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Funny, thats pretty much the same reason why people liked him more as a teenager because he wasnt as well grounded....me...I can go either way.

Damm you know I would love to see a Spider-Man/Teen Titans Crossover just for the off chance that this fight would happen. Of corse if that were the case then Spidy would obvioulsy win. I really dont know who I would pick though.

You mean Junior Hosses, right? There is no way in hell the WWE would put cruiserweights into that match. ...unless they boldly lied about it. They have six Jobberweights....err...Crusierweights look like there 7 or 8 feet tall by having them squash midgets for a month

Im all for it. Its about time Eddie had another opponent which actually has some credability unlike JBL or The Bashams who hes been wrestling non stop on Smackdown lately.

The Dudley Boyz vs. Charlie Hass/Rico (WWE Tag Team Titles) - Has Potential Eddie Gurrero vs. Doug Basham (non-title) - Eddie vs. A Basham for the thrid week in a row? Whos Eddie wrestling at the PPV JBL or The Bashams? You would hardly know at this point. Kenzo Suzuki vs. Spike Dudley - Thank god for the Jobberweights. Rey Mysterio vs. Chavo Classic (WWE Cruiserweight Title) - I'll miss you Classic. Luther Raines vs. Funaki - And the jobberweights shine again! Im am intrested to see what Luther Raines can do though. Rob Van Dam/John Cena vs. Booker T/Rene Dupree - I like all four of these guys but that dosent make this main event non-shitty. Smackdown will you PLEASE get something decent on the go again? I miss those two hours a week when I could be treated to a good show.

Viagra On A Pole Match: Best: Billy Kidman vs. Shane Douglas Runner Up: Billy Kidman vs. Shane Douglas Worst: Billy Kidman vs. Shane Douglas Thank god there was only one.

While where still on the Slade love how about Slade vs. Marvels premier hero Spider-Man?

Anyone who knows me knows that one of my guilty pleasures are movies that are just plain bad. So when I was at a flee market today I picked up the following for a buck each. Vital Signs Cop Rainbow Drive (With stars the great Peter Weller......wait who?) Miami Vendetta Witchery (With stars Linda Blair & David Hasselhoff.....wait a second...I heard of those people...Both of them! and more then once!) Tengs and what may be the most retarded of them all a pure Blacksplotation movie... Savage (With a tag line "On the streets or in the sheets, hes savage!" you just cant go wrong! God bless 1973 I say.)

Thats horrible news, The greatest punk band of them all are almost all gone now.

Anyone who still thinks that Cobain was murdered should read "Heavier Then Heaven" by Charles R. Cross. and this happened 10 years ago just just drop it already.

Is there even really a choice here? Its HBK vs. The Undertaker by a mile....heck by a dozen miles, the other two can never come close to even touching it.

Only one I ever read was Nowhere Girl. www.nowheregirl.com On a side note me and a friend are working on probally doing one. If it happens I'll post the link. Its basically about the two of us being superheros. In other words, its a comical super hero story that pokes fun at pop culture at every chance given.

My condolences Thats ok, I like digging my own grave....I also hate Eugenes gimmick though when he finally turns heel and reveals he was fakign it the whole time he will be one of my favorite wrestlers....that better be how it happens...

