Sly

Thou shalt not disgrace the genius of Jesus Christ Superstar!

Exactly, now shh... secret... The only thing interesting about Austin Sly is The Crimson Skull.

The only thing interesting about Spike Jenkins is Toxxic.

Hmmm...

I have volunteered multiple times to mark, but never been taken up on it. I expect this to be another one of those times. Especially since I can only really mark for Storm.

Jeff is obviously returning to take a swing at Lita now that she's available again.

It looks like him to me, at least in the face. I wonder where that picture came from since there's an awkwardly placed WWF logo in the back. Looks like a poster, maybe.

Wow... all three of those videos on YouTube have already been pulled.

... and today is Frisco/ Candace/ Carnage's birthday! Super glue toilet seats for all!

My record is probably just as significantly bad... lolz?

Um... I'm no longer active. Just saying.

Today is Stryke's birthday! McYay!

Roy Blunt -> #19 That makes me the second most porwerful in this thread so far... yay?

As opposed to memories of the future?

*Comes back and squashes everyone.*

Yayz! *Jobs to Drea three times via no-show.* *I think...

*Ahem* The bra and panties match rocked.

So... that means The Axis is now one person?

lolz?

Why is chat broke?

*Turns heel, despite being retired again.*

Apparently words never reached Raynor... oh well, fuck it.

Have sex with Charlie Murphy!

I didn't show, but that's to be expected. I even warned Akira a few days in advance that I wasn't going to write.

Drea, check your inbox here in a sec... or when you wake up, whatever, for a message from me. Sadly, the PPV will be Austin Sly's last show. That'll be explained in a second, but if anyone would like to give him one last match that'd be find with me. Otherwise, don't bother and just let me slide into oblivion as I usually do.