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Looks like good stuff, all though I must admit I'm disappointed in Petey losing his first real match. Disappointed and angry.

NTD is just... well... NTD's initials.

SWF LOCKDOWN - JUNE 23rd Due Date: Wednesday, 8pm EST Venue: THE KINGDOME in Fargo, North Dakoda. I urge someone to dig up the history on the Kingdome, just so I don't have to/the joke gets explained. Send Shit To: 5_moves_of_doom Main Event Non-Title Bout; Special Guest Referee Dace Night vs Janus Special Guest Referee: Tom Flesher Dace and Tom fought for weeks to decide the rightful number one contender to the SWF World Heavyweight Championship, but in an ironic twist, Dace will be the first one to face Janus (in a non-title setting, naturally). However, just to be fair, Tom has been asked to mediate this competition. After all, if neither of them have anything to lose, what's the harm? Cruiserweight Title Match Austin Sly vs Johnny Dangerous Johnny defends the crusierweight title against Austin Sly, who's been... well, Austin Sly as of late. But hey, Johnny's a fighting champion and he'll take all comers, and Austin is a more than capable opponent. Fight! Submissions Match "Deathwish" Danny Williams vs Mike Van Siclen Three times a champion, and three times having lost the belt, Danny Williams is in very, very elite company. Unfortunately, neither of his title reigns have inspired the sheer dominance that El Luchadore Magnifico's or Rane's did, and Danny is very, very uhappy about that. In a chance to blow off some steam, the ever ready MVS laces up to face Danny in a submissions match which seems tailor made for the former champion... USJL Title Match Alan Clark vs Aecas vs Todd Cortez vs Masked Man In an epic Iron Man match, Alan Clark finally unsurped Landon Maddix for the USJL title, finally ending their long-standing feud. So, it seems only fitting that his first defence be an epic as well. He takes on four hungry competitors in the Black Angel, the Urban Legend, and... Sexual Maskosaurus... Toxxic vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins Toxxic beat Nathaniel Kibagami at the PPV, so you'd think he'd be set to face someone a little more prestigious than Holly, here... never the less, that's what's tabled, so this should be interesting. Hardcore Title Contendership Ryan Dustin vs Munich vs Manson Manson challanges Annie's record for most returns to the SWF, and he's welcomed back with a contendership match and Ryan Dustin and Munich. Yeah... Heath Black vs Martin "Big Country" Hunt Two n00blets. They rock each other's sox! w00t! Max King vs Petey The Irish Penguin I'm not even going to TRY to summarize Petey, so forget it. I'll just say he's facing another new guy here in, thankfully, a singles match.

I still check this thread constantly, but there's not much I can reply to. I'm having another average season, it seems.

*holds up hand* Shhh! You two be quiet.

People should come to chat more often. Like right now.

I have two rumors, yay!

***** "What am I doing here?" The subdued voice of Austin Sly breaks the silence from somewhere off camera. However, we viewers are looking through a door into what appears to be a dimly lit SWF dressing room. A black leather lounge sits unoccupied and at the end of it stands a small round table with a lamp and a cellular phone placed on top of it. "I didn't think it was going to take this long." Austin speaks again, exhaling heavily at the end of his words. He sulks his way across the room, walking from one side of the camera to the other side and back out of view again. The palms of his hands are against his face, "I'm a winner. I came into this federation as a winner. I've been presented with opportunity after opportunity to be a winner... but why am I still not a champion?" Austin walks in front of the camera again, but this time takes a seat on the lounge. He sits back and tries to relax, but it’s obvious he is still fairly uncomfortable. "I've been handed match after match with a number one contendership on the line... USJL... Cruiserweight... Tag Team... and I've failed to capitalize on all of them except for one," Austin pauses to sigh, "But then I somehow blew that match too. I shouldn't have lost to Johnny Dangerous." Austin adjusts himself deeper into the lounge, leaning back on the armrest and propping his feet up on the other end. "How did I blow my chance at Cruiserweight gold? I shouldn't have lost that match... Alan Clark and Johnny Dangerous? Two tag team lackeys... how did I lose? Three years ago, I would have beat them both without the use of my right arm..." Austin stops and looks around the room with a vacant, longing look on his face. "Now what am I? I'm a simple shell of my former self... maybe it was a mistake thrusting myself back into this business. It’s quite a curious thing, this life of mine. I've brought myself back to my own past... a past I had escaped... to renew a hatred I had escaped from." Austin turns and looks at his cell phone, "Maybe... maybe a little more nostalgia will solve this problem. I know just who to call..." He turns and picks up the phone before slowly dialling a number. It rings a few times before anyone picks up. "Hello?" A familiar voice is on the other end, but it sounds uncertain and aged by time. "Hey man, what’s up? I don't have long, but I wanted to call you real quick. How you doing man?" Austin replies with joy in his voice. "I'm sorry, who is this?" "Austin. Austin Sly. Don't tell me you don't remember me!?" "Oh God! Austin!? How are you man? It's been ages!" "Yeah it has... and I've been better. I'm kind of stuck in a career rut. I'm back in the wrestling business and I just can't seem to get off the ground here. You know?" All the fun has been drained from Austin's voice again. "Wrestling again? Sexy." "I guess you could say that." "Having trouble getting off the ground, you say?" "Yeah... I just can't seem to get out of the lower card. So... well... I want help. I've asked for some time off for my birthday here in a week and I was wondering if you wouldn't mind me stopping by your place. Get a little reacquainted... see what we can do about my career." "That'd be fine with me. Stop by anytime." "Thanks man. Hey, well I hate to cut this short, but I have a plane out of here that I have to catch, so I'm going to have to let you go." "No problem. I'll talk to you later." "See ya later NTD." Click. "Well... I'd better get out of here. I've got a big week ahead of me... things are looking up for me." Austin's lips form into a thin sadistic smile before he stands up and walks off camera again. In the background there is a slight thud as the door closes behind Austin before the scene fades to black. *****

