Gary Floyd

Ah, so nevermind then.

-Ever since Benoit died, I've been in the WWE folders more than I usually am. It's true: The place is pathetic. I haver never seen so much unbelieveably retarded behavior on a message board since I used to lurk Livejournals for laughs. From "SUCK MY COCK CUNT" to Vampiro69's lovely posts to Angle-plex saying "fuck Debra" (yeah, how dare she get beaten like that!) that thread is both the best and the worst thing I have seen in ages. No wonder I quit hanging around that hellhole. That out of the way, Czech pretty much made the best (and funniest) posts in the thread, so he gets a "best poster on TSM" notice. The guy really is my favorite poster. -Also, Chris was apparently giving his kid steroids, and killed him with the Cripple Crossface. This whole story just keeps getting more and more fucked up. -Out of boredom last night, I read old threads of wildpegasus being wildpegasus, and I actually wondered how he's taking the whole thing. He must be a wreck, and for some really sick reason, that amuses me. So, since I don't post on The Pit but he does, how's he taking it over there? I can see the situation: He wanders the streets, drinking Apple Juice, while screaming out "WHYYYYYYYYY?!?!?" at the top of his lungs, as passer bys laugh at him. He enters the weightroom, and gets kicked out for bellyaching. He even thinks of hiring a hooker to ease the pain, but changes his mind when memories of his cousin return. He then goes on to masturbate to his posters of Bret Hart and Astoboy, and then cries himself to sleep. Meanwhile, his parents are happy, as they see this as leading to his possible death, meaning they won't have to put up with him anymore. Mean spirited? You bet, but pretty likely.

From what I recall, he claims his cousin of all people gave him a lapdance. Or at least I think.

Well, there's Invader3k, but he's turned on Bush when it comes to Iraq. There was JustPassinBy, but he was obviously a gimmick, and has been banned. Marney can be found on the chat, but she's never going to post here again. I'm sure there's others, but none of them are at MikeSC/Slapnuts/LessoninMachismo levels.

The story about his cousin was pretty bad, so I'm going to have to hazard a guess and say I'm right.

I tried posting there during the Benoit thing. It was like looking at a German Porno, only worse.

Leena was there too. I don't mind, as long as wildpegasus and CronoT never go over there. Good times last night. I had a blast telling people urban legends of the wrestling business.

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I like to imagine him smashing Andy's face against the wall while saying "it stinks!"

I always liked Jon, and that just makes him even better in my eyes.

Some cast updates thanks to IMDB: Monique Curnen ... Det. Ramirez (rumored) Nestor Carbonell ... Mayor Robert Garcia Nathan Gamble ... James Gordon Jr. Melinda McGraw ... Barbara Gordon Michael Jai White ... Gamble On-set photos.

The Smiths - "Some Girls are Bigger Than Others"

Holy shit, HHH. Too late. That was sweet.

The reviews have been abysmal. I'm pretty glad that it tanked, since I'm sick to death of torture flicks.

From what I've heard, the answer is no.

Middle aged housewives need something to listen to.

I like him. Don't know why, but I do. He's one of the better new posters.

-Well, the TSM chat is alright. Not many people seem to show up. I really love the fact that the Jetson's theme pops up in it. I did chat briefly with Amnesia. To anyone who wants to chat over there, I'm still giving it a shot. -I hope you folks liked that list of hip hop songs, since it won't continue. Theres more that I do love, but it would be pointless to continue it, as I was starting to get tired of it. -So, if he doesn't care whether or not Jimmy crack corn, why the hell is he telling us? -"Captivity" tanked, and I'm glad. I already mentioned that I'm sick of torture flicks, and I've been waiting for more worthwhile looking horror movies. There's a new "Resident Evil" movie coming out, and after the disaster that was the second one, I'm not exactly jumping for joy. Also, I'm not excited over "I Am Legend", since it's basically one of my all time favorite stories becoming a Will Smith vehicle, written by the guy who usually writes writes Will Smith movies. -I'm growing a goatee and moustache right now. So far, it's turning out alright, though this isn't the first time I've had one. I grew a beard last year, but ended up shaving it as it itched like a mother fucker. -Finally, the new Interpol album, Our Love To Admire is a good album but I can't help but feel disappointed in it. It just kind of sounds like the band is treading water now. Next time: More Metal Albums I'm enjoying

Their first album is pretty good. I could never get into the other ones though.

That sounds pretty gay.

Notorious BIG - Suicidal Thoughts "When I die, fuck it I wanna go to hell" Dr. Dre/Snoop Dogg - Fuck With Dre Day I've mentioned this song before. Hip Hop amazes me in it's homophobia: It constantly attacks on homosexuals and the gay lifestyle, yet talks more about gay sex than a gay porn director. Grand Master Flash and the Furious 5 - The Message A "favorite hio hop songs" list without this song? Fuck that. A Tribe Called Quest - Jazz (We've Got) I really love this song. It's the group in their prime, it's one of the best examples of hip hop and jazz fusing together, and the organ kicks ass. There's some great tour stories involving these guys. "Strictly hardcore tacks/not a New Jack Swing" Dr. Octagon - Real Raw Dr Octagonecologyst is a great album, and this is the best song on it. It's a shame that Keith was never able to live it down (though Sex Style comes awfully close) Mantronix - Bassline From the first (and best) Mantronix album, this is a great example of electro hip hop. Erik B. & Rakim - Paid in Full The "7 Minutes of Madness" mix by Coldcut is even better. LL Cool J - Rock the Bells Sure, "Momma Said" is good, but it doesn't even come close to this one. Nas - The World is Yours Um, yeah. The best song he ever did, bar none Tell me otherwise. Come on, I dare ya. Mobb Deep - Shook Ones Pt. II Yep, they were good once, believe it or not. I really love the piano loop. The Roots -Silent Treatment Whether or not it's their best song is debatable, but it's a great song, and probably my favorite of theirs. De La Soul - Say No Go While De La Soul is Dead is their best album, this is their best song.

Eh, it's no "License to Drive"