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Why does no one come to chat anymore? Is it not the "hip" (as you kids say) thing to do?

Haven't read the entire show, but I'd just like to take this opportunity to salute Mike for his work. *Salutes.* Thanks for the time.

Oh... fun...

Boo-urns, Thoth. Boo-urns. Well... Ryan... get in touch with me as soon as you can.

So... um... how is this match supposed to go? I think I'm going to write it as a Four Corners match, myself...

... and LA starts its steady decent in the standings once again.

Opening Match - Singles Match: Stryke vs. Uncle Filthy Uncle Filthy? How do you kids come up with this shit? I must admit that I like the way Filthy makes his entrance, playing up the entire unknown bit. And Stryke returns to... heel heat? Hu-wha? Don't most returning wrestlers get a nice pop simply for returning? Leave it to Stryke to somehow find enduring hatred, I guess. Average brawling start, leading into a Northern Lights Suplex with bridge for a two count. Some more brawling followed by a Camel Clutch on Filthy brings in two interference attempts, only one of which is successful. Wait... I thought only heel managers interfered. Weird. Another weird thought, isn't the use of weapons in a match (inside or outside of the ring) illegal? Or at least, that's what I'd always thought. Apparently Nick Lumas doesn't think so, though. Or maybe it's okay when accompanied by nursery riddles. Wait... is this a hardcore match? I don't seem to remember any stipulations ever being announced. Oh well, lets continue. Fairly quick exchanges on the pinfall attempts, and then a nice segment with the attempted Northern Lights Suplex leading into the "Shows Over, Kids!" and the eventual three count. Notes - Fairly decent match, outside of my criticisms up there. You should probably take some time to read up on the characters of Comet and Riley, as they weren't portrayed very well in your match. It was your first attempt though, so it's understandable. Also, I'm not sure I like the line break style that you used, seperating some fairly minor segments into their own paragraphs and such. Anyways, there's some solid goods here, but it needs some refinement. Match Two - Hardcore Title Contendership, Last Blood Match: Christian Fury vs. David Cross vs. Danny Dagda People are gonna bleeeeeeed... Some fun stuff from Riley and Comet to open the match. For some reason, I can never write this stuff, so it's always good to read when someone actually can. And then we go into some first person writing... um... interesting. Anyways, quick exchange, and everyone is getting into the act. A quick low blow brings Dagda back into the match, and briefly eliminates Fury from the fray. Cross with a bit of no-selling and... CATCHES A KENDO STICK!? ... the fuck? And after a bit of tussling, Cross does an awkward split. Whats with all the nutshots, eh? And David is eliminated following a super kick. Few moments later, match ends in slight confusion following a moonsault onto a table on the outside of the ring. Or, at least that's what I think it was. Anyways, Fury is our winner, and he's got a good return set-up already. Notes - Now while the jury is still out on this whole "first person" jazz, it was a really well written match on the whole. Seemed quite short to me though, for some reason. Match Three - Cruiserweight Title Contendership, Singles Match: Birdman vs. Austin Sly HOT SEXY CRUISERWEIGHT ACTION~! Um... I don't comment on my own matches, of course. But yay for me showing and yay for me winning, I guess. Notes - I WON, BITCHES! Match Four - USJL Title Contendership, Triple Threat Match: Nathan Xavier vs. Jamie Drazon vs. Ryan Dustin USJL... no, Canadian... no wait... USJL. Triple threat no-show a go-go~! I could've sworn that Xavier was writing something... weirdness... Match Five - Singles Match; Johnny Dangerous vs. Manson This is what happens after you lose the world title, apparently. DNS~! DNS~! DNS~! With all this no-showing, it's a miracle that we didn't see G0R0 tonight. Match Six - Tag Team Titles Match, Tag Team Match; Hollywood Boulevard vs. Revolution Zero © I've got to get me one of those re-match clauses... Once again, it seems like the faces taking some heel tactics as they Hollywood Boulevard gets an early attack off before the bell. Of course, marks eat this stuff up now a days. Faces with attitude and all that jazz. And there's the bell. Neat little reverse on the hurricanrana into a power bomb leading to the first pin attempt. Luckily Cortez gets his shoulder up, but all four men still manage to find a way to brawl around the ring. Jet hands off one of the titles to Spike, and we have ourselves a disqualification and a Revolution beatdown to Cortez and Van Siclen. Notes - Short match just to push along the story, I would assume. Kind of a dull read, but it at least gets the job done. Promo 1~! MVS is not a happy man. Yet another short escapade, as Van Siclen decides to extract revenge upon the foul Revolution Zero. Ummm... it's now 3:40 in the am my time, and I think the last three segments can wait for morning if I ever get to them at all.

*Shrug* I'm sure I'll do soooomeethiiiiing...

I no-showed. Go figure.

You were good at something?

I'm a number one contender, but my plans hinge on what Rev 0 (namely Spike and Sean) have planned for the big event.

Heh... There's other Chris-type people out there, y'know. ... Chris Card?

Should we expect the return of Dace Night, or some new character? We know how you upper-carders like to do it. Go away for a while and come back with someone new to tear up all of us lovely mid-carders.

Johnny... come to chat some times... we need to talk.

You bastards should get in chat. Raynor and I are lonely.

Two DNS on this show... that seems to be becoming common ground here.

Just so you know, Cross... the show wasn't in St. Louis.

I've actually turned a match in for the first time in about a month! That being said, it's hella-short and more than likely pretty crap-tastic, as I was under the impression that I had plans for tonight. They have of course fallen through now, but I'm finding way to preoccupy myself.

MAIN EVENT Toxxic vs "Grand Slam" Mark Stevens Toxxic, despite not holding the World Title, is still the best writer in the fed for my money. ICTV TITLE BOUT NO-DQ MATCH The Masked Man vs Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix© Landon. No real reason, just think the title serves him better, I guess. FINISHER MATCH "The Notorious" John Duran vs Nathan Xavier Duran needs to write something. Soon. CRUSIERWEIGHT RULES MATCH Ryan Dustin vs The Birdman Dustin, despite the fact that we never did or will finish our program together. TRIPLE THREAT USJL TITLE BOUT Ace Lezaire vs Bryan Levy vs David Cross© Cross, I guess. Unless Muzzums writes. SINGLES MATCH Andrea Montgomery vs Austin Sly The real winners here will be whoever reads the match. SINGLES MATCH Mike Van Siclen vs Sean Davis Hum... work. SINGLES MATCH Spike Jenkins vs Todd Cortez See above. Actually, these matches go either way.

Um... I'm no longer Heel, if anyone has noticed. I guess I'm officially a tweener at the moment, so move me down there with Drazon. I don't know whats going on with my storyline if I even have a storyline, no one seems to let me in on this stuff. Moving on... I think Drea and I are going to work out a match, stipulations to be announced later.

Oh... well that's pretty fucking weird. For some reason, I have this bad feeling that Crowe got hacked... again...

I left chat with only Muzz, Crusen, and Jackie I think inside... besides that, Crowe was being a weird fuck on MSN. Don't know why I would've gotten banned.

Did I get banned from chat for a reason?

Half the heels are turning face?

Chat is uber-boring tonight... someone come liven it up, plz.