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You look stupid answering the N-Gage's phone, the gaming system is very awkward and the video game ports are poor at best. It's supposed to be a cell phone and handheld video game device all in one yet it sucks at being either. Do the math. However, I imagine the N-Gage might go the way of the Virtual Boy. So buy one now and you might be able to sell it for 5 times the price on eBay ten years from now. Maybe.

Orton/Foley: I was praying for the Cactus Jack riff to introduce Foley, but dammit no prayers answered there. I was cringing at the shirtless thumbtack bump Orton took. Orton needed a shot in the arm to get over and thanks to several shots of steel in the arm, back, hands, and possibly crotch, he has some sort of momentum that can be used to catapult himself into stardom. It was a garbage match, but the booking was right. Thumbs up. Hurricane/Rosey vs. La Resistance: The Bathroom Break Match of the Night. Missed most this one to watch the final minutes of the Heat-Hornets game. Steve Smith gets a thumbs down for his inbound pass. Edge vs. Kane: Missed all of this to watch the beginning of the Nuggets-T'Wolves game. The way this was looking in the build up phase, I can safely assume I missed nothing special. Benoit vs. HHH vs. HBK: Gave Canada what they wanted. Now please, let it go. Good match, but I hear it wasn't as good as the WMXX match. Thumbs up.

What exactly was the chant in the sixth round? I'm waiting for the spin from the boxing apologists at ESPN for this one. My bet is on them rightfully calling this a disaster, but comparing it to an MMA/pro-wrestling match.

Bob Saget in "Half Baked" as the crack addict. Hearing f'n Danny Tanner say "I used to suck dick for coke" is funny.

*hears "PETA" and instinctively kills the nearest animal for food* Don't you usually have to donate money to get a engraved brick? If that's the case, PETA gave money to a PETCO sponsored stadium to take an extremely subtle jab at them as a company. Absolutely brilliant it that was the plan, but at least it wasn't another campaign comparing cattle slaughterhouses to the Holocaust. Though I'm not defending PETCO because for the most part they do suck at maintenance of their animals from the stores I've visited. However the perpetual annoyance that is PETA causes me to overlook that fact for the moment.

They were the Mercury Mets because they were from THE FUTURE! Hell, I don't know... Yankees didn't even participate in the TATC promotion along with the Dodgers, the Canadian teams, and a few more I'm forgetting. Those teams were really, really smart in avoiding that fashion fiasco.

Especially for the Man of 1,004 Modes, I give you the Mets' TATC jersey As a bonus, Cleveland's TATC jersey

Mets and Pirates. 1999. The first Turn Ahead the Clock Day. Shield your eyes, people, for you're all about to be exposed to... ...THE FUTURE!

The episode where Mace Windu whips robot ass was a fun one to watch.

Whoa....whoawhoawhoawhoa WHOA...there's a Victorious Boxers 2?!?

The KO recovery screen is really tough to understand at first but I got the hang of it. I'm able to get up at the count of 2 on my first knockdown. I also love the fact that you can overkill your opponent after the initial knockdown. I played as Chris Byrd vs Joe Frazier (Who has a SERIOUS glass jaw in the game) After he was knocked down, he fell into the corner and I proceeded to fire five or six more hooks at Frazier's head before the count started. My friend watched the replay with me and he summed it up by saying "That's not cool..."

My favorite episodes are Homer at The Bat, Marge vs The Monorail, and You Only Move Twice. My answer to Best Simpsons Episode would be one of these three.

I got it for the PS2 in preparation for a tournament for it this weekend. The fighting system is pretty in-depth since you can use the analog sticks to lean out of the way of punches and even parry and counterpunch. The rap soundtrack and urban influence might turn boxing purists and other people away though. It's at least a solid rental to try out the controls.

Source: Reuters I'm expecting lots of stuff blowing up and many CGI rendered aliens if this gets made. Of course, the million dollar question is "Who plays Samus?"

I don't think there is a suit in the world that could make Mick Foley look styling. However, in the end, nobody matches the style that was Undertaker in rattlesnake pants...except Naked Mideon.

I remember playing NBA Jam as the Sacramento Kings, which consisted of Waymon Tisdale and Spud Webb if I recall correctly. I also remember sucking really bad. I'm more familiar with Midway's post-Jam contributions of Hangtime, Maximum Hangtime and NBA on NBC, which completely own Acclaim's contributions outright. Still played as the Kings, but with my created character (wearing a Golden State jersey) playing with Vlade Divac and Chris Webber as my CPU partner.

*tosses in a case of Corona, a case of Sam Adams, and a bottle of vicadin from his wisdom tooth surgery* So...what the hell did I miss?

Losing to a sleeperhold that isn't even locked in for two seconds in No Mercy. I know the damage to my head is severe, but dammit, I shouldn't go lights out in two seconds.

My car, a 96 Civic hatchback. It gets me to work and school, and it's fuel efficient enough to be easy on the checkbook. It's also my first and only car I've had, so there's the reason for the extra attachment to it.

Aaaaaaah yeaaaaah.....

Ced Honestly, what the hell is this thing supposed to be? Ordonez (No results for CED Ordonez) Nagata Lock Bannable Offense

I'd like to point out, for the sheer hell of it, that the two previous McDonald's HS Slam Dunk Contest winners were Carmelo Anthony and LeBron James. Also for the record, Parker blew a fast break dunk attempt during the women's All-American game, not getting enough height and catching the front of the rim.

*plasters face against monitor to see image* ...GI-GA-DY... I don't care how much of a botched spot monkey she is, I'd buy a mag with that cover in a heartbeat. As for Torrie, sorry, blondes just aren't my bag.

*Ced presses the lazy button*

DJV was a rental for me. I like the game overall, but the arcade pace and feel along with the lack of wrestling personas prevented me from purchasing it. DJV w/ Aki's Wrestling Game Engine = Rental SmackDown!: HCTP = Rental SmackDown!: HCTP's presentation + Aki's Wrestling Game Engine =