Dark Age

Where you calling Rock everything you called Hogan? You couldn't be further from the truth.

BTW, watching the Taker/Bret match from One Night Only, did anyone notice the bird flying around the ring? Where the hell did that come from? On another ONO note, look out for the kid poking Shawn in the eye with his Bulldog figure. Classic.

I was just about to reply with that very match. Awesome stuff. One Night Only is one great show.

Booker's first name was Kole.

I dunno what's stupider. Gunn and Holly thinking they deserve a push, or WWE thinking these guys could drag something out of Mordecai and Kenzo.

Told you I wasn't Eagan.

I got owned.

Looks horrible AGAIN. I'm not watching.

Gerrard stays! And so does Owen! And Baros! Everything's coming up red.

I told you all Baros was gonna do it. Hooray for my £670!

Did they wheel him out in the big block of concrete?

I believe that Besus should be banned. His idiocy upsets me. I also believe the following should go: GLENN That is all.

Bold Prediction: I enjoy Raw. It's wacky and fun.

It was much better than this show. At least that had a pretty good E/C/Hardyz schmozz against Hollys and Too Cool. Big Show winning the title was also pretty cool at the time. What did this show have? Fat guys getting killed and JBL as Champion. Superb.

I can't believe all you idiots. A man has LOST HIS FUCKING LIFE on a WWE ppv and you are all laughing about it! You make me sick. I hope that the Undertaker and Paul Heyman burn in hell, the evil bastards. BURN IN HELL I SAY! R.I.P Paul Bearer (Show the guy some respect)

God, Glenn. If you are going sneak back in here, be a little more subtle.

I think I've been banned already. Never mind. New account for me. YAY!

Any of you at this place now? I keep seeing animal porn and the like, so I guess that's one of you guys.

No. Everything should be bad wrestling tonight. The Holly/Mord and Gunn/Kenzo matches should both go 20 minutes. It will amuse me.

That you, Evil Dead?

They should add a Mark Jindrak squash to up the crapiness. And a Bashams vs Too Cool match or something. They should set out to make this the worst pay per view ever. It could have car crash value then.

It's on Box Office? Oh fuck that shit. Of ALL the pay per views to put on Box Office, they choose this. Box Office at 1am for GAB? No thank you. Oh well. I'll download it sometime if I can be bothered.

Most people say they won't order the show, but will anyway. The ones who don't order it are the ones who never order, unless it's WM or something. When, and why, did Luther/Haas get added? Seriously, I was getting all excited that London vs Nunzio would be added after their little skirmish on SD, but instead I'm subjected to this crap? Bah. Oh well, I get to see the show for free in the UK anyway, so I'll just tape it and watch it sometime through the week. This card looks abysmal. As in worst ever. Worse than JD. I would have been kind if Nunzio/London was added, but no. When half of the card consists of: Luther vs Haas Suzuki vs Gunn Mordecai vs Holly Sable vs Torrie you know that there are problems. I don't think any of those matches will break 'DUD'. Maybe Holly/Mordie will hit 1/4*, who knows. Taker vs the Dudz would suck if it was just a regular match, but now that they have added all the crypt silliness it should be even worse. Another DUD. This card makes me sad. The Four-Way MAY be decent at best, but Cena has bored me since Mania, I don't like RVD a I haven't liked Dupree since the draft. I'm a big Booker mark, but even I'll admit he's been boring beyond belief this year. Only saving grace will be Booker getting the belt. The cruiser match should be good, but it's been done to death. The main event vould be okay, but I still don't care about it. God I hate SmackDown.

Spiny Norman. I find you mildly irksome and thus you should go.

I see. I'm going to leave now.