MarvinisaLunatic

My mother's current favorite song is Honkytonk Badonkadonk..she's a big country fan.. I really really really really wish I didnt know that. She's 54 years old for crying out loud, and I was the unfortunate person that had to "try" and explain what badonkadonk means..image that...

The Orioles Bullpen is absolutely horrible. They had a 5-0 lead and they've let Toronto cut it to 5-2. 1 more inning before Chris Ray can come in, ugh.

I usually end up talking to them if they come through for lunch...but guess what..the ones that brought up the article are all the "late 30's married with kids" nurses. Im pretty sure that most of the nursing staff feels bad for me cause its pretty common knowledge since last years Anniversay Party where I went by myself and everyone else brought someone that I don't have a GF or anything..coincidently the 13th Anniversay Party is May 20th..I'll probably end up going cause its free food and all but Im not looking forward to it.

Ok, so heres an interesting story. I had about 5 nurses come to me today and say I should read the Dear Abby Column (link to scan) for today. Interesting little thing it is, although I never have had any intention of wearing a wig...mainly because a full wig that would look decent would cost about 5 times as much as my TV did. My only problem has been the fact that my eyebrows and eyelashes fell out, which isn't mentioned. Anyway..figured Id share..

Wasn't even shown in the preview for next week..but..

ECW coming back and DX reforming.. They might as well go for the trifecta and get Hogan to reform the nWo again while they're at it. Maybe they can get Shelton Benjamin to lead the New Nation of Domination with Mark Henry and Lashley.. Maybe they can get AA Estrada to start Los Boricuas 2006 with the Mexicools or something.. Maybe they can get ICP to come back to sing the Odd Squad to the ring..

HHH in 5 years tonight!

Lawler will bust out the "Extremely Crappy Wrestling" line..

I still can't believe we're gonna have another Invasion angle with ECW again..this basically being the 4th one.

I was thinking the same thing, but I was affraid it was only me.. And Joey Styles speaks for the Smarks!

Hmm This is fun..too bad the crowd doesnt give a shit.

Styles pretty much had to leave cause he got his ass handed to him by Lawler after his weak shoves and slap.

Joey Styles is EXTREME! LOL

Joey Styles is gonna go "fuck this" and walk off.

Joey screamed out "NEXT WEEK" like a little kid after Edge said "You're on..." but before he finished with "CRACK!"

Did Joey Styles just goof up?

Well they have to get a new youngest champion ever. In a couple of weeks.. ..and NEW WWE Champion...WHATEVER THE HELL HHH and STEPH NAME THEIR BABY!

uh..

AA Estrada talks sorta like flair..

Tombstone!

This is the stupidest angle ever.

LOL MAY 19th Ref Shirt for a Kane vs Conway match..

If Eugene all of a sudden becomes smart.. oh, and I guess Vince couldn't spare the money to have the NFL guy do the voiceovers any more.

Screaming Match! Mickie James vs Melina

Im waiting for a Bod Squad with Masters, Conway and ..uh..???