Monday Nights Main Event Episode #05 ________________________________________ Announcers: Jim Ross Jerry Lawler ________________________________________ J.R.- Hello everyone and welcome to The Monday Nights Main Event, and what an explosive night last night at New Beginnings! Lawler- I'll say J.R.! Chris Benoit is the world champion! J.R.- Chris Benoit defeated five other men last night in the elimination chamber for that, and he deserves it! Also John Cena is the International champion, Tommy Dreamer is the hardcore champion, A.J. Styles is the crusierweight champion, and Americas Most Wanted, Trinity, & Shelton Benjiman all retained there respective titles! Lawler- Bret Hart is in the ring J.R. this should be good! ________________________________________ Opening Segment: Bret- Last night was a great PPV, four new champions were crowned and 3 champions retained there titles, but not everything went without a hitch. Mostly because of The Million Dollar Coperation! If you think your smart and that if you take Eddie Gurrero out of the world title match that Jarrett would get his shot then you were mistaken. As for the Crusierweight title that you were competeing to become the #1 contender for last night since the match was thrown out then so was the title shot that would of been either Kid Kash Or Chavo Gurreros, because of this the Crusierweight title shot tonight will go to the #2 contender who is now the #1 contender by defult The Amazing Red. As for Jeff Jarrett, I'll get to you later tonight! Also after last nights attack to Ric Flair Im signing a match for our next pay per view, a tag team elimination match between Four Horsemen members Ric Flair, Batista, John Cena, & Christopher Daniels who will return to action next week, against 4 members of Theodore Longs Playas Club, The Big Show, Billy Gunn, Charlie Haas, and Jamie Noble. Now as for tonight, 4 title matches, The womens title, Crusierweight title, tag team titles, and of corse the TV title will all be on the line tonight, as well as #1 contendership for the International title & the world title. The #1 contender to the world title will be between last nights runner up in the elimination chamber Triple H and the man who eliminated half of the partisipants in that same match Chris Jericho! ________________________________________ J.R.- Triple H vs. Chris Jericho tonight for the #1 contendership for the world title King! Lawler- We saw this match as last weeks main event too J.R. and it was a great match but in the end it was Triple H who got the win, and I bet he'll win again tonight J.R! ________________________________________ Match #01: Hardcore Match: Raven vs. Rhyno The hardcore champion Tommy Dreamer comes down to the ring during the match knowing that he may have to face one of these men again in the futre with the hardcore title on the line. The match dosent see alot of weapons being used aside from a chair and a table. The end comes when Raven hits Rhyno in the head with the chair, places him on the table and hits the Raven Effect DDT on Rhyno on top of the table for the three count and win. Winner: Raven. After the match Raven and Dreamer got into a shouting match which resulted in them fighting each other until they were seperated. ________________________________________ J.R.- The bad blood between Tommy Dreamer and Raven continues King. Lawler- Its sure does J.R., I bet were going to see those to go at it with the hardcore title on the line soon! ________________________________________ Match #02: Womens Title: Trinity © vs. Gail Kim A suprisingly fast paced match, Trinity has the advantage throughout most of the match and with Gail Kim down and seemingly out Trinity climbs to the top rope to hit a moonsault when at the last second Gail Kim rolls out of the way. With Trinity hurting from the missed attempt at a moonsault Gail Kim slaps on the crossface chickenwing. After struggling to get free without success Trinity finally taps out. Winner & New Womens Champion: Gail Kim ________________________________________ J.R.- Gail Kim is the new womens champion! King you have to consider that a upset! Lawler- I sure do J.R., but Gail Kim is a submission expert she has more moves that she can beat you with then you can probally count! ________________________________________ In-Ring Segment #01: Chris Jerichos Highlight Reel *Jericho is in the ring basking in the fans cheers.* Jericho- Hello and welcome to Chris Jerichos Highlight Reel! We have a very special guest tonight, the man who last night won the IWA World championship Chris Benoit! *The fans roar in approval as Benoits music hits and he comes to the ring.* Jericho- First off Chris I would like to congradulate you on your stunning victory in the elimination chamber last night, if I couldnt win it Im glad it was you who did. Benoit- Thanks Chris but that match was mine to begin with, and I plan on holding this title for a long, long time. Jericho- Well not to long I hope because tonight Im going to beat Triple H, and then it will be you and me mano a mano for that precious gold at Survival Of The Fittest, and I will be leaving the building that night with that world title. Benoit- Go ahead and think that Chris but after Survival of the fittest I will still be the world champion after I beat you. *At that moment both men are cut off by Triple Hs music. Triple H looks quite pissed off as he marchs to the ring.* Triple H- What the hell is all this trash that you two are spouting off about facing each other at Survival of the Fittest!? Im winning that #1 contenders match tonight, Jericho and theres nothing you can do about it, and Benoit come Survival of the Fittest your looking at the new world heavyweight champion! Jericho- You have to get there first Trips and trust me you wont get there! Triple- Its you who wont get there Jericho, you have never been able to beat me and you never will, you just cant win THAT big one! *Once again the men in the ring are inturpted this time by the music of The Million Dollar Coperation, as Jeff Jarrett walks to the ring.* Jarrett- This is pure and utter bullshit! I should of been put in that match last night and I should be the #1 contender! Yet again though Bret Hart is keeping me down, screwing me over, and stealing all of my chances! I should be the #1 contender because I know I can beat all 3 of you if I have to! *After Jarretts tiraid Bret Hart appears on the titontron.* Bret- Alright Jarrett Im sick of all of this crap your spouting off about, if you want to be the #1 contender then fine you'll have your chance but you have to earn it like Jericho or Triple H! Tonights main event for the #1 contender is now a triple threat! ________________________________________ J.R.- Wow how about that King! Tonights match for the #1 contender will be a triple threat between Chris Jericho, Triple H, and now Jeff Jarrett! Lawler- Well in all fairness J.R., Jeff Jarrett is right he should of been in the elimination chamber match last night and he should of been considered for the #1 contender tonight espically over that Chris Jericho! ________________________________________ Match #03: #1 contendership for the International Title Tazz vs. Randy Orton A hotly contested contest with several near falls. Tazz goes for a suplex, but after a few elbows to the head Tazz lets go, Orton then runs to the ropes and comes back with a dropkick to Tazzs knees taking him to the mat. Orton then waits behind Tazz while he gets up, once he does get up, Orton spins Tazz around and hits the RKO, Orton then goes for the pin and gets the win. Winner- Randy Orton ________________________________________ J.R.