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I'd watch Freddy vs Shawn Michaels... *gets thrown out of the thread face first*

I rather pay 5 bucks for the plain white t-shirt with blue collar and armbands.

Up until 5 years ago, all the deaths and been related to visitor stupidity. The two deaths in the last five years can both be attribruted to lack of park maintenance. It's a wake up call indeed.

I wonder how many potshots at Fox the movie will make.

That's not as great as hearing "Bill Goldberg, your car is ready. Bill Goldberg, your car is ready." over a Wal-Mart intercom.

Spoiler (Highlight to Read): It reads like a bad chat session between rednecks. MR DUCKS = Them are ducks MR KNOT = Them are not OSAR = Oh yes they are CM LIL WANGS = See them little wings LIB = Well I be MR DUCKS = Them are ducks

Coach already has had 2 theme songs?

I don't know. On one hand, the group should have stop with the tomato throwing once the driver made it clear that it was inconveniencing him. On the other hand, the driver should not have incited them to throw more tomatoes, thus encouraging them. From my perspective, it's a case of two wrongs making a bigger wrong.

DA's Honeymoon: Powerbomb with Level 2 Bridge and stiff Yakuza Dick to the face to end the heated five-star affair. Oh shit, did I just say Yakuza Dick? Yes, I did...man, that's as bad as saying Naked Tombstone... Anyway, welcome back DA, and get ready for getting moved onto the outdoor patio at Player's for wrestling PPVs until February.

If you can somehow find a way to blare the theme to Rescue 911 while doing so, it'd be golden.

I guess I have to remember to keep about a thousand or so dollars of debt on my credit card so I can call up those creditors in our last fleeting moments and say to them "I win."

I love the In N Out Double-Doubles but I tried a Triple-Triple and didn't like it too much. I'd personally get sick trying to down the 20-20. Check out the funny visitor comments after the pictures.

I think Robert Vaughn is the last Mag 7 member standing.

Rick Steiner vs Randy Savage in New Japan's 2000 Tokyo Dome show. Rick Steiner ruins the finish by slipping off the top rope.

Cassandra since I suck with everybody else. I have a Conquest record that's around 3550-1325 at my local arcade to compensate for the fact that I'm completely inept against human opponents. I started playing as Talim though I'm still trying to get the combos down.

Zang! Who is that, prowling along the tarmac! It is CED Ordonez, hands clutching a meaty axe! And with a booming roar, his voice cometh: "I'm going to punch you until time and space have no meaning!!" AND FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES: Stalking out of the icy wasteland, swinging a thorned whip, cometh Vincent K. McMahon! And he gives a gutteral howl: "I'm going to smash you with such wanton cruelty, you will polymorph into a nymphomatriarch!!!" Who is that, sprinting out of the icy wasteland! It is Warrior, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! And with a gutteral howl, his voice cometh: "Blood and souls for my dark lord! I desecrate like a four-year-old on a sugar rampage!!!" Zang! Who is that, striding out of the steppes! It is Bill Goldberg, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! He cries gutterally: "I'm going to fuck you so hard, Buddha will explode!!"

What a ball the fed would be if everybody on this list was still active. I'd so get my carcass carried by Exploding Chicken to a five-star match. What the hell did I just say?

All-you-can-eat sushi. Almost always a bit pricey at dinner, but I'm all over it whenever I get the cash. I'm really partial to this local restaurant in the next town over from me and Kokopelli's in Reno and their oh-so-tasty Baby Gecko rolls. The local Indian Casino offers a real cheap all-you-can-eat buffet between midnight and 6 am which is a godsend for nightowls such as myself.

Why can't anybody kick somebody's ass as Plastic Man? Why?

If anybody needs me, I'll be in Milwaukee dispensing a few Act of God bullets...

More evidence that there are some people out there that shouldn't be allowed to reproduce.

I have a short fuse against teens that can't at least show a shred of dignity. If I had already received my donut but hadn't eaten it, I would've decked him in the face with it during the temper tantrum and yelled "There's your fucking donut!" Probably would've kicked him in the nuts in a morbid attempt to sterilize him as well. I get my shits and giggles off causing bodily harm to jackasses, disturbing as that is.

*threatens a Cutthroat-style post whoring* *realizes what he's threatening and rescinds the threat* Umm...+1

Coachman doing something that actually entertained me. Tajiri reminding us that you CAN bridge a German suplex. Goldberg pulling a Shockmaster with the front kick during his entrance. LA PARKA = RATINGS! Thumbs up pay per view.

A joke entry? Pity votes? Ballot stuffing? A large turnout of voters with fetishes for horses? OK, that last one was mean, unnecessary, and uncalled for, I admit. Still, Terri being in the final four just boggles the mind.