Ced

Thank you, "None of the Above" option. I really wish WWE would compromise a bit more and make a few more shirts with "Less is More" in mind.

That's brilliant yet so very wrong.

For a second, I misread Big Vito as Big Sal and was about to break my monitor. Signing Big Vito isn't exactly lighting my world on fire, but he's an acceptable pickup.

I blame Dragon's Lair and Space Ace for starting the trend. Those two games were way overloaded with the cinematics... Movies are alright when it's a transition from one section of the game to another, but not when damn near every little plot device requires one.

It's easier to eat while on the freeway than a regular taco. I found that to be a major plus.

I thought he was the Shen Long of WWF games, the urban legend people still debate as fact.

# Far Cry (2006) (announced) # Fear Effect (2006) (announced) # Hunter: The Reckoning (2006) (announced) # Night Claws (2005) (announced) # Dungeon Siege (2006) (filming) Have fun. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm gonna need a second nailbat. Shit's gonna get messy.

If you said "John Cena sounds like Will Smith as portrayed by Alfonso Ribeiro" I'd be more inclined to agree.

Given the choice between Sour Cream & Onion or Cheddar & Sour Cream, I'd have to go with Sour Cream & Onion. I have had days where Cheddar & Sour Cream just didn't cut it for me. I can't say that for Sour Cream & Onion.

Replace Hassan with Christy Hemme and I'll agree with you.

I could've sworn I spotted Super Delfin and Great Sasuke during that promo.

And the answer to the burning question of "Where's Shelton?" is : he was there as the dark match versus Buff Bagwell...oh wait, my mistake...Robert Conway. And the nip slip diva did indeed have pasties and it looked like even those were about to go before Hebner stepped in with the towel.

Super Ghosts & Goblins. I used a Game Genie and that game was STILL fucking hard.

Jesus Christ...I've seen backyard wrestling with better technical skills used. The commentator trying his damndest to sell this shitfest as wrestling clinic is the only saving grace of the match. I just lost it on weak-ass chop and oversell followed by the THE MOST DEADLY LEGDROP~! that had absolutely no air. Hilarious.

Shawshank Redemption Legend of the Drunken Master Bloodsport Street Fighter II: The Animated Movie

If Boll makes another movie adaptation of a video game, I'm going to have to bring the nailbat to his head. That said, I'll be keeping my schedule fairly open for the next year and a half.

Remember kids, taking a face bump for an Exploder of the apron after being busted open hardway is never a good idea. That was the first cringeworthy spot I've seen in awhile, as in the "I'm not even sure I want to replay that" variety of spots.

I picked up Riviera for the GBA as soon as I got my paycheck. I played it for an hour and so far I'm intrigued in the battle system and the move/look interface on the field map reminescent of an old-school point & click adventure. I would've picked up Atlier Iris for the PS2 as well, but instead, I told my buds working behind the counter to keep one stashed away for me until the price drops. $50 for a game still doesn't settle well with me.

Poor sap didn't even see it coming. That is one fucking masterful ownage. It should be obvious by the transcript that this is NSFW, for those that want to click on the link.

I liked how in WWF Warzone, you could tell that Davey Boy Smith was obviously reading off cue cards in his promo video. That's about all I remember aside from the greatness that was running then falling flat on your face trying to do a running grapple. And to make sure we are on the same page here, yes, by "greatness" I do in fact mean "controller-breaking frustration".

Ced what place is that? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> A place called Juicy Burger near my place (Pretty sure it's one of those smaller chains). Nice fresh meat and flame-grilled. They have deals from time to time and right now it's a third-pounder for $1.99. I had two last night with mayo, ketchup and diced onions and that filled me up nice and quick. It's good stuff.

Goddammit. I suddenly have a disturbing urge to bring a sack of doorknobs to next week's supershow.

Since the last IGNJL show. Somebody will have to fetch an almanac, because I'm bad with dates. Hell, I can't even remember what year that was.

Oh fuck...Kibs is a mod. Somebody gonna get it now.

A GuitarFreaks-DrumMania session is the greatest. Can't really vouch for the complete session with KeyboardMania since fucktards kept snapping off the keys until the arcade gave up and sold it. GuitarFreaks and DrumMania get more of my tokens than DDR and PPP since they're a bit more interactive music wise. That and my legs don't stand up to long sessions of DDR like they used to.