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The big question remains: "Will my PS3 blow up within 2 years?" Now onto serious matters... At this point, processing speeds and polygon counts are a bit irrelevant to me in comparison to what games go to which system. I'm a pretty big RPG/Strategy nut, so Microsoft is going to have to push pretty hard in order to pull me out of the Sony and Nintendo camps.

Andy, Joe and Mai are all out? Incredible. But Eiji is in and Duck King makes his KOF debut so I can accept that trade-off.

I thought last week's replay of the first episode meant they were going into replay rotation, so I missed most of last night's RC. "Why do you have a steering wheel on your pants?" "Yaaaar! Because it's driving me nuts!"

If I'm recalling correctly, Hindu squats are basically repeated squats with your heels off the ground and using your arms for balance and momentum. I'm sure somebody can explain better, but that's what they essentially are. I just did about 25 cold and they indeed hurt like a bitch. I'm going to stop there since I'm happy pissing Mountain Dew and can live without seeing Dr. Pepper exiting my urethra.

I hope you taped that fight, Mike...

The only thing I will give Masters is that he's fairly competent behind the mic, but I haven't been impressed by what I've seen from his wrestling abilities. I laughed when the crowd gave him a boring chant about 5 seconds into a minute squash. The whole Masters Lock Challenge is probably the smartest thing WWE can do with him if they want to keep him on TV since it gives him exposure and plays to his strength behind the mic without exposing his lack of in-ring skills.

I'm with UYI here. It looks like it an Apple inspired design. I'm not a big fan of the minimalist design, but I guess they could do worse. ...And, is that the disembodied head of R.O.B. to the right of the controller?

Launched through the sun roof and hitting power lines 50 feet above the ground? Did the cars have a rocket-propelled ejection seat?

I watched tonight's Benjamin-Michaels match and thought to myself, "Why wasn't THIS the PPV match?" I thought Shelton's match with Jericho was Match of the PPV and this RAW match just blew my socks off. I liked the storytelling surrounding Benjamin actually being one step ahead of the veteran, and avoiding Sweet Chin Music with his own kicks (The dragon whip, then that huge standing high kick, not to mention the "What now?" kip-up right in HBK's face) and Benjamin's greatest attribute, his athletism, being his ultimate downfall and leading to possibly the most brutal looking superkick ever. HBK going over doesn't amount into much in the big picture, but it's these kinds of matches that make me happy to be a fan.

The chunk of time between the Diva Magazine shill and the Masterlock challenge was excruciating to endure for me. The rest of the PPV was acceptable though, with the Jericho-Benjamin opener being quite awesome. And everybody needs a little more of the Viscera Hustle in their lives. In animated GIF form, if you will.

The first thing that popped into my head was "50 year anniversary? The hell?" Did some quick research on the matter, and it seems that before they hit the game market in the 1970's, they made rocking horse rides. They should make an anthology out of that, too. Back on topic, thank you, Namco, for finally giving me an anthology with Rolling Thunder. Only took you five other compilations and not shipping Encore to the U.S. to finally get it. Jerks.

My friend picked up Armored Core: Master of Arena (PSX), Shining Force II (Genesis) and the friggin Arc the Lad Collection (PSX), all for $15. I'm insanely jealous and angry at his pickups.

I never really liked Chris Candido as a performer, but I did respect his efforts to rehabilitate himself to the point that he was at before his death. Just a shame to see so much amount to nothing in a cruel twist of fate. I hope people that personally knew Candido do him a favor and watch over Tammy Sytch since the last thing we need is two tragedies coming out of this.

With the exception of sub sandwiches, I always eat the crust or outer portion first and eat the center portion last. Whenever I go the seafood buffet near me, I always start with scallops and walnut shrimp, and end with a serving of green tea ice cream. If I get a bottle of lemon-lime soda, I purposely shake it and drink it flat. Know what balut is? Yeah, I eat that on a frequent basis. It makes me laugh whenever they bust it out on game shows as a "gross out" food.

With the exception of the use of the Gangrel Elevator, HHH's WM X-Seven entrance was much better overall in comparison to the WM21 entrance.

It's times like this that I'm glad I have connections within my local GC.

I no-sold an enzuigiri when I was in the 7th grade.

Regulator.

One or two more games out of each series, which equals 8 to 16 more games for the NBA and the teams to earn a little extra revenue.

Whatever multi-team tag match had me as the referee diving onto everybody on the outside rather than counting everyone out. I know I wasn't even involved in writing it in any way, but still...

Everything being new and fresh made me crack up at every little non-sequitur. I'm going to have to watch it a few times to see what holds up. My favorite moment easily is the GI Joe "Learning is Half the Battle" skit, complete with theme music. And Stewie's reaction to Brian's Freudian slip at the Tucker house is absolute gold.

It seems Superman gets his apparel from Under Armour and that the S Shield is only there to hide the logo.

Was that the one that starred Lyle Alzado and lasted only a handful of epiisodes before getting shitcanned?

Actually, I'm Filipino, which makes me the Mexican of the Asian community. Some applications and surveys have started giving us our own bubble, which is quite the rock. And I have been racially profiled after a red light violation. The cop checked off Hispanic.

Seriously, I was about to give you a thoughtful retort but I had the urge to smack you upside the head after reading that line.