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He was probably asleep in his big luxury hotel room during the bombing and it must have startled him and he woke up. Poor little guy.

The Cure - "In Between Days"

A cat? Whatever happened to a vibrator... I thought that the two women should have just gone down on each other, but then I thought they were probably fat. Poor Boris. Losing his wife to a cat. Pathetic. What are these names, Russian?

Out of shape Brian Knobbs was my favorite part of the episode. He seemed like a drunken biker. I think Hogan was a little stunned how excited Knbbs got when they thought up the idea to stalk Brooke on the date. Episode 2 better have a pit city.

That lineup is incredible. I wonder if Dave Grohl will be drumming for QOTSA since the Foo Fighters are playing the day after. Razorlight are a bunch of drunks. I saw them back in November and the lead singer and one of the other guitar players were tanked before they even got on stage. You couldn't distinguish anything he was singing and he would just randomly stop and drinks. Eventually he got so tanked that he decided to run around the entire venue during a song. Then commented about almost getting lost. They aren't bad, but unless they're drunk you won't be entertained.

Minnesota should really try to work a deal sending Cassell to Memphis for Jason Williams. If they could do that and add Abdur-Rahim I think they are almost instantly a playoff contender. They will still have a hole to fill with the exit of Sprewell. The Eddy Curry/Hawks scenario is starting to become a possibility. He's meeting with Atlanta Monday and Tuesday to talk about a contract. Both the Chicago Tribune and the Sun-Times have reported the past couple of days that Curry has been left with a sour taste about the slow contract process and Chicago's GM John Paxson has been saying that Curry's comments irritate him. John Paxson said he still plans on matching any offer Curry gets, but he might consider doing a sign and trade if Curry gets a long term deal that doesn't have clauses involving Eddy’s health problems. As a Bulls fan I don’t want to see the big man go, but if a sign and trade happened involving Atlanta Al Harrington and Jason Collins better be involved. The only problem then is the Bulls will have nothing useful at the center position.

Is he levitating the dog's ass? Its back paws aren't on the floor...Curious.

The Knicks are a mess. The got rid of Thomas so they are in need of a big man to fill his space. Kwame has a lot of potential but any sane gm would not trade away anyone worthwhile for him. He's too much of a loose cannon.

Oh yeah I was in the consolation bracket. Alkeiper beat me in the first round...

Shit. I know I missed the playoffs too. My team was filled with injuries. I'm sure the teams that finished in the top 4 still remember who they were.

That was a strange Double Post... I'd say Spreewell could be a decent fit for Washington but he really didn't set the world on fire last year. Washington's best bet would be to unload Kwame Brown and drop another guy and make a run at Joe Johnson.

Damn thats a big contract for him. Well Washington can forget about using Simmons to replace Hughes. With TJ Ford coming back next year Milwaukee's lineup is finally starting to resemble a basketball team. They still don't look like playoff material. The Clippers better not let this guy get away. He had problems with injuries last year but when he was playing he was a huge asset to the team. He's one of the best unknown point guards in the league.

The Wizards are going to have to go after Cuttino or Bobby Simmons. Bobby Simmons would probably be the best bet for them. He has the biggest upside and probably would the cheapest. If they could manage to drop a couple guys and make a run at Joe Johnson they would be fine. He wouldn't give them exactly the same numbers Hughes did last year, but he's a great young shooter. Last year was without question Hughes best year ever in the pros. I'm wondering if he'll be able to even match what he did last year in Cleveland.

Sandman replying to himself three times reminds me of something subliminal_animal would do. Coincidence?

Damn it. This sucks. I always enjoyed watching Molly wrestle because she was a legitmate woman wrestler. No stupid gimmicks. For instance, Lita impregnated with Kane's spawn. She was just a plain wrestler that knew how to work. That leaves Trish, Victoria, and Lita as the only women on the Raw roster that at least know how to put together a match. Not necessarily a good match, but at least something that is tolerable to sit through. The WWE might want to consider moving Dawn Marie off SD to at least make the women's division kind of exist. As it is right now they might as well just have a fatal four-way match between the 4 women wrestlers at PPV's. Hell they might as well through Stacy and Lillian Garcia in to the women's division at this rate. This seems to be the direction the WWE is going in a lot of cases. The Tag Team division on both rosters is complete and udder crap. The WWE has seemed to forget they have the Tag Team Title Belts. Whatever happened to real tag teams? I'm tired of seeing the random conglomerations of guys that don't belong together teaming up. Regal and Tajiri? Absolutely worthless. The WWE just made me throw up.

I love it. The bulls in the top 10 of the power rankings I've been waiting quite a while for this. That was a quality victory tonight over the Cavs. I'm a little concerned about the next game against Charlotte. The Bobcats have played very strong all season, and always put up a fight. Maybe Chandler and Brevin Knight will mix it up again and continue the almost brawl they started towards the end of the game on Wednesday.

^ Fat Fuck and Morbidly Obese

I'm very interested in seeing how the Bulls fair against Washington. Chicago is more than likely going to play Washington in the first round of the playoffs. Right now Washington is sitting at the 4th seed and Chicago at the 5th Chicago has a very favorable schedule coming up so they very well could get up to the 4th seed and grab home court advantage. Washington hasn't had the greatest road record this season either. So the cards may actually play in favor of Chicago for once. The Detroit and Miami games are also very important games that the Bulls need to win to prove they can really run with the big dogs of the Eastern Conference. In the debate about Lebron/T-Mac, I'll take T-Mac any day of the week over LeBron. T-Mac is currently much more of a complete player than James. James can score a ton of points but sometimes it really doesn't appear like he is giving all of his effort at both ends of the court.

That stance was quite unique. I always considered him to be one of the best at his position when he was in his prime. He was always one of my favorite players. The man could hit and field. Two things that don't seem to always go together these days. He always was a class act all the way. He's what the game is all about. He may not make the HOF but I'll always remember the Big Cat.

I'd be down with being a commish. I've done it before in past NBA leagues and I'm a commish in one league this year. So I'm down with the responsibility.

My mouth is watering over the prospect of getting Kidd or Iverson next year.

Damn, you're actually going to end up with more wins on the season than Gotham Harlequins...As a team in the consolation bracket I challenge you to a duel! That is if I can make it out of the first round…My team has been pretty terrible and has lost 5 out of the last 6 weeks.

Injuries just destroyed my team all season. Anyway I'll do better next season. As long as my keepers step up and play worth a damn. My Keepers are Rashard Lewis Zach Randolph Richard Jefferson

I haven't gotten any offers for Glenn Robinson yet. Copier paper must have been asking too much. I'll take 20 sheets of notebook paper. Not that ridiculous wide rule paper either.

All of the Shooting Guards on my team are hurt. Alan Houston - Yet to play because he has the dread "Knee Pain" Cuttino Mobley - His groin has basically been torn off his body That leaves me with Cassell, Ridnour, and Jaric at guard. Glenn Robinson is also on the IL. I'm pretty sure he's there from suffering from obesity. I'm willing to trade Glenn Robinson. I'll take anything ranging from a package of copier paper or three black pens.