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King of the Mountain II Jeff Hardy © vs. Jeff Jarrett vs. Monty Brown vs. AJ Styles vs. Ron Killings vs. Kid Kash. That's what I could see happening for TNA Victory Road.

JARRETT VS. HARDY – THE TITLE MATCH DRAWS NEAR! The NWA World Heavyweight Championship showdown between “King of the Mountain” Jeff Jarrett and the superstar enigma Jeff Hardy is drawing near, and this Wednesday live on Pay-Per-View the championship committee of Harley Race, Terry Funk and Larry Zbyszko will make the official announcement of the date for the title bout! Jeff Jarrett and Jeff Hardy will both be in attendance at the Pay-Per-View, and neither one wants to wait until the match to get at each other! 20 SUPERSTAR INTERNATIONAL X DIVISION GAUNTLET FOR THE X CHAMPIONSHIP Director of Authority Vince Russo dropped a bombshell on X Co-Champions Michael Shane and Kazarian this past week – if they think they’re going to co-exist as co-champions, they’re sadly mistaken. As a result, Russo has set up a 20 Superstar International X Division Gauntlet Match for the gold, and the bad news for Shane and Kazarian is that one co-champion will enter first while the other enters last, making it near-impossible for Shane and Kazarian to overcome the odds! Also going for the gold in the match will be AJ Styles, Kid Kash, Sonjay Dutt, Amazing Red, Jerry Lynn, Japan’s Nosawa and Miyamoto, Canada’s Petey Williams, Mexico’s Psychosis and UK star Nigel McGuinness along with more high-flying X superstars! BEST OF THREE SERIES FOR THE #1 TAG TEAM TITLE AMERICA’S MOST WANTED VS. TRIPLE X Throughout the history of TNA, no other tag teams have been more successful than America’s Most Wanted and Triple X, who engaged in a series of battles in 2003 for the NWA World Tag Team Title. Now, the self-proclaimed greatest tag teams in TNA will renew their rivalry, this time in a Best Of Three series to determine the number one contenders to the Tag Team Title currently held by The Naturals. This Wednesday night on pay-Per-View, AMW and Triple X will compete in the first bout of this highly-anticipated series! FOR A FUTURE SHOT AT THE NWA WORLD TAG TEAM TITLE 3LIVE KRU VS. TEAM CANADA w/ Coach D’Amore In another tag team bout made by Director of Authority Vince Russo, this Wednesday live on Pay-Per-View members of 3Live Kru will face members of Team Canada for a future shot the tag team title! The tag team scene in TNA is heating up, and Russo is determined to establish power rankings before the division breaks out in chaos. This Wednesday live on PPV, the 3Live Kru and Team Canada get an opportunity to earn a future shot at the tag team gold! CONTRACT VS, MONEY MATCH ALEX SHELLEY w/ Goldylocks VS. DESIRE’S MYSTERY OPPONENT After getting beat by Abyss this past Wednesday, Sonny Siaki’s career is officially owned by Goldylocks, as her army of servants continues to grow. Siaki now joins Sharkboy and D-Ray as Goldy’s latest additions. However, this Wednesday night live on Pay-Per-View, Siaki’s love interest Desire will attempt to win her man back when she puts up a Mystery Opponent against Alex Shelley in a “Contract vs. Money” match! Can Desire get Siaki back and take Goldy’s money? Or, will Goldy add another TNA superstar to her legion? Tune in and find out! FINAL GUTCHECK CHALLENGE DAVID YOUNG VS. GLENN GILBERTI Poor David Young – all he ever wanted to do was be a TNA Wrestling Superstar, but now he finds himself unemployed as the first victim of the “Gutcheck List”. However, Young isn’t leaving until he gets one last shot at Glenn Gilberti, and he’ll get it this Wednesday on Pay-Per-View! Can David Young finally get some revenge on the superstar that he claims derailed his career with bad advice? Or, will this “Final Gutcheck Challenge” be David Young’s last match in TNA? Tune in and find out!

I NEVER want to see WWE Starrcade... It seems so wrong for them to use that name. It would be like if WCW won the war, bought WWF, and then had a show called WCW WrestleMania.

