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  1. EVIL~! alkeiper

    NWA Weekly Programming Thread

    An ongoing thread for the NWA television show, featuring Ric Flair, Dusty Rhodes, Nikita Koloff and the Midnight Express. I mentioned this in the General thread, but this week's show was particularly good due to the crowd. The wrestlers seemed to turn things up a notch as a result, with heels giving jobbers ten minute matches. These shows are particularly good, IMO. Every angle is laid out well and progressed most weeks. Wrestlers are showcased and presented well. I think they are about as good as jobber shows get.
  2. Rather than continuous posts in the regular 24/7 threads, I figured this would be an easier alternative. If you have/had problems receiving 24/7 programming or some other trouble, talk about it here. This can also give posters an easier reference in the future.
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    Comments that don't warrant a thread

    I picked up the Phillies' 25th Anniversery dvd set yesterday. The set contains full broadcasts of the 1980 NLCS Game 5, and World Series Game Six. The World Series game saw an interview with George Brett's brother Ken, who suggested the best way to pitch to Brett was to throw your cleat instead of a baseball.
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    WWE.com Legacy

    For those of you with 24/7 Online, talk about programming here.
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    Monday Night Wars

    A thread for ongoing discussion of Monday Night Raw on 24/7.
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    Someone want to explain

    Leena is a notorious board hacker. She was first banned six years ago but kept trying to break in. Last week, Mike inexplicably sold half the board to her. She got rid of most of the mods/admins, who started their own board and took most of the established posters with them.
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    Wrestling Forum Draft

    I'll start. http://therealtsm.1.forumer.com/index.php I wonder when someone will draft TSM!
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    State of the Sports Forum

    Past Editions: 2008 http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?showtopic=90247 So it's been five days since "the Keiper effect" has been removed from the Sports Forum. How's that working out? Traffic up? Posts becoming more enlightening? Thank god we demodded that vile hindrance Alan from our forums.
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    OAO Anime/Manga Thread

    Anyone ever hear of this? It's about a person who changes between a boy and a girl at will to suit their interests. That concept is CRAZY.
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    State of the Sports Forum

    It's funny you should ask!
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    Who fell for stupid shit the most?

    Inquiring minds want to know!
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    TSM Under New Leadership

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    "Macho Man" Randy Savage DVD talk

    I have nothing to add. I just want to see how many places I can make fun of mike on this forum.
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    I love SCSA

    You know what would be an awesome wrestling gimmick? A dumb as shit computer nerd who runs an internet forum. He could have this crazy stalker valet who buys the job.
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    100 Posts of Solitude

    You know, I still never found out why that gay porn that Leena certainly did not post said "HI ALAN."
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    MLB Mock Draft

