Ced

I found out I have calcium deposits in my balls after they ultrasounded them after my big twisted testicle debacle a few months ago. For those who aren't aware, my testicle twisted and took an excruciatingly long time to untangle. I had an ultrasound done to make sure the blood was still flowing. Well about a month ago, my doctor sent me this referral to see a urologist for "treatment of multiple stones in the testes" that were discovered at said ultrasound. So a week ago I had them checked and that's when they told me they were calcium deposits. The urologist tells me they can't really do shit about them except evaluate them. Now I have to get ultrasounded again this month and every three months for the next year to make sure nothing is growing. Because of my testicular condition, my chances for testicular cancer have increased. I do intend to father children one day, so believe me when I say I'm taking all the precautionary measures. I feel for you, Rico. Things like this frighten the shit out of us, but we always have to hope for the best.

I have an air raid style of offense in NCAA Football. I just go for alot of short yards with my wide recievers running hooks and drags within 10 yards and let them try to get the first on the run after the catch. And to give me the time I need, I pump fake ALOT.

I request that my boardname be changed to plain "Ced". That is all.

To continue, in the 3rd off-season, I turn down a job at Nittany and stay with the Spartans, recruiting a trio of fine wide outs. And Miami starts out as the #1 and we Spartans begin at #37, which is absolute blasphemy in my eyes. So what do I do in my scheduling? That's right; Miami... You. Me. RIGHT HERE in this very ring. Week 1: SJSU at #1 Miami to start off the 4th season campaign. First half. I'm pissed, I'm ready to whip some ass. Second play of the game: We fumble, Miami picks up the ball and finds the endzone. Shit...0-7 in under a minute with 5 minute quarters. We continue to struggle on offense, but our big D hustles to help our field position after punts and we end up with a field goal. The half ends with the score 3-7, Miami leading. Third Quarter: Hijinks ensue as Miami fumbles the ball deep and my #2 CB tries to run it back...and fumbles himself. Miami picks up the first down off the giveaway and things are looking bleak as they convert for a TD with a minute to go in the quarter. Miami is up by 11, score is 3-14. Fourth Quarter: We start off on our own 45 and I get crazy with the Hail Mary on a third and long. Miami goes deep, but I hot routed all 5 WRs into an all hooks and sling it to my speed WR and he's to the twenty with about 4 minutes to go. My redzone attempt struggles but I finally plow into the endzone with my FB to shrink it down to a 4 point Miami lead with a little under 3 minutes to go. We stick Miami's special teams within their own 20 but Miami goes clock killer on us with the run. They seem to be succeeding, getting to their 40, causing us to burn a time out in the process. The run attack continues, but my MLB says Hi to the RB and pops the ball out of his hands. Miami recovers but it takes a hell of a bounce back and they have a third and 20 situation on their hands with about 1:45 left. Timeout SJSU. Next play, we blitz but the QB gets a short pass off in the open. Two CBs give chase and we get him just short of moving the chains. Final timeout is burned to give us about a minute and a half to run our two-minute drill. And that turns out to be unnecessary as my WR plays a game of Run, Crazy Mofo, Run and finds the endzone off the punt. SJSU up by 2. We show balls by going for two, but fail. Now Miami gets to play two-minute drill with the 1:15 seconds given to them after the kickoff. They start at their 25 and proceed to torch me twice deep and find themselves at our 40 with 0:45 seconds to go and I'm getting pissed. I finally get some slack as I sack their QB off a well-timed line shift forcing them to go back 5 yards and burn a time out. Now a second and long and the pass is batted down. 3rd and 15 with :40 seconds to spare. We blitz our linebackers and he forces it out to the sidelines...and right into my #2 CB who redeems himself by making the huge pick. I immediately run him out of bounds to seal the deal. Our next drive is academic: Kneel down, Miami timeout, kneel down, Miami timeout, kneel down, and we celebrate on the field because we finally beat the damn Hurricanes 16-14. We're 1 and 0, bitches. My heart dances like an idiot as I see my Spartans skyrocket to #12 and Miami fall to #17 in the polls. I'm not sure if I can finish this season now. Just beating Miami finally is enough for me.

Team: San Jose State Spartans Prestige: * Difficulty: Heisman Playbook: Run N Gun 1st Season: 7-4 record thanks to the cupcakes on my schedule, but losing an overtime battle to Boise State and getting trounced by Fresno State, Hawaii and Virginia Tech (the team I selected to offset the cupcakes). No bowl game and ranked in around #50. Prestige goes up to **. 1st Off-Season Key Recruits: - A pocket QB with great precision, but terrible scrambling skills. - A fast as frick WR that's gone once he catches it. - The MLB that kills RBs dead if he finds the gap. 2nd Season: 11-2 record with a loss to a Miami team hellbent on murder. My star QB goes down in the Miami game for the season with 5 weeks left, but thanks to my speed WR and great plays by my defense, I go undefeated in my division, gaining me a spot in the Fort Worth Bowl, but I lose to Purdue via 1st half blowout. Prestige goes up to ***. 2nd Season Off-Season Key Recruits: - The #1 RB in the nation after four weeks worth of talks. Thankfully he just happened to be a California native and focusing on location and playing time reeled that bad boy in for the Spartans. - Some decent O-liners to protect my QB. - Two good defensive tackles to complement the 'Back Slayer at MLB. 3rd Season: 12-1 starting out the season right by upsetting last year's champions Oklahoma in the opening week with a last second field goal. That fuels the fire and we Run N Gun through the season and go to the Orange Bowl as the #1 seed. The #2 seed: Miami. Even with their starting RB out for the season and me killing a WR and defensive back during the game, I STILL job thanks to an ill-advised pass late in the fourth quarter deep in Hurricane territory, losing 14-20. SJSU finishes at #5 and prestige goes up to ****.