THE RETURN OF THE ULTIMATE X MATCH! The Phenomenal AJ Styles vs. Michael Shane vs. Kazarian One of the most innovative matches in wrestling history returns this Wednesday night live on Pay-Per-View as AJ Styles defends the X gold against Michael Shane and Kazarian in the daredevil high-wire Ultimate X Match! Two steel cables – crossing high above the ring to form a giant X – are connected to four giant steel structures. Hanging above the ring will be the X Title and the first TNA superstar that can climb the Ultimate X and pull down the gold will walk out the champion! In an effort to prove the dominant force in the X division – Styles or Shane and Kazarian – TNA officials will try to settle this feud with the most death-defying match in wrestling! Can The Phenomenal One somehow find a way to once again overcome the odds in his first Ultimate X Match? Or, will Shane and Kazarian truly own the X Division and the X Championship? NUMBER ONE CONTENDER’S MATCH Jeff Hardy vs. The Alpha Male Jeff Hardy sent shockwaves through the wrestling world on Wednesday night when he signed a contract to officially join the TNA roster. The superstar didn’t want big money or rock star treatment – his one and only demand was much different….a shot at the NWA World Heavyweight Title. True to his word, The American Dream Dusty Rhodes gave it to him, but neither Jeff Jarrett or The Alpha Male agreed with the decision. Jarrett says Dusty didn’t have the authority, while The Alpha Male refuses to let anyone get in his way of getting the gold. Now, TNA officials have signed a number one contender’s match between Jeff Hardy and The Alpha Male this Wednesday night on Pay-Per-View! Can Hardy find a way to overcome “The Pounce”? Tune in and find out! NWA WORLD TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH Champions The Naturals vs. XXX Fresh off their win over America’s Most Wanted in the Six Sides of Steel, NWA World Tag Team Champions The Naturals won’t get any rest when they defend the gold against XXX this Wednesday night live on Pay-Per-View! Daniels and Skipper earned the shot by beating Team Mexico, and are hell-bent on once again dominating the tag team division. On the other hand, The Naturals proved beyond a shadow of a doubt their title reign is for real when they won the cage match, and Stevens and Douglas will be looking to take their game to a whole new level this Wednesday against XXX live on Pay-Per-View! AMERICA’S MOST WANTED vs. TEAM CANADA w/ Coach D’Amore Within reach of reclaiming the tag team gold in the steel cage, America’s Most Wanted were denied another title reign by Team Canada and Coach D’Amore, who eliminated Chris Harris from the bout after attacking him like a pack of wolves. As a result, AMW are out for revenge – and have Team Canada in their crosshairs. This Wednesday night live on Pay-Per-View, AMW will have their chance to face Team Canada in tag team action. With a possible title shot for one of these teams as the prize, both sides will be looking to dominate. The question is, can Chris Harris and James Storm keep their eyes on the prize or will their rage lead them to an all-out war with D’Amore and his troops? WILL RAVEN AND SABU FINALLY COLLIDE? Raven made his shocking return to TNA on Wednesday night, costing Sabu his match against Abyss when Raven pushed his former friend off the top balcony and sent him crashing to the arena floor. In a final horrific act, Raven stood above the injured Sabu – screaming at the Homicidal, Genocidal, Suicidal superstar to fight him! Now, will Raven and Sabu finally collide this Wednesday night? Or, will their violent war continue to go beyond the TNA ring? Tune in and find out! HE MONEY VS. THE CONTRACTS Abyss and Alex Shelley w/ Goldylocks vs. D-Ray 3000 and Sharkboy D-Ray 3000 is be one of the most popular and entertaining superstars in TNA, but he may not be the smartest for accepting Goldylocks challenge. In a “Money vs. Contracts” match this Wednesday night, Abyss and Alex Shelley will take on D-Ray 3000 and Sharkboy with two important stipulations. If Abyss and Shelley win, D-Ray, Sharkie and their contracts will belong to Goldylocks. But if D-Ray and Sharkboy pull off the win, they’ll be TNA’s unlikeliest millionaires – and Goldy will be flat broke! DAVID YOUNG vs. REFEREE MIKE POSEY Quickly approaching his 100th loss without a win, David Young needs a victory or else he’ll be the first victim of the Gut Check List and kicked out of TNA. He didn’t exactly shows any signs of hope this past Wednesday when he was beat by TNA referee Mike Posey in a six man match. As a result, Young made a promise to Director of Authority Vince Russo and TNA – if he can’t beat referee Posey in a match this Wednesday night, he’ll pack his bags and leave TNA for good! Can David Young FINALLY win a match (albeit against a referee)? Or, will Posey be the one to boot Young from TNA? Tune in for what could possibly be David Young’s last match! ALL THIS AND MORE THIS WEDNESDAY LIVE ON PAY-PER-VIEW!

