k thx

I'd pay $2000 to get rid of Leena.

Czech learned something.

Good luck. The Metal Maniac and Ortonsault are still here. I don't know what they expect. Porn?

Q Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party? A. Because he was a party pooper. Why an elephant? Do you know Malibu? I would assume because elephants have gargantuan fecal lumps. An elephant shitting on my carpet would be a hell of a lot worse than say, a kitten. Not if you're Dangerous A. Murmuring Beast, teach Malibu how to play guitar. Shit, I missed the end of Masterchef.

I'm working on a cover of Shimmy Shimmy Ya. What do you do in the band?

My hair is growing intto a mullet fauxhawk. I may keep it to be down with the kids.

6 PENGUINS DEVOURED BY THE MINISTRY. I feel sick. I might leave the rest till later.

Q Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party? A. Because he was a party pooper. Why an elephant? Do you know Malibu?

I bought a multipcak of 9 Penguins (the biscuits) on the way back from the gym. I'm eating my 5th one at the moment while watching Masterchef. EDIT: Do Americans have Penguins? They're two chocolate biscuits with chocolate gunk in the middle and covered in chocolate. And they have jokes on them.

Murmuring Beast has returned. England game was good in the end last night. Scotland, not so much.

Ortonsault and The Metal Maniac are both browsing as well. Ortonsault is in fact a gimmick tribute to JudasSault who disappeared a few years back in mysterious circumstances. The Metal Maniac can breakdance. Not very well, but enough to get kids in the hood to trust him.

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY TOPIC?! The Coat Is My Father is here. Maybe he knows. EvanderHolyfieldsMissingEar is also here. AS TEH GHOST!

I shall return to this thread tomorrow.

KingPK has returned with Leena.

KingPK has gone to get a cocoa.

KingPK is cold. Get him a blanket.

Yes it did.

**BREAKING NEWS** EvanderHolyfieldsMissingEar was killed by the Kings forces today. Bastard.

EvanderHolyfieldsMissingEar is wanted for crimes against the state in 909. He was summoned before the King on Tuesday but escaped like James Bond and shit. The hunt continues.

Yeah, you were posting less.

exactly

Kingofthe909 is here. The citizens of 909 are planning civil war. SavageRulz will lead the rebel forces to try and take the King's castle. THIS MUST NOT HAPPEN.

BTW, to answer the thread title, it's blatantly me.

YOU'RE falling apart. How are Scotland doing?