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I no-showed. Go me!

For anyone that missed it, I *am* the number one contender to the title. But I am the last champion. So I should get the title shot first, beotch. And my match is up. And I was the champion before you, and never recieved a return shot... so what's your point?

Happy birthday to Ced Ordonez, the little referee that made it big... or something.

Damnit to hell! So close...

For anyone that missed it, I *am* the number one contender to the title.

Yay for me being on here! Yay for me having a longer reign than Spike! Also, shouldn't this: Longest Title Reign - Johnny Dangerous, 70 Days Most Title Reigns - Wildchild, Alan Clark, and Johnny Dangerous, 1 Most Days with Title - Johnny Dangerous, 70 Days have Spike, Flesher, and me on the Most Title Reigns part?

Yay for me jobbing to Strangler and such. Oh wells, this is my 100th post under this name. That's kind of a neat thought.

Edit that stuff out IL! There's time for a losing matches thread later!

In at 5689. I'm not too confident about this one.

I just passed 1.5k, and I'm done for the moment. I'm sure I'll pick it back up in a hour or so... Not feeling like I'm doing too well though. Edit - Well, it's now 9:15 CST, and I've just passed 2.4k meaning I wrote probably about 800 words in the last half hour or so. Trucking right along at the moment, but I'm also about to leave to go bowling. I'll pick this up again tonight and hopefully keep at it.

It's just Spike, Jackie, and myself in chat at the moment. PLZ CUM CHAT W/ ME!

Yay for the Glory Holes making it to the playoffs! Yay for a close division! And yay for James getting to go to the playoffs too!

I have 560 words, I think. Yay me!

Thank you, Muzzums. You are certainly a prince among men.

My match is getting spanked.

Well you can't really just no-sell that, WC, as it's part of both mine and Crowe's backstories.

*Ahem.*

I always pictured Crow as more of a Keanu Reeves type of character.

LA IS TEH OVER .500~! We better make the playoffs, or else... *shakes fist*

I believe this has to be my favorite card within my time here in the SWF.

Is there someway we can push the draft back to later? I wont get off work until about 7:00 cdt.

Fear is your, Fear is your, Fear is your only God!

I suck... just about as much as the West... Los Angeles - 49-56 .467 Las Vegas - 47-58 .448 Phoenix - 47-58 .448 Seattle - 47-58 .448

Um... my craptacular match won me the number one contendership for the cruiserweight title. Yay. Now comment.

I didn't get an award.