SIX SIDES OF STEEL FOR THE NWA WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING’S FIRST EVER SIX SIDED STEEL CAGE MATCH! CHAMPIONS THE NATURALS VS. AMERICA’S MOST WANTED TNA will unveil yet another innovation this Wednesday night live on TNA Pay-Per-View, as for the first time in wrestling history a bout will take place inside a six-sided steel cage! NWA World Tag Team Champions The Naturals will defend the gold against former titleholders – and hated enemies – America’s Most Wanted! A little over one year ago, America’s Most Wanted made history by winning back the NWA World Tag Team Title against Triple X in TNA’s first steel cage bout…also a 2003 Match of The Year contender! Can Chris Harris and James Storm make history against this Wednesday night on Pay-Per-View in the debut of the Six Sided Steel Cage? Tune in and find out! JEFF HARDY RETURNS TO TNA – WILL HE ANSWER DUSTY? This past Wednesday night, we learned that Jeff Hardy would return to The Asylum this Wednesday night in person to answer the offer of TNA and “The American Dream” Dusty Rhodes! What was the offer, and what does Jeff Hardy’s future hold in wrestling and TNA? Tune in this Wednesday night to see Jeff Hardy return to TNA as we hope to answer these questions and much more! THE PHENOMENAL AJ STYLES AND JERRY LYNN VS. MICHAEL SHANE AND KAZARIAN w/ Traci There’s a big question concerning this tag team match – what is the status of AJ Styles’ knee injury, and will he be able to compete this Wednesday night? The Phenomenal One showed guts by competing with the injury against Kazarian, but will he be able to do the same this Wednesday night as he joins fellow X pioneer Jerry Lynn to take on both Shane and Kazarian? The cocky team of Kazarian and Shane has already earned title shots against Styles. The question is, what lengths will they go to further damage the X Champion before they meet for the gold? NO DISQUALIFICATION MATCH SABU VS. THE MONSTER ABYSS w/ Goldylocks This past Wednesday, the monster Abyss nearly annihilated the Homicidal, Genocidal, Suicidal superstar Sabu after hitting him with his “Shock Treatment” backbreaker and powerbombing him through a table. As a result of the chaos, TNA officials have signed Sabu and Abyss to meet this Wednesday night in a No Disqualification Match, meaning anything goes! Will Raven take this opportunity to continue stalking his former friend Sabu? Or, will the mind games continue for Sabu? AN INTERVIEW WITH THE SUSPENDED KID KASH Prior to his recent scheduled X Championship Match again AJ Styles, Kid Kash was suspended by TNA officials for reasons yet unknown. “No comment” has been the term of choice among TNA management concerning Kash, but this Wednesday night, the suspended superstar will get the opportunity to tell his side of the story. Why did TNA suspend Kash, when will he be back and what does he have to say about the ongoing situation? According to sources, TNA management will be closely monitoring the interview – which is scheduled to be taped just hours prior to Wednesday’s live broadcast. Can “The Professor” Mike Tenay get to the bottom of the story in this sit-down exclusive? Tune in and find out! NUMBER ONE CONTENDER MATCH FOR THE NWA TAG TEAM TITLE TRIPLE X (DANIELS AND SKIPPER) VS. TEAM MEXICO’S MR. AGUILA AND ABISMO NEGRO The superstars of the X Division will be in action this Wednesday night as the legendary Triple X team of Daniels and Skipper face Team Mexico’s Aguila and Abismo Negro for the number one contender status to the tag team gold in TNA! Can Daniels and Skipper make good on their mission to once again challenge for the tag team gold? They’ll get their shot against the World X Cup dominant Team Mexico this Wednesday night live on Pay-Per-View! SICILIAN STREET FIGHT “IRISH” PAT KENNEY VS. BIG VITO w/ Trinity Big Vito recently debuted in TNA with a vengeance, attempting to straighten out the New York Connection of Glenn Gilberti and Johnny Swinger for “the family back home”. Making an example, Vito brutally attacked “Irish” Pat Kenney this past Wednesday on Pay-Per-View – leading to two brawls during the show between both superstars! As a result, TNA officials have signed Vito and Kenney to face off this Wednesday night live on Pay-Per-View in a Sicilian Street Fight! SHARK BOY, D-RAY 3000 AND REFEREE MIKE POSEY VS. THE NEW YORK CONNECTION AND DAVID YOUNG If the New York Connection of Gilberti and Swinger know what’s good for them, they’ll heed Big Vito’s advice and take down Shark Boy, D-Ray 3000 and referee Mike Posey this Wednesday night on Pay-Per-View. Otherwise, according to Vito, there will be “consequences”. On the other hand, Sharkboy, D-Ray 3000 and Mike Posey have become huge fan favorites in TNA, and look to once again humiliate the NYC any way they can this Wednesday night! ALL THIS AND MORE THIS WEDNESDAY LIVE ON PAY-PER-VIEW!

Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if the 3LK DVD is almost all Truth, with some token James and Konnan matches.

I like iMPACT because it gives me wrestling... sure, it gives me endless commercials and too much Jeff Jarrett, but I watch iMPACT for the wrestling. I do think they need bigger names on it... I mean, why were The Naturals, the Elite Guard, AJ, D'Lo, and Team Canada ALL wrestling Dark Matches this week?

Thanks man... I knew that if I wanted to post the preview again, I had to add the cool TNA pics. Anyway, my thoughts on the card are this: The Six Sided Cage is going to fucking rock... It's like the Dudz and the Hardyz... except 10 times better with an awesome cage around it. Seriously though, I'm getting into The Naturals and it'll be a shame to see AMW win... A-GAIN. Match will still kick ass. Sign the damn contract already Jeff... Lynn/Styles vs. Kazarian/Shane will be damn good. I don't know about anyone else, but I'm liking Kazarian and Shane as a team. Once Kash comes back, why not give them a run at AMW? Sabu and Abyss = Trainwreck... but it'll be entertaining nonetheless... I worry about the growing Abyss/Shelley fued. Kash = The Fucking Man... Speak out loud and fucking clear. XXX vs. Mexico... didn't we see this in one of the X-Cups? Could have sworn we did. I like Kenney... I think Vito is overlooked... but LET THIS FUED DIE~! The 6 Man... uh, we'll move on... Overall, it'll be a good show I hope. And look, not one mention of Jeffy Jeff... which means more foreshadowing to his fued with Monty Brown that nobody wants.

Oh.. Sorry for the trouble everyone... Thanks Lucha.

Yeah, Raven is the best guy in wrestling when it comes to making insults and threats, and I need some inspiration for an efed... So yeah, a little help? I checked his website and they don't have any of his TNA stuff...

umm... yeah, sorry Scroby...

Understood... I'll remember that next time I start the preview thread...

