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  1. *Hits Aecas with a potted plant.*
  2. Sly

    Polls are great!

    I'll take it, then. ... *cough*
  3. “Mr. Peters?” The voice of Joseph Peter’s secretary buzzes in over the intercom in his office. It jerks him back to reality, as he had dazed into a half sleep-like state. Having his nap interrupted, Joseph is obviously angry. “What is it now? I’m very busy in here!” Joseph says, shuffling a few papers around. “This federation doesn’t run itself, you know!” “There’s someone here to see you sir. Should I send him in?” “Who is it?” Peters says, reclining back into his chair once again before propping his feet up onto his desk. “It’s Austin Sly, sir.” “Oh is it…?” A smirk forms across the face on the commissioner. “You just send him right in, okay?” ….. *Creeek… thud.* The door to Peters’ office announces the arrival of the former Cruiserweight and USJL champion to the dimly lit office. From the looks of things, shadows are Joseph’s best friends. As always, Austin has his trademark black trench coat trailing behind him, with a black Punisher shirt on underneath and some loose blue jeans. He takes a seat across the desk from Peters before quickly pushing his hair back and out of his face. He grimaces a little as he looks across at Peters’ grin. “I was told that you wanted to see me,” Austin says with a forced grin, “and I had some questions about this contract that you had me sign, as well.” “I’m going to get right to the point here, Austin.” Joseph says, turning to search through his filing cabinet. He plucks a rather large file out and plops it down on his desk. “When I signed you to your contract to wrestle this last weekend at Battleground, I did so because I had the impression that you were a winner. I sent you into that match with the impression that you would help to bring higher draw numbers than we’ve been receiving, and while we can’t contribute anything to just one person…” Peters looks down and opens his file. He pulls a single piece of paper out and slides it hands it across to Austin Sly before continuing on. “… you can see that buy-rates were indeed up overall. And while they weren’t Genesis numbers by any means, they were still very good.” “Why’d you book me in that match, Peters?” Austin says, tossing the sheet of paper back down onto the desk. “You know that I have a career outside of the SWF. I can’t be coming out here every night as a champion… having people gunning for me all the time. You‘re lucky I signed that contract to begin with.” “I booked you in that match because you’re a natural draw, Austin. We need champions that people can connect with. I put you in that match because I had faith that you could take that title off of Akira!” “Well you got your wish on that accord… Grendel is the champion now.” “I’m not through with you though, Austin. Believe me, I will make you a champion.” Peters realizes what he’s saying and steadies himself again, “Austin, I don’t know if you’re aware of what’s in.” “Should I care?” “You’d better care. This is your employment file here at the SWF. In here, I have the result of everything you’ve ever done. From every physical examination to every match result, I know everything about you. I also know every bill that you charged to your personal account here…” “What’s the point of all of tihs, Peters?” Austin says, getting noticeable testy. “The point is, you owe me,” Joseph’s smile returns to his face. “I would think that a fine upstanding citizen such as yourself would hate for… oh… records of steroid use to be made public. I wonder what other nefarious spenditures you wouldn’t like to be known…” “I have some skeletons in my closet…” Austin growls at the commissioner. “You’d be wise not to try and trench through them all.” “You’d be wise to play nicely with me, Sly.” Peters bites back. “You’ve got a match with Bloodshed this week. You’re going to go out there and do your best to win that. We’ll see where we stand from there. Okay?” Austin simply sneers as he stands up and leaves the office. Peters, thoroughly satisfied, simply leans back in his chair and props his feet up again. Out from the shadows steps the commissioner’s 7’2”, 360 pound head of security. He speaks softly, but direct. “We’re not so sure about this, Peters.” “You’re going to just have to trust me on this one,” Joseph says with a smile. “Everything is going to be okay…” … fade …
  4. I, personally, wouldn't mind seeing another Office Brawl. I had lots of spots planned out for that match that I never used since I, you know... didn't show.
  5. Sly

    My own apologies...

    You could always pretend to be active, like I've done for most of my two years here.
  6. Sly

    SWF Sunday Night Frost

    Yay for me getting put over.
  7. Sly

    Polls are great!

    If people *care* about the tag titles... then form teams! It's a great way to work angles (see SpYon).
  8. Sly

    Polls are great!

    If people *care* about the tag titles... then form teams! It's a great way to work angles (see SpYon).
  9. Sly

    Polls are great!

    Hey WC... I'll take it. Seriously. I'll give it a shot.
  10. Sly

    ECW Coming Back Full Time in Sept

    You already have TNA.
  11. Sly

    Battleground Word count thread

    Stupid kids. You don't know how this works. 0.
  12. Sly

    Battleground Word count thread

    I'm too emo to write wrestling matches.
  13. Sly

    SWF BATTLEGROUND CARD

    I have no idea what you all are talking about.
  14. Sly

    Battleground Plans? Gimme!

