Krankor

Go watch Pulp Fiction while on Vicodin. It's fun.

Well, arguments normally make a little bit more sense that way. <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Fuck you. What if you spank the child for being bad, and they continue to be bad, and you hit them again, and again they continue to be bad, and no matter how many times you hit them, they continue to be bad, what do you do? You have to use a more intelligent approach to the situation. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Enough of the fucking what if's, I'm sick of seeing every post with another hypothetical situation. What if the child calls you a fucking idiot?? Then what?? Are you going to take away some tv time away? Oh my god what if that doesn't work!?!? What if your child then throws its own feces at a house guest?!? No candy for an hour! Hopefully that will do the trick. Holy shit what if THAT doesn't work and feces continue to be strewn all over the house!? My god the possibilities are damn near endless!!

That's an awesome quote. Well, arguments normally make a little bit more sense that way.

Christ 10 kids? Are you breeding an army for something?

Like I said, if you become your child's friend, this wouldn't be a problem. A child shouldn't live in fear of being spanked for doing wrong, a child should know/learn that doing bad things will result in things that he/she enjoys being taken away, stopped, other punishments, etc. The parents shouldn't grab/hit the child in the first place. Learn what they really like and take it away from them. I'm mean what they really like, such as, if they're really into wrestling like a crazy mark, punish them by not letting them have access to watch it. If they have no No. 1 thing they enjoy, create one. Like, start bringing them to a fun place for kids each weekend such as Six Flags or whatever, and hype it up like it the most fun thing ever. Make going to the place a routine, let the kid get excited about it during the week, but if the kid misbehaves, tell him/her they're not going to that place for the next week. Again, there's lots of other options besides spanking. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You seem to think the child is older. The kid is a toddler. Have you ever had to deal with a toddler that is in a tizzy just because they simply want something. Saying, 'oh no candy now' only pisses them off more. Because then they want whatever the fuck it was they wanted before and now they also want candy because you brought it up. You don't hit the child obviously. But when they are spazing out you have to get them and actually make sure they are listening to you. You do that by taking their hand and facing them toward you and telling them to stop whatever it is they are doing. Simply saying, 'hey little Billy, I'm not going to get you ice cream and you can't watch the tv tonight' as they sprint off screaming doesn't get the job done.

It's perverted. Why the ass? You're gonna give the kid a spanking fetish. This is beyond the stupidest fucking thing I have heard in quite a while. Spanking a kid gives the kid a spanking fetish? I recall being spanked several times and I don't have a spanking fetish. Throughout history kids have been spanked more often then not. This didn't result in a "spanking fetish". Something is a fetish because its fucking weird and not typically normal. So if a kid has a bladder problem and needs to wear huggies longer, he will thus have a diaper-wearing fetish? Absolutely fucking ridiculous.

I'll supply a picture of Caron Butler for nogoodnick's pick

Yeah. That's another photo life story for another time. Jamal will no doubt be portrayed as a heel. If no other reason because he's from the Univ. of Michigan.

I select... Quentin Richardson, GF, New York Knicks

OH MY GOD CAPITAL LETTERS The last three point guards that were picked were the top 3 guys on my list for a damn point guard. I have to go find someone else now.

With the official end to the Tag Team of Crunkness, Let's relive some of the fond moments.... During their first meeting in High School, Tyson was in awe with the body mass of Eddy. Eddy, however, became nauseous from hunger when he saw that Tyson did not weigh 458 pounds. When the two received their Bulls jerseys, Eddy soon warmed up to Tyson. One could almost see the beginning attraction that Eddy had for Tyson. Both players were quickly baffled with the pro game during their rookie season. After their initial rookie woes, the players decided to go on numerous outings during the off-season, or dates, to develop a closer relationship. The two friends quickly found they both had the same love, of throwing up gang signs and looking hard. Eddy and Tyson were always babe magnets when they were out on the town. The two studs didn't even have to dress up. The young ladies found them attractive enough in their sweaty uniforms. Tyson and Eddy soon realized they needed to partially clean up there crunk ways in public and act more professional about basketball. The tandem took to stopping crime and cleaning up business on the court. Here they stop the crime of a former teammate, Marcus Fizer, scoring in the NBA. The duo didn't stop with Fizer, they when on to demoralize more foes in the NBA. None better then the Lakers and Kobe’s bitch, Chucky Atkins. After finally getting to the playoffs the Eddy & Tyson connection is no more. The two had become very emotionally attached to one another. Leaving was tough for the two, but Eddy was left with a small ass grab by Tyson to let him know that he still cares.

Eddy Curry passed his physical today and joined the Knicks.

The way the round was going before I thought my pick would have rolled up around Thursday. Here it is on the verge of Saturday. Of course, the day I'm going to be out of town the majority of the day.

ALCS WHITE SOX~~!

You did good. Fuck those old women. I seriously hate when people try and interfere with others matters when it comes with children. The old women are lucky you didn't just tackle them from behind because you saw them trying to make off with your kid. For all you knew they were trying to steal your kids.

Lame

Hey check it out, the racism thread is still going!

Is he diving into Hinrich's shorts?

I just went to the show last night in Chicago. I got the tickets for free. Let me tell you what…that concert was fucking awesome. It's the best concert I've been too all year. Both bands were better than I expected. I expected a really good live show but I didn't expect anything to that level. Kaiser Chiefs were opening up for the bands. I haven't heard much from them except on the drive over I heard a song on the radio. They were surprisingly good for an opening act. The singer was nuts and was full of energy. They only played about 8 songs so I figure they must be a new with only one cd out. Weezer was up next and just blew the place away. They played songs off of all their albums. Opened with My Name is Jonas and closed the encore with Hash Pipe. They grabbed some guy from the crowd and had him play acoustic on Undone. They played more material than the Foo Fighters did. I didn't keep track very well but my guess is that they played over 30 songs. They were on stage for a little under 2 hours. They also did a cover they said they came up with that day of the Foo Fighters - Big Me. It was pretty damn good. They also randomly played Blur - Song 2 at one point during the set. They were just as good if not better than the Foo Fighters. The Foo Fighters were amazing. Opened with In Your Honor and closed the encore with Monkey Wrench. They played a lot of their old stuff. Grohl even played the drums toward the end and let Taylor sing. At one point Dave Grohl decided to just go run out onto the floor and go play at the back by the sound board. The floor was slick as hell from beer and what not and he completely took out some woman with a beer when he can off the stage to go into the crowd. Only complaint with the Foo Fighters was one really drawn out song in the middle. I couldn't even figure out what it was because it was so long, but this was when he was dicking around in the crowd. The played a lot of the songs off of the Rock Side of their new album. They didn't play any off the acoustic side though. I think Grohl got more intoxicated as the show went, but thats alright. He started talking about the first punk rock show he went to was at the Cubbie Bear in '81. He said he was going there afterward and buying shots for everyone after the show. He's a crazy bastard. They played very well. If you're a fan of either or both of these bands, you have got to check out this tour. It's definitely worth the price of admission, even though I didn't pay.

Dogs & Poker Since the dogs are smoking and drinking beer I'd join in. It didn't say if the girls looked alright or not. They could look worse than the dogs.

I'm sure Mark Madsen is still available. He'll give you those stats in the hustle category.

Tony Parker just liked being on your team that much that he lasted all the way through the madness round just so he could be a part of the Asylum.

This is the greatest event of all time.