Exslade ZX

God, wrestling annoys me sometimes. Some music hit on the PA...so what? Why the fuck wouldn't Shane jump anyways.

"Savant-like strength." Does that even make any sense...?

I think he was trying to...just not hard enough. And man...I thought HHH was gonna come out dressed like Eugene.

There's not a mistake in that sentence. You're not that drunk.

Same guy who did the match voice overs earlier. I think it might be the guy from Sci-fi, ,who did the ECW commercials on Sci-Fi as well, but I'm not sure.

Ummm...Ouch, in regards to Edge. He got thrown into a lamp...and then a glass bowl. And Cena's trying to start a fire by knocking the lamp onto a couch.

A Val Venis Squash. Awesome.

With only 8 Divas, and being on both Raw and SD. I think it'll be shorter then that. Unless they're still only voting off one every week.

It was Bikini Boot Camp.

It's funny they cheer the one's with the boobs out the most... Until they talk. And they boo them. How the hell you expect to have a diva who can barely speak english?

Wonder if they're trying to make Miz a heel...? (that's what it looks like) Or if he's legit fucking up.

My God, Charlie completely made himself a whole fucking angle, a weekly one at that, by accidently knocking LIllian off the apron.

Well, that whole ordeal was stupid.. But it was worth it to see Big Vis slam the hell out of her like that.

Guess Eugene forgot when Triple H turned on him, and just completely fucked him up. Then again, he's a retard.

Damn everyone's dressed up tonight. Dress code in full effect. And by everyone, I mean Show, Edge and Carlito. Those who usually aren't.

Ashley who won last year signed a 3-year contract extension a few months ago. WWE still has the following search contesants under contract Maria Kristal Michelle McCool Melina Ashley Gone (that had actual characters) Christy Amy Joy Also gone is that former Playmate of the year that actually won one of these. Cant remember her name. The one that is engaged to that fag, Jeff Garcia. Carmella Deceasre, or something like that. Can't spell it. And she didn't win. In fact, after she was eliminated Im pretty sure she never made another WWE appearence again.

Ummm...Lol? Random Melina reference in there. That's funny.

Oh god...please dont tell me they're gonna do a fleas/lice angle. Rory keeps scratching his beard, and Striker started scratching his arm.

Lol, this years Diva Search theme song? Move Along. Ha, what was last year's? I know Year 1's was Walk Idiot Walk.

Edge broke the bell.

Guess that means they're gonna get the closest lookalike to win the diva search.

Melina taking dressing tips from Lita?

The hell is up with that new voice? That was kind of weird.

Man, considering I've seen around 5 ROH events in the last 2-3 days, this match is so....WWE. But at least there's Edge on commentary, and he's the WWE champ, so there's a few things that I enjoy. But fuck Cena.

Edge hates Spanish people? But anyways, that's bad ass.