GAUNTLET MATCH FOR THE NWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE UFC LEGEND KEN SHAMROCK AND THE 3LIVE KRU VS. “KING OF THE MOUNTAIN” JEFF JARRETT AND HIS ELITE GUARD The World’s Most Dangerous Man and UFC legend Ken Shamrock makes his in-ring wrestling return to TNA this Wednesday night as he fights for the NWA World Heavyweight Title! It will be a Gauntlet Rules match as Jeff Jarrett puts his gold on the line as he joins his Elite Guard to face Ken Shamrock and the 3Live Kru! Will the “King of the Mountain” Jeff Jarrett find a way to retain his title? Will The Truth make it a third championship reign? Can Shamrock repeat his 2002 NWA World Title Gauntlet Match win? Tune in and find out! NWA WORLD TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH CHAMPIONS AMERICA’S MOST WANTED VS. THE NATURALS The Naturals – Chase Stevens and Andy Douglas – pulled off what many called an upset last Wednesday when they beat America’s Most Wanted in a non-title match. Did Chris Harris and James Storm overlook the arrogant – but gifted – Naturals? As a result of the win, Steven and Douglas have earned a NWA World Tag Team Title shot this Wednesday night, July 7 on Pay-Per-View! Can The Naturals beat AMW again on PPV – this time for the gold? Or, will America’s Most Wanted regain their tag team dominance? Tune in Wednesday night to watch! WILL JEFF HARDY RESPOND TO RUSSO AND DUSTY? On Friday’s Impact, we got an update on the Jeff Hardy/TNA situation as Director of Authority Vince Russo made a public statement to Hardy. Russo asked the superstar for the opportunity to deliver a document via The American Dream Dusty Rhodes. According to Dusty, he’s going to personally deliver the message to Hardy. Now, the question is – will Jeff Hardy respond to Russo and Dusty this Wednesday night? Does Hardy have a career in TNA? Tune in and find out! X DIVISION TAG TEAM TORNADO MATCH Many of the top daredevil X division superstars will be in action this Wednesday night live on Pay-Per-View in a Tag Team Tornado Match! Taking part in the bout will be the high-flying teams of Chris Sabin and The Amazing Red plus members of Team Japan and Team Canada! The international X style will be in force this Wednesday night on Pay-Per-View. Under Tornado Rules, the match will be a triple threat bout throughout between all the teams involved! THERE MUST BE A WINNER! D’LO BROWN VS. THE ALPHA MALE It took the NWA security staff to separate D’Lo Brown and The Alpha Male last Wednesday after their match was ruled a no-contest. In reality, it was an out of control brawl as two top contenders to the NWA World Heavyweight Title clashed for ranking. As a result, TNA officials have signed both superstars to a return bout this Wednesday night, and this time there must be a clear-cut winner. Can D’Lo overcome the near-unstoppable Alpha Male, or will the intense newcomer “Pounce” into the World Title picture? SHARKBOY AND D-RAY 3000 VS. MICHAEL SHANE AND KAZARIAN w/ Traci Two of the most popular superstars in TNA – Sharkboy and D-Ray 3000 – bring their odd combination to Pay-Per-View this Wednesday night to take on two of the X Division’s best in Michael Shane and Kazarian! Will the newfound alliance of Kazarian and Shane find success, or will they “Fear The Fro” and fall to D-Ray and Sharkie? Is the ring big enough for Kazarian and Shane’s egos to co-exist? Tune in and find out! SONNY SIAKI AND DESIRE VS. BIG VITO AND TRINITY It will be a mixed tag team match this Wednesday night on Pay-Per-View as Sonny Siaki and the lovely Desire face off against New York Connection members Big Vito and Trinity! After further humiliating the NYC’s Gilberti and Swinger, can Siaki and Desire do the same to Vito and Trinity? Will the two TNA Knockouts finally settle their longstanding and vicious feud? Find out Wednesday night live on Pay-Per-View!

AJ Styles is still probably recovering from the death of his brother...

Has anyone else noticed that this is one of the longest running rivalries in TNA? First, we had Abyss as Kid Kash's monster, and he debuted by attacking Watts during the Kash/Watts fued. Secondly, he joined Jeff Jarrett's army and was the main muscle in thier fued with... Erik Watts. And now, Abyss is with Goldylocks as she fueds with Mr. Watts in TNA's Worst Current Angle. WHEN WILL THIS EPIC FUED END~!?!

THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE DECISION: JEFF JARRETT OR THE TRUTH? WHO WILL RUSSO CHOOSE? Controversy erupted last Wednesday night on Pay-Per-View during the Jarrett vs. Truth World Title match when the 3LK member used a guitar – one that Jarrett brought into the ring – to win the World Title! Following the bout, Director Of Authority Vince Russo had a tough decision to make: Recognize Truth as the new World Champion, or disqualify Truth and give the gold back to Jarrett! According to Russo, we’ll hear his decision this Wednesday night live on Pay-Per-View! AN UPDATE ON JEFF HARDY AND TNA Jeff Hardy shocked the wrestling world on Wednesday, returning to the sport to face AJ Styles for the X Division Title. But the bout was marred by interference, as Kid Kash and Dallas ruined what could have been an X classic! Disgusted with the outcome, Hardy left the ring and walked out of the arena! This Wednesday night live on Pay-Per-View, we hope to have an update on Jeff Hardy and his future in wrestling! X CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH CHAMPION AJ STYLES VS. KID KASH Last Wednesday night, Kid Kash ruined what could have been an X classic when AJ Styles faced Jeff Hardy. After interfering in the match and attacking both Styles and Hardy, the K-I-D nearly succeeded in injuring the X Champion. Now, Kash is ready and focused on this Wednesday night as he takes on Styles for the gold! Can Kash back up his big mouth with an X Title win? Or, will The Phenomenal One remain tops in the X Division? Tune in and find out as two X Division pioneers meet again for the gold! GRUDGE MATCH NWA WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS AMERICA’S MOST WANTED VS. THE NATURALS Determined to make an instant impact in the TNA tag team ranks, The Naturals – Chase Stevens and Andy Douglas – have gone after the biggest dogs in the yard…America’s Most Wanted. After several sneak attacks, The Naturals have managed to enrage Chris Harris and James Storm – and now they want payback. This Wednesday night, two of TNA’s top teams will meet in a Grudge Match to finally settle their differences. One way or another, we’ll find out if The Naturals made a mistake in going after the champs! THE ALPHA MALE VS. D’LO BROWN Following his recent return to TNA, D’Lo Brown announced his one and only focus was climbing the ladder back to the World Heavyweight Title. However, one superstar took exception to that statement - the Alpha Male! During an interview last Wednesday night, The Alpha Male brutally attacked D’Lo, saying he would have to first get past him to get to the gold. As a result, TNA officials have signed the bout between D’Lo and The Alpha Male for this Wednesday night live on Pay-Per-View! SABU AND SONJAY DUTT VS. TEAM CANADA The Genocidal, Suicidal, Homicidal superstar Sabu will once gain team with the “Original Playa From The Himalaya” Sonjay Dutt this Wednesday night to take on the talented athletes of Team Canada! Can Sabu and Dutt keep their focus on Team Canada with the ongoing situation involving Raven? Can coach Scott D’Amore’s team continue to impress and rise up the Tag Team Title ranks? Tune in and find out! DOUBLE OR NOTHING HUMILIATION MATCH PAT KENNEY & SONNY SIAKI VS. THE NYC Gilberti and Swinger have an opportunity to end their ongoing humiliation this Wednesday night live on Pay-Per-View, IF they can beat Siaki and Kenney! But, if The NYC drops the match, it will be an additional month of humiliation for Gilberti and Swinger! Can Gilberti and Swinger earn back their respect? Tune in and find out! CONTRACT OR THE MONEY ERIK WATTS VS. ABYSS w/ Goldylocks In recent weeks, Goldylocks has had a briefcase containing Erik Watts’ savings handcuffed to her wrist. Time and time again, Watts has attempted to reclaim his money, but the monster Abyss always stands in his way. That is until Goldylocks made Watts an offer – a contract vs. cash match! If Watts can beat Abyss this Wednesday night, he gets his savings back. But if he loses, Goldylocks owns Watts’ TNA contract! ALL THIS AND MUCH MORE THIS WEDNESDAY NIGHT!

I was thinking about that as well... Regardless, the graphics for JH are way too good looking for them to be done so last-minutey. And Kash was walking a bit too well for someone with a broken fibula. So, I'm thinking TNA might have played the net AGAIN...