    Bye, Pete. Or Pete's son... or whatever ringer you are. Edit - I realize that this might come across as hateful. I didn't mean it that way, though.
  15. Another night, another concert at the Jack Rabbits club in downtown Jacksonville. There's a crowd of people standing outside waiting to get a glimpse of the band as they make their way out and onto their next stop along one of the many endless tours that rock superstars take these days. Out they come... four men weaving their way through a sea of flesh lit by a barrage of flashbulbs. The people get a glimpse of their favorite band... and for four men, it's another exhilarating night on the road. There'll be women waiting for them at the hotel. Campaign on the rocks... every man who has ever picked up a guitar dreams of this. "Zach! Zach! I love you Zach!" one woman screams at the drummer. "Great show guys, great show! You rock!" says a man, flashing the metal sign. Yes, this is paradise for these young men. Well... for three young men... and one curiously dissatisfied... "Austin Sly! Austin! Can I have your autograph?" "Yeah, sure..." he says with a grunt. Austin reaches out as if to grab a piece of paper, but the woman corrects him. "No... sign here," she says seductively, pulling her shirt down to reveal a chunk of cleavage. Austin signs with a sigh and then turns to make his way to a waiting rental car. Security has a barricade set up to keep the band safe and away from their cars so that they can make it out onto the streets. Austin is the first to leave the party, though, leaving his three bandmates to bask in the glory of it all. *Thud.* Austin closes his door, leans his head down on the steering wheel, and sits in awkward silence for a second. The road is draining for this young man. Back before he signed his life away with a recording contract, music kept him sane. It was easy to pick up his guitar... strum a few chords... and write out the feelings inside of his head. It was a release for him. Now, it's his life. In his mind, he sold out to the highest dollar. He's not a musician or an artist anymore... he's an actor. Being paid to play the part. He takes a deep breath into his shrunken frame before turning the key to fire up the ignition. The blue sedan slowly pulls away, leaving the flashbulbs flickering behind him like so many fireflies on a warm Missouri night. Those nights are long gone, though. There's a hint of rain in the air tonight. Wind rips through the open window of the car, taking long strands of Austin's shoulder-length hair along for a ride with it. The young man reaches up and rubs his hand along his neck and upper back. Long gone are the days when acne dotted along his back from rampant steroid use... but his neck pain still persists. Getting planted by Sean Davis onto a concrete floor will do that to you. For some reason, though, he still misses it. ***** “Citizen Davis is taking care of business tonight! It’s a shame!” “It’s wonderful! Sean looks like he’s switched focus … back to Austin Sly, who’s just now recovering from that clothesline … he must have injured something.” Davis approaches Sly, who is getting to his feet, but is bent over at the waist. Sean lands an elbow over Austin’s back, dropping him back to a knee. Davis pulls Sly into a standing headscissors, wraps his arms underneath his gut and pulls Sly up into a Canadian backbreaker. Comet bemoans, “Things aren’t looking good for Citizen Sly … “ Sean lets gravity pull Austin toward the ground, then secures him in a piledriver position and falls to his knees, dropping Sly on his head onto the concrete! “Cyclone Driver onto that cold, unforgiving concrete! What a bastard! I love it!” The referee makes an appearance, shoving Davis away from the fallen Sly and kneeling to check on the wrestler. Sean smirks down at Sly, then turns to find Dagda…. ***** We rejoin our scene at a lavishly furnished hotel room. There’s fresh linens on the queen size bed, a huge television against one wall, a mini-bar packed with assorted drinks, and a phone that can call for anything a man could ever want. In the background, there’s the soothing sound of a shower spraying. The faucet squeaks as the water flow is extinguished, and a few seconds later Austin Sly emerges from the bathroom with a rob draped around himself and tied loosely in the front. He walks over to the nightstand and reaches in, pulling out a phone book and plopping himself down on the bed with it. Flip flip… flip… He thumbs quietly through the pages, not necessarily looking for anything specific, but more just catching another glimpse at another phonebook in another town that he may never have the privilege of returning to. Tonight, Austin is simply alone with his thoughts. He turns and opens the drawer of his nightstand, only to find the complementary Bible that occupies every hotel room in America. He picks it up and studies it for a second, then gives it a second thought and tosses it back down into the nightstand. “There’s got to be something to do here…” mumbles the obviously bored man. He glances at the phone as if to wish it into ringing, but no one knows he’s here. All of his bandmates are out at some after party probably having the time of their lives, and here sits Austin Sly alone, in a hotel room. It was never this way before. In frustration, he kicks up his feet and grabs the remote control. His television flickers to life… “Sunday, April 23rd, Live at the ALLTELL Arena, it’s SWF Battleground! Come down and see the hottest stars of today wrestle for…” Austin’s attention perks. Memories flow through his head like sand through an hourglass. Battleground… Austin’s first ever PPV experience. Just a little over two years ago, he debuted in the SWF, and almost a year ago he had given it up for good. Their paths are crossing again, though, and in a week they will be in the same town. The commercial fades from the television, but it’s impression still lingers on his mind. He glances over to the phone once more… is this a coincidence… or is this… “SWF Corporate Office, may I help you?” “I‘d like to set up an appointment with a Mr. Joseph Peters.” “One moment please…” … fate.
  16. Sly

    Battleground Plans? Gimme!

    Team Flip-Flop Represent!
  17. Sly

    Battleground Plans? Gimme!

    But we already have a Street Fight on the card... would that be too much? It's not my title though. Yet.
  18. What about just a Top 25 Moments of the Last Year? That'd be easy enough and might provide a fun read.
  19. Sly

    Lockdown comments

    The bra and panties match rocked.
  20. Sly

    Battleground Plans? Gimme!

    Maybe a bit curious... but why? Is there some build to this?
  21. Sly

    Battleground Plans? Gimme!

    You could put a lot of us in some sort of battle royale, zanny or not, for a shot at one of the few titles that we have anymore. Alternatively... why do we only have four titles? ... oh wait... Cruiserweight. Who's that champ again?
  22. Sly

    VOTE OR DIE

    I vote for Cyclone Comet... Why? Because fuck Spike Jenkins, that's why!
  23. Sly

    Lockdown comments

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