Sly

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He was totally gay for me.

LA must die. Please don't resign me.

... Huh.

You have to write to peddle? Crap... *Stops peddling.* In all seriousness... um... I'm not showing for the match tonight (big surprise?), but I will be available for booking at A2A and on. Gotta get back into the whole swing of things.

Huzzah for IL.

My contract is over at the end of the season, I do believe, so I'll just stick it out and hope for something better in the offseason maybe?

More people must come to chat. We have ops working around the clock to keep Spike out, and your enjoyment levels high.

Crowe.

It should be noted that I didn't write, I guess.

LA is second in the division with a .500 record and I'm injured... grand...

Um... yay?

Contact Hitting - 7 Power Hitting - 4 Strike Zone Judgment - 6 Defense - 3

I'm not quite sure I know how to handle this match... but... look forward to much craziness to ensue.

I'm pretty sure you mean Arrowhead Stadium is the home of the Chiefs, not Arrowstead.

Well that's just brilliant.

As I've said, I think Dustin's internet is still out. I would hate to see him lose the title because of a crap connection.

SPECIAL EXCITING TWO-PEOPLE-WHO-SHOULD-BE-BOOKED-IN-THE-MAIN-EVENT SHOW OPENER!!! “The Icon” Max King vs. Landon “La Cucaracha” Maddix Landon is GOLD~! But I figure King gets this one, for some reason... SPECIAL CELEBRITY HANDICAP MATCH OF DOOM!!! rKade and Kaine vs. Alec Baldwin, Daniel Baldwin, Stephen Baldwin, and Billy Baldwin Kaine to go it alone and win this one... if he bothers to write... if not, wackiness! GO SINGLES MATCHES!!! Stryke vs. Manson Manson, if he writes. SPECIAL SECOND-CHANCE HARDCORE GAMERS #1 CONTENDERSHIP TRIPLE THREAT!!! Danny Dagda vs. Evan Wolfe vs. Uncle Filthy Write, damn you! HARDCORE GAMER’S TITLE MATCH!!! Sean Davis vs. Carnage This'll be an easy one... NON-TITLE BLOODBATH!!! Christian Fury vs. Ace Lezaire Fury. SINGLES MATCH W/ TEAMMATE AT RING SIDE MATCH!!! “Hollywood” Spike Jenkins w/ Todd Cortez vs. Ryan Dustin w/ Austin Sly Meh... I don't think Dustin has teh internet... AND YOUR MAIN EVENT…. SPECIAL VETERAN’SBOILER ROOM BRAWL Annie Eclectic vs. Jamie Drazon Annie, as I haven't seen JD around these parts as of late.

SPECIAL EXCITING TWO-PEOPLE-WHO-SHOULD-BE-BOOKED-IN-THE-MAIN-EVENT SHOW OPENER!!! “The Icon” Max King vs. Landon “La Cucaracha” Maddix SPECIAL CELEBRITY HANDICAP MATCH OF DOOM!!! rKade and Kaine vs. Alec Baldwin, Daniel Baldwin, Stephen Baldwin, and Billy Baldwin GO SINGLES MATCHES!!! Stryke vs. Manson SPECIAL SECOND-CHANCE HARDCORE GAMERS #1 CONTENDERSHIP TRIPLE THREAT!!! Danny Dagda vs. Evan Wolfe vs. Uncle Filthy HARDCORE GAMER’S TITLE MATCH!!! Sean Davis vs. Carnage NON-TITLE BLOODBATH!!! Christian Fury vs. Ace Lezaire SINGLES MATCH W/ TEAMMATE AT RING SIDE MATCH!!! “Hollywood” Spike Jenkins w/ Todd Cortez vs. Ryan Dustin w/ Austin Sly AND YOUR MAIN EVENT…. SPECIAL VETERAN’SBOILER ROOM BRAWL Annie Eclectic vs. Jamie Drazon

So... I guess this means I have the show off?

Hey Spike, Kindly eat shit and die. Signed, Humanity

RRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH MOTHERFUCKERS~!

I don't get it... LA seems to have everything it takes to put together a good run, but always finishes short some how.