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Edwin MacPhisto is here. He's legitimately Scottish, and eats haggis with Murmuring Beast on Sundays.

"Hey Leena" "Hey Matt Young" "You know what's great about you?" "Yes, but tell me anyway" "Your big black booty" "But I don't have a big black booty" "I WORKED YOU WITH MY MIND" "Fuck you don't look at me, look at me, I dont care" "Fap fap fap fap fap" "Fap fap fap" "Fap" ::The next day:: A clattering sound came from the roof. Footsteps. Matt Young glanced over at his bedroom window, got up, and walked over. When he came to the window it suddenly popped open. “How’s it going?” the person asked, stepping into Matt Young's bedroom. “Pretty good, yourself?” Matt Young responded, shutting the window, and glancing at the girl. “I’m fine. Why weren’t you in Physics today?” she asked, dropping a gym bag onto the floor. “I had a dentist appointment,” Matt Young replied, looking at his best friend. “You should be happy you weren’t there. Mr. Davis was a real son of a bitch.” They had been best friends since they were just three, and they were now eighteen, seniors. “That sucks,” Matt Young stated, as she, Leena, opened the gym bag and pulled out her softball uniform. “I know,” Leena said. She paused. “Do you mind?” “Not at all,” Matt Young said, turning around to face his computer. They had gone through this routine a zillion times. Every day that Leena had a softball game, she came over after school to change into her uniform. She didn’t go to her own house, because she lived a good fifteen minutes away from the school, whereas Matt Young had just a short walk. “Thank you,” Leena said to his back, as she began to change. Matt Young reached for the mouse to get on the internet, and caught a glimpse of Leena’s reflection on the screen. He found himself inexplicably transfixed by the image of her removing her shirt and standing there in only a black bra and jeans. This was his best friend of fifteen years! He didn’t have a sexual interest in her! The growing bulge in his pants told him differently. He tried to break the spell, but he just couldn’t tear his eyes away from the screen. He was seeing Leena for the first time. She was amazing, beautiful, he realized. She had long, blonde hair that fell down her shoulders with the utmost grace. Her eyes were baby blue, and her lips were pouty, inviting the sweetest kiss. The bra helped to accentuate her gorgeous breasts, which were trying to bust out of a C-cup. She was slender, with one of those amazing bodies that you see only in dreams. She slid her hand to the button on her jeans, undoing it, unzipping, and letting them fall to the floor. She had on little black panties, and he yearned for her to take those off as well. Where was this coming from? Matt had never even noticed that she was pretty before! Suddenly, he was realizing that she was the most amazing thing he had ever laid eyes on. Matt Young felt the growing sexual desire in his chest and in his pants. Leena glanced over at Matt Young. He was staring at the blank computer screen. She watched him as he quickly looked down at the keyboard. “Matt Young?” Leena called out. “Yes?” Matt Young replied, frozen in place. “You can turn around now,” she told him. So Matt Young did. Leena was standing there in her underwear. “Sarah... what?” Matt Young stuttered, embarrassed, but not turning away from Leena’s gorgeous figure. “I know what you did,” Leena told him. “I’m so sorry about that. It was an accident...” Matt Young was cut off. “You liked it,” Leena said, a statement, not a question. “Why do you say that?” Matt Young asked, innocently, trying to hide the truth. “I think it’s rather obvious,” Leena replied, looking down at him. Matt Young looked down too. He still had an enormous erection, and it was sticking straight out, aching with desire. “Oh,” was all he could manage to say. “It’s okay,” Leena reassured him, “it isn’t like we haven’t seen each other before.” “Yeah, when we were like twelve!” Matt Young said, as the memory of them as two curious kids going through puberty came to him. He still remembered their game of ‘I’ll show you mine if you show me yours’. They had never felt awkward about it, because they were best friends forever! But now the thought made his face grow hot. “I’ve had a crush on you ever since that first time I saw you naked,” Leena revealed. She felt her heart race, and let the revelation sink in with Matt Young. Matt Young was speechless. He stared at Leena’s heavenly breasts, longing to see their fullness. He opened his mouth to say something. “Shh, don’t speak,” Leena said, putting her index finger up to Matt Young’s mouth. She removed her finger, and replaced it with her mouth. They engaged in a soft, yet passionate kiss. Matt Young could feel the hunger peaking inside him, as Leena broke away from the embrace. She slowly traced her finger down his chest, over his stomach, and down to his jeans. Matt Young quivered with excitement. She slowly unbuttoned his jeans, and pulled them down with the greatest of ease. She slipped her hand through the opening of his boxers, grabbing a handful of his erection. She started to stroke it gently, causing Matt Young to moan ever so softly. She removed her hand, then smoothly pulled off his boxers, letting his throbbing member hang free. Matt Young looked down at the beautiful Leena, not believing what his eyes revealed. Leena kissed the head of his penis, then her tongue came out and teased him a bit. He shivered, overcome with emotion, while Leena licked the entire length of him. She finally closed her mouth on his penis, and began to move her head up and down, pleasuring him greatly and causing him to close his eyes. She continued to do this, prodding him with her tongue, until she could feel that he was ready to explode. She pulled up and Matt Young opened his eyes, alarmed. Had she changed her mind? “I don’t want you to cum just yet,” Leena said, reaching behind her back, and unsnapping her black bra. It slid off her breasts, to the floor. They were all that he imagined and more, and he saw that her nipples were taut with excitement. Leena slipped a hand inside her panties, and touched herself for a moment. Her eyes rolled into the back of her head and she moaned. She pulled the panties down her legs, and stepped out of them, kicking them off to the side. She was now completely naked, and Matt Young could see that she was wet and ready. “I want you to return the favor,” Leena said, tantalizing him with a look of pure naughtiness. Matt Young still didn’t say a word. He brought his face down to the flesh in between Leena’s legs, and began to go to work. Leena watched him as he licked her swollen pussy lips. She moaned once again, in ecstasy. And it had only just begun! His tongue felt great inside of her, teasing her clitoris, making her want to fuck Matt Young so badly. Leena could feel the orgasm welling up inside of her every being, moments away from climax, when she pulled Matt Young’s face away. “I want you inside me!” she screamed. Matt Young was astonished. “I’ve never made love to anyone before.” “Neither have I,” Leena told him, truthfully. She had never felt like this with any guy before, and she wanted him right now. “Fuck me.” So Matt Young threw her down onto his bed, and tore off his shirt. He got on top of her, and wildly kissed her. She returned the kisses with a great passion, as Matt Young’s penis rubbed against Leena’s clitoris. Leena couldn’t take it anymore, so she shoved Matt Young inside, causing her to cry out in pain. “Are you okay?” Matt Young didn’t move, concerned. “I’m fine. Keep going,” Leena said, forgetting about the pain, and concentrating on the great feel of Matt Young inside her. Matt Young began to pump in and out, causing Leena to moan and say his name. He felt amazing and ached to go as fast as possible to get to the icing in the middle. But he took it slow, realizing that the true joy of sex was in the act not the climax. Leena enjoyed the pace, but after ten minutes of slow, rhythmic pumping, she told him to go faster. Matt Young was burning to explode at this time, so he thrust at her like some wild animal, while Leena sounded like one. She felt the instinctive animal desire inside her take over, and started to scream as they made the bed crash up against the wall. They both once again felt on the edge of an earth-shattering conclusion, but this time Leena had no intentions of stopping. She continued to go at it, until she exploded at the exact time Matt Young did. The could feel each other’s juices flowing over one another. They just laid there, as one, for a moment, catching their breath. They had made love. “I love you,” Leena said, truthfully, looking deep into Matt Young’s green eyes. “I love you, too,” Matt Young said, also truthfully. Leena looked over at the clock on Matt Young’s bedside table. “Damn, I’m late for my softball game.” She smiled.

