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If anyone sees this, then hello and I've missed you. There was some talk of the SWF on Facebook last week and it got me feeling all sentimental, so I thought I'd stop through. Hopefully someone will see this and say hi back.

Stuff shall be happening for much yayz.

"Sir?" ... "Sir?!" ..... "SIR!" "What?" the gruff voice of The Crimson Skull calls back. He sits, slouched down in his leather office chair. "Sir, we're getting very low on... um... resources." "Resources?" "Money, sir." Heff responds soundly. "We're getting dangerously low." "How low exactly?" "Our account has been negative since Friday." "Damn... well, guess it's time for some cost-cutting procedures." Skulls rises to his feet. "Gather the men!" "... and then kill them all." "Sir..." Heff sighs, "all the men are gone." "Gone?" "They left last week when I informed them we had no money to pay them. Besides, they're union. We could never kill them." "Damn them... well, besides harvesting organs, do you have a backup plan?" Just then, are bickering duo are interupted by the tv. Why we didn't notice it playing until just now, I don't know. Magic, perhaps? lolz. "Coming Thursday, June 12th to the Arena Monterrey in Monterrey, Mexico... it's the S! W! F! presenting 13th Hour with over two hours of live wrestling action featuring your favorite stars of the squared circle!" A barrage of colors fills the tv screne as clips of various wrestlers flash across the screne. "Don't miss any of the action as SWF World Heavyweight Champion the Insane Luchador takes on Doctor Pirata in non-title action!" More highlights go here. "Also scheduled to make appearances include 'Hollywood' Spike Jenkins, Annie Eclectic, TKO, and the return of The Crimson Skull!" Skull turns and glares at his partner in crime. ... "Well, I did have one idea."

Calvin invented Calvinball.

Book me, I guess. I mean... why not?

I remember you from IGN... not from the WF, though. We might have played Diablo together as well. ... or maybe that was 0Steak0.

I loved me some NES, though.

(Y) IL.

... and niggers.

I know that, I'm just saying that JHawk was someone random to chose to hack. Well... not really hack... hacking takes skill.

Umm... hrmm... uhh... JHawk seems like a random choice.

Hmm... all though they did remove the blurb from the video page saying that he worked for PC Gamer as well. ... or maybe I've gone completely off tit.

I always thought Meth was more of a Missouri drug. I know it's bad in a lot of the smaller towns and especially up by Kansas City. But yeah, I don't give a fuck who anyone is... I'm still going to make fun of them.

Noooooooo...

... not that there's anything wrong with that.

I, for one, am glad that my state hasn't been grouped in with the South.

Because you touch yourself at night.

Amen, brother. But I really rather like my tiny little existence here in the midwest. I feel safe.

'bout time. Shit.

I still haven't got Brawl, which I would like to buy before this... and, well, GTA IV.... and a lot of other good games...

You all are about a solid two months behind my friends and I on riding the Zero Punctuation bandwagon. I'd forgot the name of the site and was glad to see it mentioned here this morning.

Did it give you the "Corrupted Save Game" message, too? My saves are listed as such when I am offline, but when signed on to Live, I can access them just fine. That's probably what happened. D'oh.

I, too, quiet enjoyed Saints Row even though I've never had the bullocks to finish the entire thing. I think it's mostly because my original game somehow got deleted and I had to start again from scratch. Anyways, I'll be on CoD 4 tonight probably after midnight cst if anyone would like to try and catch me during my once a month outings on Live.