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Fuck you, you did this to yourself. You chose to chain smoke for 2 miles. You get no pity from me, sucka.

HAHAHAHAHA! Barton is such a dickhole. What a sad, sad team.

HAHAHA. The Jets coaches were fighting on the sidelines. What a sad, sad team.

I thought that was pretty clear. It was like a metaphor or something. C'mon man, work with me.

That's wild.

Tremendous. Anyway, what was with the mohawks and anarchy symbols? It's Ashlee fucking Simpson, not Agnostic Front. I hate fake bullshit like that. Anarchy and backup dancers in football helmets don't go together.

I hate WDI. It's like a beat up old car that you don't want to get rid of because that's where you got your first blowjob.

As long as you're not having stomach pain then you shouldn't worry too much about. If the stool is red then you have rectal bleeding. If it is blackish and tar-like then you have severe internal bleeding and you should seek emergency treatment. Like someone stated above, it's most likely an anal fissure or hemorrhoids. Another possibility is an ulcer, but that is usually associated with stomach pain. I've had bloody stool with severe abdominal pains for the past several months. I didn't call my doctor until a few weeks ago. The pain was unbearable and my stool was black. Initially I was diagnosed with an ulcer. I began treatment for that but the pain didn't go away. They ran some blood and I tested positive for a stomach infection called H Pylori. It's not fun at all. The treatment involves taking 8 pills a day that have hellish side effects. I also have to get a stomach biopsy, which I can't say I'm looking forward to. Cancer runs in my family so of course that has been on my mind. Anyway, best of luck to you.

Well Buffalo is out.

Good God, the Bills are choking.

I feel homeless.

I thought we were experimenting...

Dead, I think. Actually I'm not really sure. He has like 5 posts in the last two months. I think he moved or something and no longer has access to a comp. Why is your name so gay?

I'll have to tip a forty to the memory of SNKT. I loved that place. It was a perfect board to post at when WDI got too nerdy. Now I have no sanctuary. I guess the Golden Age is really over. I hope some of you guys will come visit at WDI (now with 100% less Dutch).

Here's another link: http://www.comingsoon.net/films.php?id=5020

I usually don't give a shit about reviews, but so far the write ups for "The New Danger" have been fantastic...and for good reason; the album is incredible! It is far from typical, but don't let that scare you. I haven't been this excited about an album since "Speakerboxxx/The Love Below." Anyway, read some reviews below or do yourself a favor and listen to it now... Rolling Stone Review: 4 Stars E! Online Review: Grade: A Spine Magazine Review Rating: 8/10 Track Listing: 1 The Boogie Man Song 2 Freaky Black Greetings 3 Ghetto Rock 4 Zimzallabim 5 The Rape Over 6 Blue Black Jack 7 Bedstuy Parade & Funeral March 8 Sex, Love & Money 9 Sunshine 10 Close Edge 11 The Panties 12 War 13 Grown Man Business 14 Modern Marvel 15 Life Is Real 16 The Easy Spell 17 The Beggar 18 Champion Requiem

From USATODAY.com: After several false starts, the movie version of the dysfunctional family of comic-book superheroes known as the Fantastic Four has commenced filming in Vancouver, B.C., and will arrive in theaters July 1. For those who can't wait to see who is in the signature skin-tight blue uniforms, here is an exclusive peek at the contentious clan that has been one of the most popular titles in the Marvel universe. Three of the "imaginauts" who gain special powers after being caught in a cosmic storm in outer space are rising stars: • Jessica Alba, 23, star of TV's Dark Angel, is Sue Storm, also known as the Invisible Woman, who has a romance with Reed. • Welshman Ioan Gruffudd, 30, goes from Lancelot in King Arthur to scientist Reed Richards, whose Mr. Fantastic has the ability to stretch. • Chris Evans, 23, currently seen in Cellular, is Sue's bro Johnny, a cocky pilot who turns up the heat as the Human Torch. • The most recognizable face is also the most covered. Veteran actor Michael Chiklis, 41, of TV's The Shield, will grumble his way through the role of Ben Grimm, aka the Thing, a boulder-bodied mound of power whose battle cry is "It's clobberin' time!" Don't expect a computerized brute as in The Hulk. That's Chiklis inside the craggy foam-rubber suit that, with shoes, weighs about 70 pounds. "That is the whole center of Ben's problem — he's trapped," says Chiklis. "He's a tragic hero. It's a delicate balance between formidable and ferocious and warm and fuzzy." Chiklis, who has embodied such icons as John Belushi in 1989's Wired and Curly in TheThree Stooges TV movie, understands why he got the part. "It's typecasting," says the actor, who built up his rock-man endurance by running 10Ks five days a week for the past three months. "A guy with a hard exterior who's got a beautiful heart." Alas, the Thing's trademark stogie might be stubbed out, thanks to PC concerns. Director Tim Story (Barbershop) takes a leap into the big leagues with his first summer blockbuster. "Part of the appeal of the Fantastic Four is they don't use secret identities or wear masks," he explains. "They walk amongst New Yorkers who accept them and go to the grocery store to buy milk, just regular people dealing with life who happen to have extraordinary abilities. They don't always like each other, but they do love each other." Studio 20th Century Fox is counting on audiences to share that love. The cast is signed for two sequels but for Story, it's wait and see. Julian McMahon of TV's Nip/Tuck takes on villain Dr. Doom, but the Four have formidable movie competition, as well. The Steven Spielberg-Tom Cruise remake of the alien-attack thriller War of the Worlds will invade theaters June 29, two days before Fantastic Four. Then there is The Incredibles, a computer-animated spoof on a superhero family coming Nov. 5 from Pixar and Disney, that could upstage Fantastic Four. "I'm the biggest Pixar nut in the world, and I can't freaking wait to see it," Story says. "But some of the powers are very similar, and I don't want the public to think we took elements of The Incredibles when it's the other way around."

Cartman speaks the truth.

Robert De Niro Jack Nicholson Kevin Spacey Clint Eastwood Al Pacino Anthony Hopkins Edward Norton Morgan Freeman What round did Denzel go out in?

Not until August 11th.

Utah Jazz Logo: Home: Away: New merchandise. Actual Photo 1 Actual Photo 2 Actual Photo 3 I wouldn't say they are crap. They are just boring and unimaginative. The NBA is in a two tone blue phase. It will pass soon.

I'm looking forward to seeing this kid develop. I like his attitude and he has all the physical skills to be a top qb. Unlike Rivers and Manning, Losman will be able to sit for a season or two. Great pick by the Bills.

Thanks for the clarification.

It's the exclusive home of...ME. That should be reason enough to bring your stank asses over.