Dark Age

No. Talking pies are one thing. But potatoes? That's just silly. I've just read the SmackDown! spoilers and I must say I am dissapointed. Read on to be spoiled...... The belt did not become a talking pie. There were no Muppet references, or LOTR references. There was no mention of midgets, or gnomes or even turnips. This just adds another 10 layers of suck onto SmackDown! Back to the PIE~!

So did they turn the belt into a talking pie or what? If they didn't, then I'm not watching. If they did, I'm sold on GAB.

What? I really have no idea what you just said.

Of course. The pie could be the conscience of the champion. It offers wisdom and power. Eventually, the pie will be stolen. Then, and only then, do we learn that it can talk. We could have the pie turn heel in a shocking beatdown on Eddie Guerrero. Soon, the pie will be hell bent on dominating SmackDown. Nothing can stop it. That is, except the original champion. He has the power to defeat the pie. He has learnt all the pie's tricks. We then get the big showdown where we learn of the pie's fate. The Pie = MONEY

The pie MUST talk. The whole thing just doesn't work without it.

The pie could be someone's best friend, and in a heartwarming scene, they must decide if the pie lives..... or dies. Simpsons Jokes: The last refuge of the damned!

Ok that would rule. In fact make it a talking pie.

Hey don't blame the belt. It's not the belt's fault. What did the belt ever do to you?

Undergalf should SO be given the WWE Title. Or just give him the cruiserweight title. It will solve all problems.

Then who is Gandalf? Make McMahon's hair white and long, and it could work.

We already have Gandalf with Fertig.

Tajiri could play one though, right?

Can Rey Mysterio play one?

How about elves? They're kind of nutty. Or goblins. Or big hairy fat dudes. They would pass as suitable contenders to a LightWeight belt in WWE land.

Mabel then walks out, to the disgust of everyone. Yeah, I suck.

Damn straight. Get that jackass midget in. He'd be fun. He can kick Orlando Jordan in the testicles, just to amuse me.

They should bring OZZY~ in to challenge for it. That would fuckin' rule.

Nah, I think she died. They should just give it to Super Mach and let him retire with it. Then he can give it to Mideon. And he can feud with Viscera. Hooray.

Money in the bank. He could even come out dressed as 'Hervina' or whatever the hell he called himself. Hilarity would ensue as Love tells Harvey he loves him, before making the shocking realization that he's a man. Oh the funny. My sides are splitting.

She can't win it. Her tits weight more than 200lbs. Stacy Keibler, though.......

Ed Ferrera could be the first challenger. Or Harvey Whippleman (sp?). IT WOULD MAKE MILLIONS!

That would be pretty funny. He can feud with the Brawler. Or the Easter Bunny from Vengeance. No doubt it would be really funny.

You should have the Noble/London match on pay per view. That Velocity match was swank.

Isn't that a good thing? You're saying you want to see him get his ass kicked, which is what WWE wants.

How can you ban someone for having a different opinion than the majority? You smarks, all the same. Taker and Kane rule. Benoit sucks. Kane carried Benoit in their match at BB. Blah blah blah.