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I swear Bandai should just make .hack//The World. Forget the MMORPG within a RPG, and actually make The World an MMORPG. Get the character classes, NPCs playing Kite, BlackRose and the rest of the crew, and the entire "Something's not right with this game" element. There's some potential in that game.

Is it terrible that I don't even watch The Apprentice yet I still know of Omarosa and hate her with a passion?

For some reason I liked the "Twist Ending" skit's ending. "I'm really three ducks in a man costume..." *long pause with nothing happening* "Good night!" *end skit* I really liked the Beavis & BUTT-Head/Teen Titans skit. They nailed the B&B schtick perfectly and made it work with the Teen Titans spoof. The Benny Hill funeral was equally as awesome.

I think this may be the first Good Friday where I've succeeded in not eating red meat. In reality, I didn't even realize what today was and had a craving for, of all things, pancakes.

The HBKurt schtick was hilarious up until the serious Shawn Michaels montage brought it down. Kurt would've been my undisputable hero had he put on the long hair wig and superkicked Sherri or one of the officials after the montage, but for what it was, he's my hero nonetheless.

I've resigned myself to hold off on buying systems at launch and waiting for the game rosters to flesh out and prices to drop before even making a decision to get one. I got my hands on a returned PSP with a dead pixel. Honestly, it doesn't really even bother me while I'm using it, though but at the same time I'm not going to plunk down the cash to buy one while knowing about the flaw. My impressions are fairly positive on it as a unit but nothing on the current game line-up is a must have for me. On the other hand, the DS just doesn't really appeal to me right now aside from the backwards compatibility. Of course that means nothing since I already have a GBA. As for the comparison of the DS to the Virtual Boy, considering that the third parties seem much more comfortable releasing games for the DS in contrast to the Virtual Boy, that comparison doesn't hold much weight. Virtual Boy is more like the e-Card Reader; they're gimmicked to the point that it constrains their usefulness and ultimately dooms them to failure.

If that's the case, then the two brothers had a mother with good intentions but shitty decision making skills.

After 15 years, don't you think those two would accept that they're blind? And has anybody even heard of cornea transplant surgery before, let alone one that has been successful?

I liked the promo with Big Show being my favorite of the bunch, but I'm a bit sad they missed a chance to get RVD to say "Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me?" with the thumbs to self. Easy secondary nod to "Walk".

In which quarter-hour does the promo air? Help a west coast viewer out.

Nope. Living in California, home to an countless number of driving douchebags, I don't need yet another thing to think about on the road.

In regards to Dodgeball, I thought the rant by Goodman after the credits roll was a nod to the alternate ending. Or was it part of the gag as well?

It was Uncle Slam for Patriot's full-nelson slam, a horrible pun indeed. How about The Rebel Rack during Lex Luger's "Made in the U.S.A." repackage?

They should make in the Boise State SmurfTurf shade of blue if the NHL really wants some attention. They can use it as bluescreen and make it look like they're playing a hockey game over a bunch of sharks or angry midgets or something. Having a season would be nice too.

My local GameCrazy already knew about it, but I'll have to see if any of the competitors are willing to bite on the misprint and match the $20 price tag. C'mon...Fight Night Rd. 2 for $20? I'll take three.

I actually went through Devil Within and the 1,000,000 G bonus for beating it almost pays me back for wanting to maim everything in sight during the Stage 4 Boss level. Friggin' platform jumps...friggin' camera angles...

I loved it when they beefed up the newlyweds' house with all of those security measures and the thief simply waltzes in through the unlocked front door during the follow-up. Beautiful.

12/40 before turning to the cheat sheet. Not too bad considering I had such a limited library as a kid.

And detract people from attempting to steal it in fear of herniating discs attempting to lift it. I'll give the good ol' 6 month stature on the next-gens before even thinking of getting one. I gotta see if the game library pans out before selling a kidney to buy one.

Finally picked up my copy of T5. Devil Within is absolute balls, but the inclusion of the first three arcade titles makes up for that. It's nice to bust out the original Tekken and remind myself how far 3D fighting has come along. I'm also a bit annoyed in the omission of custom naming each character, but I'm mostly annoyed that I can't use my half-and-half style that I've grown accustomed to. But the fact that I can hone my skills without burning tokens makes up for that. ...and Kuma has the greatest ending to make up for his bottom-tier-ness *thumbs up*

I haven't seen the PS2 version just yet, but on the X-Box version, seeing your swollen face between rounds from the cornerman cam is frighteningly photorealistic. I got some really big one-punch knockdowns by throwing a haymaker after a parry guard. I haven't heard of any glitches though.

I'd be the guy that turns on either the hero or the villain for my own personal gain only to get wasted 10 seconds later.

Giraffe: "Why'd you leave early?" Noah: "Because God hates freaks." Giraffe: "But you let the pixie fairies onboard..." Noah: "I did?!?" *busts out the mallet* And I'm shocked that you forgot Michael and KITT turbo jumping right into the tunnel wall.

Of course, Dinosaurs ended up doing a "special episode" for the finale, where the dinosaurs went extinct because Earl messed with nature and killed some plants, or something like that. I think it was something about the carnivores suddenly developing a taste for plants and ate all of them up, forcing the herbivores to declare war on them and a nuclear war erupts, causing a nuclear winter that freezes them all to death. I might be mixing episodes, but I clearly remember Robbie being "drafted" to fight in a war in an episode that was made to look like an old newsreel. The war against the herbivores was the war over cashews. I distinctly remember the "We Are Right" campaign, the attempt to pronounce the acronym "W.A.R." and their war flag which was of course, a bullseye. I believe the extinction episode dealt with Earl's company Wesayso building over some sort of environmental area that caused plant to go extinct and having a domino effect in the food chain. The last thing that happens is the Wesayso boss guy trying to make clouds by blowing up volcanoes and having the ash fly up into the sky. Of course this causes the Ice Age and the TV reporter signing off with "...and goodbye." And to digress: "I'm the baby, gotta love me/Big, purple eyes I'm very cuddly/Especially when I hit my dad with a frying pan" Damn I can't believe I remember all of that stuff.

Almost the same game as GT3, but I like the huge expansion of the car roster. But most of all, it has the DeLorean. 1.21 Jigawatts of Ownage, mofos! Discuss.