Sly

Even I'm famous, and all I've ever done is hold a couple of titles.

If Richard Nixon was still alive, I gurantee you I would shake him with all my might.

People sure do have short fuses. Johnny.

Just for the record, I at least started a match. Not exactly a good way to make a return, but I think Judge did a fine job of portraying myself and Manson.

The Main Event - Six Man Tag Team Match Wild and Dangerous and Lil' Buck vs. Martial Law © (Landon Maddix and Todd Cortez) and Ejiro Fasaki © Toxxic vs. ??? Acropolis Now - SWF Hardcore Championship Match Zyon © vs. JJ Johnson vs. Mak Francis Olympic Wrestling Exhibition (Non-Title) "The Dean of Professional Wrestling" Jay Hawke © vs. Arch Griffon Manson vs. Austin Sly "The Maniac" Bryan Rodgers vs. Ghost Machine Jumpin' Jack Flash vs. "Big Country" Martin Hunt

Or he ejaculated all over it. Again.

No one really likes you very much, do they?

Yayz~!

Going with the fact that I haven't followed the fed since before the last time I was active... MAIN EVENT 30-MINUTE IRON MAN MATCH Wildchild v. "The Critic" Scott Pretzler Push the Wild and Dangerous (Nights) break up. SWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP Ejiro Fasaki (SWF World Heavyweight Champion) v. Lil' Buck Poor Drea... Ejiro rocks all... even as Coy West. GRUDGE MATCH Danny Williams v. "The Franchise" Mak Francis ROID RAGE!!!!~! LAST MAN STANDING Toxxic v. "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins Push. SWF INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP LET MY PEOPLE GO! MATCH Arch Griffon (SWF International Champion) v. "The Dean of Professional Wrestling" Jay Hawke ...I seem to like picking whoever's name comes first. SWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS Martial Law ("Urban Legend" Todd Cortez and Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix, SWF Tag Team Champions) v. THE MYSTERIOUS ARMY (??? and ???) I can tell you that one half of the team is not myself, so all the better chance for them to win. SWF HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP STAINED GLASS WINDOW PAIN MATCH Insane Luchadore (SWF Hardcore Champion) v. Manson v. "The Maniac" Bryan Rodgers v. Zyon I don't know who two of these people are, so it comes down to whoever wants to win... Manson or IL.

Interesting to see Wildchild headlining a PPV...

Even me?

Am I retired? ... Would you even let me mark?

Hello? hello... hello... Is there anybody in there?

Well... way to go me, I guess.

Die, Flik, Die. ... and how come it says "Divisional Series: Philadelphia (0) against Los Angeles (0) Chicago (0) against Oklahoma (0) Memphis (0) against Quahog (0) Columbus (0) against Charlotte (0) Conference Championship: World Championship: WINNER : Quahog" on the main site? Austin Sly: Contact Hitting - 8 Power Hitting - 7 Strike Zone Judgment - 5 Defense - 0

Take that~! Munchie.

... YAY~!

Tom forwarded me the stats.

*Jobs Petey to an armwrench.*

I'm yet to recieve any stats...

This is the greatest thing of all time. We better bring this one home. And... TAKE THAT QUAHOG~! ... Especially Munchie.

No.

MAIN EVENT NON-TITLE MATCH Toxxic (SWF World Heavyweight Champion) v. Wildchild Toxxic wins by default. He always wins. SWF BELT TOURNAMENT SEMIFINALS SWF INTERCONTINENTAL-TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix (SWF Intercontinental-Television Champion) v. Johnny Dangerous Landon will probably squeak it out... if he shows... SWF BELT TOURNAMENT SEMIFINALS SWF UNITED STATES-JUNIOR LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP Austin Sly (SWF United States-Junior League Champion) v. Jay Hawke ... Guess why? HOUSE RULES MATCH SPACE BASE BRAWL SWF HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP Insane Luchadore (SWF Hardcore Champion) v. Arch Griffon Push. OPENING MATCH Manson v. "The Tigris Express" Mohammed Koran Go Manson Go.

Columbus and LA in the second round of the playoffs? I guess I was rather win-win this year.