SHIT ALFS IN MY HOUSE!. HE'S IN THE KITCHEN! ::bang:: I shot him.

There! Oh wait, that's a koala. SHIT THERES A KOALA IN MY HOUSE SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

I smell a sitcom!

C Dubya 04 and Carnival are still here.

Wound as in stabby stabby or like wound up?

I'll contribute to that fund before any "save TSM" funds. Surely it's the same thing.

WJM is cool (and I am geographically possibly the closest person to her on the board) but those are hella soft focus pictures on her page. She needs to celebrate herself.

C Dubya 04 and Rob Anybody welcome to the thread! We have biscuits and pictures. What more can you ask for? Nothing, says I. De nada. C Dubya 04 and Rob Anybody should strike up a friendship based on the fact I saw theme here at the same time. It'd be like Sliding Doors.

$2000 = £1143.31. I can afford that.

Man, whatever happened to her? And Sweet N Sexy Diva. The only girls who post now are Leena, NY Fox and CC. Even WJM is off somewhere else.

I've just sent out a myspace bulletin for the picture of me in a pink bikini. I'm hotter than all the ladies here.

NY Untouchable. It's a joke. I get jokes. I think he's one of those darn sporty types. Crazy mofo. Get a tv and sit down.

I still think it's a damn good gimmick that'll get over.

Carnival and Malibu have left. Leena has returned. There's also an anonymous user. CWM?

LME is here for the first time (that I've seen). I've never noticed LME before. (s)He needs to post more often. I want my LME.

'Sup Leena? Lushus says hi.

'Sup Lushus?

It's actually pronounced "n l five by s k one" ... niskie is a recent bastardization of the actual, long-standing pronounciation. And the panda was just asking for it by being dressed that way. Yeah, I'm a traditionalist. But I don't rape pandas. They never say no...

People thought I was subby. They thought we both were Banders. No, they though you were benders.

I'M THE ONLY PERSON IN MY THREAD!

If it's one of my Penguins, too late because I've just eaten the seventh. nl5xsk1 is in the thread so that I discuss him. Interesting fact, I mostly read his name as "n l five by s k one" instaead of niskie. He raped a panda. Fact.

It's almost as if he doesn't give a fuck about trying to impress you.

Yeah