    As promised, it is time to get this thing off the ground. Here are some specifics. -The goal is to build a 25 man roster. You can assemble any type of team you like, there is no specific requirement on number of pitchers, catchers, etc. The only rule is that you need to field a nine man lineup. -All reasonable players are allowed. This includes major leaguers, minor leaguers, negro league players, and international players of renown. -We are going in a straight draft order, with rounds taking place on weekdays Monday through Friday. Saturdays and Sundays will be rest days. You can make your pick at any time after your chosen time. -I am personally going to draft at the END of every round. -I am going to start a separate draft thread for non-players. 4am: Fokai 7am: Gert T 9am: Agent of Oblivion 9:30am: Bored 11am: Youth N Asia 11:30: Original Orange Goblin 12pm: Pinjockey 1pm: 909 3pm: Smartley Pretty 4pm: Smues 4:30: Brother Mouzone 6:30pm: Brooklyn Zoo 8pm: JHawk 8:30: Treble 9pm: HarleyQuinn 11pm: Beast 11:30: MFer First round will kick off tomorrow (Friday) with Gert T making the first selection. Now if anyone else wants to join in, they have until Sunday to do so. They will receive a late first round pick but will proceed normally through the remainer of the draft. If you wish to join, please select an available time slot. You will need to wait until Saturday/Sunday to make your first selection however. Feel free to ask any questions. Let's hope this runs smoothly. Fokai OF/P Babe Ruth SP Greg Maddux 1B Hank Greenberg 2B Charlie Gehringer CF Duke Snider SP Dizzy Dean SS Robin Yount RF Ichiro Suzuki SP Don Drysdale OF Gary Sheffield Gert T OF/1B Stan Musial SP Sandy Koufax RF Roberto Clemente LF Manny Ramirez C Ivan Rodriguez 2B Roberto Alomar SP Ed Walsh DH/1B David Ortiz SS/DH Derek Jeter 3B Judy Johnson CL Trevor Hoffman Agent of Oblivion LF Barry Bonds SS/3B Alex Rodriguez UT Pete Rose 1B Mark McGwire RF Sammy Sosa OF Juan Gonzalez SP Gaylord Perry 3B John McGraw SP Don Sutton C Darrell Porter SP Eddie Cicotte Bored CF Willie Mays C Josh Gibson SP Pete Alexander 3B Ed Mathews 2B Napolean Lajoie SP Jim Palmer 1B Jeff Bagwell LF Al Simmons SP Phil Niekro SS Alan Trammell RF Paul Waner Youth N Asia CF Joe Dimaggio 1B Lou Gehrig RF Al Kaline SP Tom Glavine 3B Chipper Jones SS Ozzie Smith C Bill Freehan 2B Ryne Sandberg RF Larry Walker LF/RF Joe Carter SP Orel Hershiser Original Orange Goblin 2B Rogers Hornsby C Johnny Bench SS Cal Ripken SP Whitey Ford SP Juan Marichal RF Tony Gwynn OF Reggie Jackson LF Albert Belle SP Mike Mussina 3B Pie Traynor 1B Don Mattingly Pinjockey SS Honus Wagner 2B Eddie Collins RF Mel Ott OF Turkey Stearnes C Roy Campanella OF Cristobal Torriente 3B Ron Santo 1B Keith Hernandez SP Curt Schilling SP Kevin Brown DH/3B Edgar Martinez 909 RF Hank Aaron SP Bob Gibson 1B Jimmie Foxx SP Bob Feller 1B Frank Thomas SP Catfish Hunter CF Kirby Puckett 2B/IF Paul Molitor LF Ralph Kiner SP Bob Lemon CL Bruce Sutter Smartley Pretty SP Walter Johnson SP Tom Seaver SP Pedro Martinez SP Bill Foster SP Frank Viola 3B/1B Harmon Killebrew SS Barry Larkin CF Billy Hamilton 2B Willie Randolph RF Darryl Strawberry CL John Franco Smues SP Roger Clemens 1B Albert Pujols SP Randy Johnson SP Johan Santana C Gary Carter 2B Frankie Frisch 3B Frank "Home Run" Baker SP John Smoltz SS Joe Cronin CF Andruw Jones LF Goose Goslin Brother Mouzone CF Ken Griffey Jr. SP Cy Young SS Ernie Banks SP Tim Keefe RF Vladimir Guerrero LF Lou Brock 1B/LF Willie Stargell SP Ferguson Jenkins 2B Red Schoendienst C/IF Biz Mackey 1B Jason Giambi Brooklyn Zoo LF Ted Williams SP Lefty Grove SP Steve Carlton 2B/1B Rod Carew C Bill Dickey 3B Wade Boggs 1B Johnny Mize CL Mariano Rivera OF James "Cool Papa" Bell SP Hal Newhouser SP Lefty Gomez JHawk CF Mickey Mantle SP Nolan Ryan 3B Brooks Robinson C Carlton Fisk RF Rocky Colavito SS Luke Appling 1B Frank Chance 2B Johnny Evers LF Joe Medwick SP Herb Score RF Kirk Gibson Treble 2B Joe Morgan RF Frank Robinson SP Warren Spahn C Mike Piazza SP Robin Roberts SS Arky Vaughan 1B Sadaharu Oh CF Max Carey LF Minnie Minoso 3B/LF/1B Miguel Cabrera 3B Stan Hack HarleyQuinn LF Rickey Henderson OF Joe Jackson 1B Cap Anson C Mickey Cochrane SP Kid Nichols SP Rube Waddell 2B Lou Whitaker CL Dennis Eckersley 3B Matt Williams 1B/DH Jim Thome SP Bob Caruthers Beast OF Oscar Charleston SP Satchel Paige SS John Henry "Pop" Lloyd 2B/IF Jackie Robinson LF Carl Yastrzemski 1B/LF Mule Suttles RF/P Martin Dihigo C Gabby Hartnett 1B Eddie Murray SP Carl Mays CL Hoyt Wilhelm MFer OF Ty Cobb SP Christy Mathewson 3B George Brett SP Eddie Plank SP Mordecai "Three Finger" Brown 2B Craig Biggio LF/1B Willie McCovey SP Bert Blyleven RF Dave Winfield CL Rollie Fingers SS Nomar Garciaparra alkeiper 3B Mike Schmidt OF Tris Speaker C Yogi Berra SP Carl Hubbell LF Tim Raines SP Smokey Joe Williams 2B Chase Utley 1B/3B Dick Allen SP Dazzy Vance CL Dan Quisenberry RF Sam Crawford
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    MLB Mock Draft

    Actually, it was moved to an entirely new forum. This forum has been allowed to grow and prosper now that alkeiper is not around to much it up with his crap. Like content and discussion. The forum sucked when we had that stuff.
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    In all seriousness, I think you guys should get away from discussing board matters there as a matter of policy. It really doesn't help things at all.
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    Wrestling Roster Draft: Luxe & Reduxe

    I'm not certain if KKC wanted both announcers, but he can likely swap out a pick when he returns if he desires.
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    Wrestling Roster Draft: Luxe & Reduxe

    Hang on tominator after you make your pick. I've got Kamala's picks ready to go.
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    Spring Training 2009

    And already Paulino has been traded again to the Marlins for Hector Correa.
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    MLB Mock Draft

    Fixed. Beast's team is pretty interesting. Paige, Charleston, Lloyd, Suttles, etc. I would've taken those guys myself given the opportunity.
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    Wrestling Roster Draft: Luxe & Reduxe

    In all seriousness, I took El Dandy because he was one of the five best workers left on the board. I figure on getting him over by pairing him with Dusty Rhodes from time to time.
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    Wrestling Roster Draft: Luxe & Reduxe

    Who are you to doubt El Dandy?