Of course, the two month delay until the official ban on ephedra sales is making sales skyrocket right now. Spend, crazy crack monkeys, spend!

Already had one. Hardly ever touched because I always forget about its existence.

Yes it's the English translated version. Who released it, and is it available in the States?(Sorry, i just want to track that down if I can) The English translated manga is published by Viz and the first three volumes are currently available in the U.S.

Yes it's the English translated version.

It's like crack...Somebody slap me... My manga collection: Ranma 1/2 (Vol 1 through 24) Maison Ikkoku (Vol 1 & 2) InuYasha (Vol 1 through 6, 13 through 15) Great Teacher Onizuka (Vol 1 through 15) Kare Kano (Vol 1 through 6) Chobits (All 8 Volumes) .hack//Legend of the Twilight (Vol 1 & 2) Ruronin Kenshin (Vol 1 & 2) Love Hina (All 14 Volumes) Trigun Tuxedo Gin (Vol 1 through 3) Yu Yu Hakusho (Vol 1 & 2) Initial D (Vol 1 through 6) The All New Tenchi Muyo! (Vol 1 through 3) Excel Saga (Vol 1 through 3)

I'm one to constantly clean out my temporary net files and clean up my hard drive, but I've been noticing that when I begin typing up URLs in my IE address bar, sites I haven't been to in ages appear. I've cleaned out my history and favorites folder and they're still there. Somebody got a method for outting these damned spots?

That's the stuff I need. Razor Roman gets a cookie for helping hide the terabytes of porn that I...may or may not... have browsed. *runs away and gets himself a copy of Opera*

Damaramu, doesn't the Chinese language have 4 different tones for each vowel?

I'm about to finish a semester of elementary Japanese at my community college. It's taught by a Japanese man in his fifties and I think I've learned quite a bit in four months. It really helps when you're taught by a native speaker. Biiru o nomitai desu. Demo uchi ni arimasen. Shimatta... Oh, and I'd also like to say that the Japanese counting system is quite possibly the most complicated system I have had to deal with so far.

Hey SWFers, As you may or may not have noticed, I disappeared this whole week shortly after attempting to return to the active roster. Last Sunday, we brought my grandfather to our house from the bay area since his health has been declining and we're closest to a hospital in the event of an emergency. Sure enough, we had such an emergency on Wednesday night and he's currently in the hospital. Between work, school, and my current family situation, I've found it really difficult to find the time to get onto the Internet, let alone write matches. Anyway, that is what has been going on in case any of you have been wondering. Sadly, I don't think I'll be able to return to the SWF until my head is back into the game, so to speak. With that, I once again bow out of action in hopes of returning in the future. Ced Ordonez

Past Life Name: Susan Ondaraget Past Life City: Yakima, WA Past Life Job: Teamster How You died: A group of monkeys attacked you and clubbed you to death. My past life death owns my current impending death.

WOOOOOO! I just full comboed After the Game of Love on Heavy! (hears the crowd say "Pfft...it's only a five step song..." in unison) Dammit, I should've taken a picture because I NEVER EVER EVER full combo a song. EVER! AT ALL! NOT EVEN ON BEGINNER BECAUSE I SUCK AT P.A.'ing! Oh and 4th Mix Plus, Wonderland, basic doubles: sheer bliss.

^got herpes twice, and the clap...Heyyyyyyyy!

^one of the premier sig makers of TSM

^'s name makes me think of Karate Kid Part...damn I forget which part...but dammit... ^'s name makes me think of Karate Kid for some odd reason.

Yoshida picked Wanderlei? I guess poor Yoshida's guessing that if he's going down he's going down in a big bloody blaze of glory. From what I've picked up, Yoshida has decent throws and submission techniques, but they don't help him if an insane looking sumbitch is dropping bombs on his face. If he's got anything going for him, he was at least pimped out at the press conference and put the other three to shame in style points. As for the GP finals, I'm predicting the anticipated Silva vs Jackson match will take place.

As I check off Gambling Addiction on my list of Things People Have Sued Over, I'd like to say that I've dropped a few hundred dollars every few months in a casino. You don't see me shedding tears over it or suing. Unless the woman attempted to get her husband restricted from playing at the casino in question, I don't really see her winning a cent.

This reminds me of that scene from the Simpsons where Homer tests drives a car while trying to come off as a dignified gentlemen, floors it, stops, and gets away with the free spa resort tickets in the salesman's pocket...except this guy got away with the car.

I haven't seen much of Yoshida. How good is he against strikes? I just have a strange feeling he's going to get mauled by kicks and punches no matter who his opponent is. Silva vs Jackson will be a fight that draws well should it happen during this draw or in the finals.

I suddenly have the urge to pull my Kaientai shirt out from the mothballs.