- Randy Orton is the new #1 contender to the Intercontinal title, and King Im being told that that match will take place in two weeks! Lawler- Its going to be a good one J.R. and I think that this time Orton will get the job done, and win that international title. ________________________________________ Match #04: Batista & John Cena vs. Billy Gunn & Charlie Haas Cena is meet with a huge raction from the crowd where as his fellow four horseman Batista is booed heavily, Batista being the only member of the four horsemen that the fans dont like, Gunn and Haas also are booed quite a bit. After alot of back and forth action John Cena hits the throw back on Billy Gunn for the win. Winners: Batista & John Cena. After the match Theodore Long calls out the Big Show who makes his presence known right away chokeslamming both John Cena and Batista, then leaves the ring. After about a minute though Batista gets back to his feet and yells "Is that all you got!" at The Big Show, who happily goes back to the ring and hits Batista with a big boot. Batista then gets back to his feet as Show gets to the ropes and then kicks The Big Show out of the ring with a big boot of his own, Batitsa then exits the ring and starts to stomp on The Big Show which Show shakes off, and chokeslams Batista again, Show then pulls the mat off the concrete and Chokeslams Batista once again this time on the concrete, but then picks Batista up and chokeslams him yet again before leaving. ________________________________________ J.R.- The Big Show is a unstoppable monster! Lawler- You got that right J.R. Batista is no push over and even he couldnt do anything against The Big Show! ________________________________________ Match #05: Tag Title match: Americas Most Wanted © vs. The Hardy Boys This tag match is the best match of the night with plenty of big spots from The Hardy Boys and Americas Most Wanted. Matt Hardy has the advantage on Chris Harris and tags in Jeff. Matt then hits the Twist of Fate, while Jeff climbs the top rope, Jeff then jumps off hitting the Swanton Bomb. Jeff then covers Harris but the count is interupted by James Storm. Jeff then gets up and shoves Storm who in turn hits Hardy with a Superkick, then hits Matt who is on the apron with a superkick as well, before he can be forced out of the ring by the ref, Harris then regains some of his composeure and crawls over to Jeff pinning him for only a 2 count. Harris then starts to crawl over to his corner to tag in James Storm. Jeff on the other hand just got to his corner as well but Matt was still down on due to the super kick he got, Strom then pulled Jeff back to his by the hair and hit him with a second superkick Storm then pinned Hardy for the win. Winners: Americas Most Wanted. After the match Rosey and Rikishi hit the ring and attacked Harris and Storm. Roesy hit Harris with a big splash while Rikishi hit Storm with the Rikishi driver, Rosey then pulled Harris to a corner of the ring where Rikishi hit the bonzai drop on him. Rosey and Rikishi then left the ring yelling that they wanted a title shot. ________________________________________ J.R.- Those soamoans mean business King. I know I wouldnt want to be Chris Harris or James Storm right now. Lawler- Me either J.R.! When you look at those two you can almost see them with the tag titles around the waists soon. Or there shoulders maybe. ________________________________________ Match #06: Crusierweight title match A.J. Styles © vs. Amazing Red Styles and Red go at it in the most high paced match of the night by far. Red trips Styles onto the second rope then runs off one rope to the other where Styles is and hits his version of The 619, called The 718. With Styles down for that Red climbs the rope and goes for the Infa-Red only for Styles to roll out of the way at the last second. Styles and Red then struggle to get back to there feet once they finally do Styles takes the advantage first with a extra burst of energy that came from out of no where to hit the Styles Clash. Styles then pins Red for the 3 count and the win. Winner: A.J. Styles ________________________________________ J.R.- Those crusierweights really are something King. Im afraid to blink while Im watching them or I might miss something. Lawler- Something? Try three things! These guys are crazy. ________________________________________ Match #07: TV title match: Shelton Benjiman © vs. Rico Shelton Benjiman comes to the ring once again acompanied by his manager Ricky Steamboat who is back after his attack from Batista only a week prior, but is moving noticeable slower. Rico makes his way out to the ring with Miss Jackie at his side. The match although not as fast as the Crusierweight match is still quite fast itself. The end comes when Rico throws Shelton into the corner, Rico then goes for a kick to Sheltons waist but Shelton moves so that Rico kicks the ring post, Shelton then hits Rico in the back of the head with a superkick hittng him into the turnbuckle, Shelton then rolls up Rico for the three count and the win. Winner: Shelton Benjiman ________________________________________ J.R- Shelton Benjiman retains the Television title once again. Lawler- Shelton Benjimans days as Television champion are going to be coming to an end J.R. I can feel it. ________________________________________ Match #08: Kane vs. Steven Richards A total squash match. Kane beats Richards in a mere ten seconds. Richards runs at Kane at full speed trying to hit Kane with a clothesline. Kane just laughs and chokeslams Richards for the three count. Winner: Kane ________________________________________ J.R.- What a mis match that one was. Lawler- I'll say. Steven Richards never stood a chance. ________________________________________ Match #09: Main Event: Triple Threat Match for #1 contender for world title. Chris Jericho vs. Jeff Jarrett vs. Triple H The match starts off slow with each man waiting for the other to make the first move. Eventually Jericho makes its by kicking Jarrett in the midsection then irish whips Jarrett into Triple H hoping to knock him down but Triple H instead takes advantage with a quick roll up on Jarrett that Jericho quickly breaks up. After a while all three men are worn out. Jarrett gets hit by Triple Hs Pedigree, Jericho then Irish whips Triple H out of the ring then jumps off the second rop to hit the lionsault on Jarrett, before the ref can start the three count though DiBiase jumps up on the apron distracting him. With the ref distracted Kid Kash & Chavo Gurrero Jr. jump out from the audience, Kash starts to stomp on Triple H to keep him out while Gurrero jumps in the ring and hits the Gory Bomb on Jericho thrn throws Jarrett on top of Jericho, DiBiase then gets off the apron. The ref then turns to see Jarrett pinning Jericho and dives to make the count. Jarrett gets the three count and win. Winner: Jeff Jarrett. After the match Kash, Gurrero and DiBiase get into the ring and drag Jarrett out before either Jericho or Triple H could come back to there sences. After finally realizing what happened Jarrett starts to celebrates like he had won the match without any help and move his hands across his waist to say hes going to win the belt. ________________________________________ J.R.- Damm that Million Dollar Coperation! Jericho had that match won damm them all the ways to hell! Jarrett stole this match! Lawler- Cheat or not J.R. Jarrett still got the win ha ha! J.R.- Well I certinally dont like the way it happened damm them! Lawler- Settle down J.R! This is going to be great! Chris Benoit vs. Jeff Jarrett with the IWA world title on the line at Survival of the Fittest! J.R.- Were out of time! we'll see you again next week! The Show Ends.