Go Baltimore! Heil!

MAIN EVENT SINGLES MATCH WORLD TITLE BOUT "Deathwish" Danny Williams© vs Janus© Um... I don't think Janus vs. Toxxic is really that much of a draw (heel vs. heel and all that jazz)... so for that reason alone, I pick Danny. CANADIAN DEATH MATCH BEST-OF-FIVE SERIES, MATCH FIVE OF FIVE Dace Night (2) vs "The Superior One" Tom Flesher (2) Dace wins the final match and takes his rub to the upper card with him. IRON MAN MATCH USJL TITLE BOUT Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix© vs Alan Clark Landon to retain. No one can touch him at this moment. MASKED MAN MYSTERY MATCH FIVE WOUNDS GAUNTLET The Masked Man vs Aecas, David Blazenwing, Ace Lezaire, Insane Luchador and... Ebony? He asked for the match, didn't he? Wink wink nudge nudge say no more. LAST MAN STANDING Nathaniel Kibagami vs Toxxic Kibs is leaving, isn't he? CASINO FLOOR BRAWL TAG TEAM TITLES BOUT Hollywood Boulevard© vs Crow & "The Notorious" John Duran Crazy tag teams don't win tag matches. CAGE MATCH CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE BOUT Johnny Dangerous© vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins Um... I think I prefer Johnny to retain at this moment. SINGLES MATCH Munich vs Jay Dawg Is this a full on return for JD? If not... Munich wins. SINGLES MATCH Ced Ordonez vs Ryan Dustin Eh... I don't know. Ryan should have less rust, shouldn't he?

Not booked? Am I still in the fed? Heh.

Prediction thread debut~! ... I think. MAIN EVENT SIX-MAN MADNESS~! Toxxic, Tom Flesher, and Ace Lezaire vs. Nathanial Kibagami, Dace Night, and Ryan Dustin Tox, Tom, and Ace. I mark for Toxxic. IMMEDIATE TITLE SHOT CASH-IN OF DOOM FOR THE ICTV TITLE~! Janus vs. Johnny Dangerous Janus just to spite the fed... or, Janus just to drop it out of sure lazyness... don't know which. MYSTERIOUS MAN CONTINUES TRAIL OF DEATH… OR DOES HE~!? “Deathwish” Danny Williams vs. Masked Man I'll go with TMM, seeing as Grappler seems to be fairly determined with this character. FOUR-WAY ELIMINATION NO-DQ WACKINESS FOR THE CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE NO. 1 CONTENDERSHIP~! Crow vs. “Hollywood” Spike Jenkins vs. Jimmy “The Demon” Liston vs. Todd Cortez Um... I would say Crowe or Spike... but since I doubt Crowe's heart is into the CW title as much as Spike's could be, I'll go with Hollywood. FOLLOW-UP FRAY~! David Blazenwing vs. Insane Luchadore Come on IL... win every so often would ya'? OPENING ONSLAUGHT~! Tryst vs. Munich Mmmm.... warm body....

No worries man, mistakes happen.

I sent it to chirs3... like it said on the card to send it to. Where it went from there, I have no idea. Not that it's that big of a deal I guess... it's not a spectacular match or even any more than a squash... but I just don't want another no show on my record.

Double no show for me? What the fuck? I sent in a match.

Free win! If I write.

Mind updating us on stolen bases every so often?

Reads like Danny wasn't expecting to win by that last part... Uh... where do we go from here?

Booked agian...

Kindly fuck yourself. The rest of the no-showers too. I'm sorry that I had asked for time off well before the card was posted and didn't recieve it. My bad.

*Runs in and pins all four participants.* New tag champs! ... champ?

*Idles alone in chat.* *Cries a single tear.*

I also wont be showing today. I think I'm going to need to take a couple of weeks off too. My parents are closing on a house on the 28th of this month and I plan on spending the next few weeks getting all of the stuff around this place packed up. Anyways, I'll let you all know...

Yay for updates~! Now if we could only get the rankings done.

Boo... Toxxic is sent back to the swelling midcard.