The Ill One

Talk about abuse of power Mark. (Nah, you know you're my hero *rubs brown spot off nose). Seriously though that's a real nice card and even though with short time I hope we can all just make the absolute best of it. I dunno though, I think the black and white stripes might make me look fat. But I have new stats up for Maddix and Clark to have at it, should I be writing a match or not?

Sorry had to make new post. -- Smarks Board Name: InsanityMan Wrestlers Name: Insane Luchador (real name Andrew Rickmen) Height: 6’1” Weight: 201 Hometown: Easton, Pennsylvania Age: 23 Face/Heel: Underdog face, he’s still psycho but a lot more lovable and old school face. Stable: N/A Ring Escort: N/A Weapon(s): Anything and everything. Tables, chairs, and an old chain are his absolute favorite. He gets very creative with weapons. He may store under the ring a set of brass knuckles with spikes at the end of each knuckle- sell it if you use it. Quote: Looks: Has an uncanny resemblance to Stephen Lynch. His hair is rather long sloppily spiked black, now with random streaks of a green. Has a long sleeved black solid shirt with sleeves going past their hands. Sometimes he’ll throw on a baggy solid black sweatshirt or a grunge/hard rock/punk band shirt on. Baggy khaki cargoes, but not obscene, black Orisis skate shoes. He’s intimidating with wild multicolored eyes (mostly green but with streaks of yellow, brown, and blue). Very wiry but has some noticeable muscle. Ring Entrance: “The Gauntlet” kicks up and from extremely close sides black with red, green, and white pyro explodes. On special occasions graffiti will shower the fans but Insane Luchador walks out right as the first verse begins (“Well I had just got back from a break from the fight, I was weighing in heavy but still feeling alright”) and then he throws his arms into the air to milk the cheers. Finally he sprints down, slapping hands, and diving into the ring from the bottom rope. He rolls then up if opponents there he’ll usually smack them with a surprise hook otherwise he’ll climb the turnbuckle and throw up his arms again. Stats: ¯¯¯¯¯ Strength: 3 (Not nearly as strong as he used to be, has taken a liking to speed again. Strikes and submissions still hurt like hell, though). Speed: 6 (Rather speedy, again) Vitality: 7 (He falls down, it’s just damn near impossible to keep him down for the pin). Charisma: 4 (Gets the chant, gets the pop, gets the face heat unless it’s against somebody really more over). Style: Suicidal high flying, masochist with brawling. (Think just brutally bashing a head in type brawling, any chance to inflict more pain, he does). Signature moves: Suicidal Bulldog- this is like a finisher, he’ll make a leap from anywhere to everywhere to hit this bulldog. Get creative with it and nothing is too extreme for IL. Rolling DDT- usually three to four (DDT, pull up retaining hold, drop down, repeat) preferably with violent swinging with the headlock locked in. Rapid punch and kicking brawling strikes until the opponent falls down- then he continues the brawl on the mat or head scissors. 450* Splash Leg Drop Hurricarana Brainbuster- to lighter opponents, though he may bust it out on the heavier side (but not on super heavyweights) Crossbody from top rope- one that makes Ricky Steamboat proud. Planchas Moonsault Common moves: Super kick (not busted out quite enough to be a signature) Frog Splash Right hooks until you drop Hip toss Simple submissions (knows move from experience but not an expert) Snap Suplex Monkey flip Clothesline (check your teeth afterwards, one of his few power moves) Elbow drop DDT variations Drop toehold Release German Suplex (on lighter or opponents he hates) All the simple springboards and top rope moves- it’s hard NOT to of mastered them all if you’ve been in it long as IL has. Rare moves: Piledriver Shining Wizard Dragon Sleeper Hardcore moves: Leap of Faith- Balcony Sault, climbs up balcony opponent below or a bit outward from him (usually on table unless IL is committing suicide or something) and through a table. True Insanity- This is the masochist side of IL… place opponent on table, scale turnbuckle with folded chair leap off with a suicide dive but he clings the chair onto his chest and hits the opponent in the chest with the chair and causing them to smash through the table. Masochist Sandwich- two chairs on a lying down opponent, one on top of head and one underneath leg drop onto top chair. Yeah, pain. Finishers: Brink of Insanity- Lock in the full nelson on opponent, force foe towards turnbuckle, IL hops onto the top rope and delivers a full nelson bulldog. Evenflow DDT- Usually a very short pause to rally the fans up, it’s hard but not impossible to escape. Notes: Now face, somewhat the underdog, he does a lot of spots to get crowd reaction but he’s still an absolute psycho masochist. Bleeds like a first timer too. PM if you need any more details or whatever. Oh, he’s also fucking insane and hardcore… don’t think anything is “too far.” Is more “fun” now while giving interviews but in exchange more brutal in the ring.

Ooohhh come on WC, who was I fooling? Not even myself... I thought the self-banning would make for the best "surprise" come-back, but I almost fucked myself over... heh.

Tom you just confused me and I don't even have a match to be marked. Aaannnyywwaaayyyy good luck to all and that is the Greatest Elmination Match Ever. Edit: Considering I don't have to write that match.

Christ, I am so glad I decided to return for the next show.