Sly

Ash Ketchum again?

This thread is at least four kinds of stupid.

I hereby sacrifice the Filthy Four to you, oh great Battle Rap God!

Did I win last year? I can't remember...

Well if that'll put me a step above everyone else in the title race... ... then Akira can do it.

Wow... I'm 11th, how did that happen? Oh... right. I showed some.

Figger this out?

Happy birthday Galiman.

Too bad I no-showed our only match. *Considers sending in the same Sly vs. Spike match if he draws him in the opening round.*

I think Sarah did that, not Thoth...

Seven contenders enter. Yay! Austin Sly enters. More yay! Sly pins everyone underneath a wood plank and then pins the piece of wood. Sly is now the International Champion! LOTS OF YAY! Everyone applauds in unison, afraid of upsetting the equalibrium on Mansonosity! Now that he has THE GOLD~, Austin Sly ascends to heaven and takes the title belt with him.

The team of Bruce Blank, Austin Sly, Landon Maddix, and ??? vs. Matt Myers, Ced Ordonez, An Octopus, and Martin Hunt. ... but, if we're going to do a four man tag match, why not just do survivor series rules with the people who survive going on to face at Ground Zero (if more than one person survives, of course). I know JJ gets off on this Tornado Cybernetico crap or whatever, but come on. Seriously?

Yeah, I think something leading up to the new champion being crowned at the PPV would be cool. I don't know... not like I'll show anyways, am i rite?!

That was... uh... ... ... I don't know what that was.

... no. The last Calvinball match featured an essay by Drea pasted into the middle of it. I think the glory days of such a match are over.

Cena's mouth looks really big in that poster.

My intentions for the International Title have, of course, been made quite clear. Hey Manson, hardcore match?! Book it?!

I wouldn't mind a match... but I guess I could always promo instead. *Siiiiiigh.*

They're no Wild and Dangerous, that's for sure! lolz.

So... you're saying the tag champs were jobbers?

Yeah don't get your hopes up. Maybe Randy went back into character since he's going to hook up with Brooke Hogan later on. That's a good point. They probably chipped him for mentioning it in the other interview and now he's got to be single in order to want to have sex with Brooke. Maybe he accidently gave her an RKO after she came up to hug him from behind?

Tournaments involve too many people.

Yeah, he looks kind of angry. Not a big soccer fan it seems.

Well like I said, I don't want it that way anyways... I'd much rather just have a four way for it or something.