And the good stuff continues. I espically like the heel Jericho.

I Always liked Randy Orton, and for the record I also like Mordicai AND Kenzo Sasuki.....

Who were managed by SLICK.

Hes still nothing comared to IRS. I still find it sad that IRS was inducted into Wrestlecrap.com, granted the gimmick was awful, but it still worked and got over really good.

1)Austin vs Rock-WM 17 9)Angle vs Benoit-Rumble '03 4)Bret vs Austin-WM 13 5)Bret vs Owen-WM 10 (by far the hardest choice in my opinion) 15)Bret vs Owen-Summerslam '94 42)Bret vs Bulldog-Summerslam '92 6)HHH vs HBK vs Benoit-WM 20 2)Bret vs Austin survivor series 96

I bet if not for the healing factor though Slade would take him.

Who was once one half of the WWE Tag team champions along with partner Greg The Hammer Valentine.

Easy, Goldberg vs. Brock Lesnar .....oh wait...that already happened, and it was the worst match ever...ok then Goldberg vs. Brock Lesnar II - The Iron Man match.

Benoit did quite good going into Wrestlemania as challanger, and Backlash as champion. The reason he wasnt over as much since then is because he almost being kept off the show aside from wrestling a match, and because of the huge build-up for Trips & HBKs match that "would end the fued." Once Benoit gets some TV time again he will be over as much as ever.

Im enjoying this match quite a bit myself.

There goes Jericho.