Ced

I created the PuncHHHOut pic and someday I may again come up with something as equally hilarious, but nobody will know if I get banned.

I wouldn't touch that and I am Filipino. But if they can get rich off of selling cups of shit coffee, then more power to them. And as for the original commercial...Well, I just took a shit. *throws it into some coffee and markets it*

Pulled over twice, ticketed once. First Offense: A California Roll with a cop looking right at me. I see the cop on the side of the road, got a bit jumpy, and inadvertently rolled halfway through. Let off with a warning. Second Offense: "Going over 5 MPH on a right turn on a red light". I slow down just enough to see absolutely nobody is coming then turn onto the freeway on-ramp only to be pulled over in a matter of seconds by the cop behind me. I thought it was a bullshit call, but still lost the battle on my appeal to get my first ticket ever. Fun to note that they racially profiled me as a Hispanic. I've learned that keeping pace behind a cop car is a decent way to avoid speeding tickets.

My thoughts watching that, in a nutshell: "Well...I'm screwed..."

More info courtesy of puroresupower.com I figured it was some sort of head shot, but the initial diagnosis being multiple head shots kinda shocked me. I strongly doubt he'll ever be in the capacity to wrestle again, but hopefully the guy at least pulls through and will be able to recover enough to live a normal life.

Albert turning on Scotty 2 Hotty out of the blue with the reason being he didn't want to be a dancing hoss anymore, if I'm remembering it correctly.

I can't believe this Heidenreich. He's a deranged lunatic. Nobody is safe from this monster! Oh my God, Tazz is in serious trouble here. (grim voice mode) Medics attending to my announcing partner now...who knows what type of internal injuries he sustained after that brutal attack, that vicious assault, by a psychopath Heidenreich. (Medics put the neckbrace on Tazz) NEXT: Michael Cole finds a quarter while announcing a 5-star match.

"What an incredible high risk move by Paul London, something you'd only see here on SmackDown! Spike Dudley is in real trouble here!" Next: Andre the Giant rises from the dead.

She's eye candy capable of riding a wave of pop-idol success to keep herself financially secure for years to come. I don't know if that's talent per se, but that's what she is.

Willing Takes Fifties? OMG whore! And OMG means "Or, more germane..." just so I don't cause any further misunderstandings.

Double confirmation via Meltzer Welcome back, now do something more memorable than tripping at the company's biggest show.

Crap, I'd forgotten how stacked Season 5 was. Looks like I'm going to have to scrounge up some loose change come Christmas time.

Shannon Moore. You'd have to pay me to be afraid of him in a fight. Spike Dudley at least has the Jim Neidhart goatee going for him, but I wouldn't be too scared of him either. I'd pick a fight with Nunzio if I didn't know he could kick my ass legit.

Another midweek PPV? Is there a population of uberfans with a shitload of disposable income still watching the product that I'm unaware of?

I can't say it's fantasy shattering since I never had a thing for her anyway, even when she was THE wrestling diva. I'll just say I've seen worse falls from grace and leave it at that.

Anybody watch the Suzuki & Dupree vs Funaki & Shannon Moore match on Velocity a little while back? Not one of the best near falls ever, but it's the first time in a long while where I've seen the entire camera side of the crowd completely bite on a near fall.

I listened to him play a song while watching "When We Were Kings" on ESPN classic. I really liked the way his music sounds and want to pick up a CD or two. Does anybody have a good suggestion of what CDs to pick up or any particular songs to download?

Is this Ced Ordonez? Yep. In the truncated username form.

I DL'ed "The Thrill is Gone" just now. My God, it's absolutely beautiful. I'm sad I haven't been exposed to this kind of music until just now.

Holy crap. I wake up and find The Rule of Threes breaking some sort of speed record. Anyway, knowing Caminiti was a known steroid user, I can't say I'm shocked by the way he passed away or how early passed away. Still sucks to hear of his passing though.

I'm going Martian Manhunter here. Telepathy Phasing Shapeshifting

Chevron on the way home. BP on the way to work and school. Shell if I have the urge to get a carwash. Gas is gas.

I'm up to a 92% collection status, and making a mission out of trying to get 100%. And the Taurus and Ursa Major levels are by far the most difficult levels in the game to score well on, for me at least. By the time I get my katamari big enough to get a large cow or bear, I accidentally run over a tiny bear carving or a milk carton. That makes me so very angrily sad. I also watched the entire intro movie for the first time today. It makes absolutely no damn sense whatsoever, but I wouldn't have it any other way.

Hayabusa

Ever stop to wonder if these people make more money selling their cash flow plans than, you know, actually following their cash flow plans? Those late night ads always remind me of my favorite quote from a guy trying to sell me into buying into his cash flow program: "I've done jail time before, and so has my partner, but..." He then proceeds to pull a legitimate wad of $20 bills of his pocket to try to make me forget that part of his speech. At that point, I was out the door with as much free food as I could pilfer from the snack table.