Actually, what I think he meant was that with his book coming out, attention is back on Clinton. But, rather than talking about his works as the President, or the rest of his life, all the media recollection is about his affair.

Oh crap... RESTHOLDS!

Should I be worried that I find the thought of her taking a Foley-ish chairshot from Trish somewhat arousing? Nah... It's perfectly healthy... I've been waiting for Victoria and Trish to go out and do some bladejobs on each other for 2 years now... Well, now that Alexis is coming up, maybe she will do the blades.

The father of the baby will be the driver of the Hummer. Who just so happened to be the one who was controlling the briefcase for the McMahons... And he happened to run G-TV on the side as well.

Many thoughts on Alexis Laree, who is my favorite female wrestler EVER... One: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE NAME ALEXIS LAREE?!? HELL, MAYBE SOME TNA MARKS LIKE ME REMEMBER HER AS THE INSANE SPOTSTER THAT WAS IN A FUCKING CLOCKWORK ORANGE HOUSE OF FUN MATCH... Tina is one of the most unmarketable names in the history of unmarketable names. (It's also the name of my step-mom, so take that as you will) Two: Keep Her Away From Lita Come on WWE... The coolest thing they could do with her is stick her in Evolution (something that I've been campaigning for the group... Why don't they have the Evolution of Female Wrestling yet... maybe they're saving that for the joshi girl) However, having her with Lita would kill her immediately... Three: Alexis Laree vs. Victoria vs. Jazz vs. Trish Stratus... Hardcore Match... *drools* (yeah, I'm a mark for Alexis... I use her as a base in a fed I'm in... oh, and if you want some other good pics of her, I've got a decent amount between here and my mom's CPU)

ACTUALLY... I just checked the listings for Comcast Sportsnet Mid-Atlantic... Not only will the show be on at 4AM tommorow morning... BUT, IT'LL BE ON (again) TOMORROW NIGHT AT MIDNIGHT!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! (looks like Da Meltz had his timeslots mixed up)

I hate to be against the grain... but I didn't like the match. It seemed entirely too slow for those two. Awesome spots couldn't save the pace...

WWE-World Heavyweight Championship Match: Chris Benoit © vs. Kane Predicted Winner: Chris Benoit Desired Winner: Chris Benoit Predicted Match Rating: ***. I think these two will mesh decently enough... Benoit won't have to carry AS much as poor Jericho, thus, the increase in snowflakes Hell In A Cell Match: Shawn Michaels vs. Triple H Predicted Winner: Triple H Desired Winner: Triple H Predicted Match Rating: ****1/4. It's HHH... HBK... HIAC... DUH! WWE-Intercontinental Championship Match: Randy Orton © vs. Shelton Benjamin Predicted Winner: Randy Orton Desired Winner: Randy Orton Predicted Match Rating: **3/4. Is it just me, or does Shelton not seem as over as he should... Wait, weren't we saying the same things about young Randy about this time a year ago? WWE-Tag Team Championship Match: La Resistance © vs. Chris Benoit & Edge Predicted Winners: La Resistance Desired Winners: La Resistance Predicted Match Rating: ***. Sylvian is the only one here with MUCHO SUCK FACTOR, and the awesomeness of Benoit and Conway should overcome that. WWE-Womens Championship Match: Victoria © vs. Gail Kim vs. Lita vs. Trish Stratus Predicted Winner: Lita Desired Winner: Gail Kim Predicted Match Rating: DUD-*1/2. This will be a clusterfuck in all ways... if Leets wins, then it's a DUD. If Viccy wins, it's a near-dud. If Trish or Gail wins, I'll up the snowflakes. Chris Jericho vs. Tyson Tomko Predicted Winner: Tyson Tomko Desired Winner: Chris Jericho PRedicted Match RatinG: *-*1/2. YIKES! This just LOOKS to be a disaster... why did they release Sean O'Haire again? Eugene vs. Jonathon Coachman Predicted Winner: Eugene Desired Winner: Eugene Predicted Match Rating: *. We expected a comedy match at Backlash and got a wrestling match. This seems to be even MORE of a comedy match... watch them chain wrestle like Kurt and Chris to spite the IWC.