'm on a wireless card that has a shitty connection, bite me. Don't waste your time explaining anything, you're wasting your breath. Cool, stupid bitter Johnson has returned! Just what I wanted for Christmas. Not totally, just towards a select few who deserve it. I'm really a nice guy! Cool, stupid bitter lying Johnson has returned! Just what I wanted for Christmas.

No it's not. See, that's where you're going wrong. I say something that's correct and you think it's dumb. Therefore you suck. Then how the hell does that make any sense? *is on pins and needles* You go to a lot of effort to show that you don't care. Therefore you care. Ya dig?

I'm on a wireless card that has a shitty connection, bite me. Don't waste your time explaining anything, you're wasting your breath. Cool, stupid bitter Johnson has returned! Just what I wanted for Christmas.

No it's not. See, that's where you're going wrong. I say something that's correct and you think it's dumb. Therefore you suck.

*bites Darkness* Oooh, tastes like bubblegum. Come try!

A scotch on the rocks for CC, a restraining order for Zack and a BlueLove token for Mr. Piss.